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Welcome back everybody. It is our number three New Marrow trace of Matt

Connorton unleashed and we are live from the studios of w m n H ninety

five point three FM in glorious Manchester, New Hampshire on Canal Street. Today

is Saturday, June fifteenth, twenty twenty four. Jenny is here of course

with me as always, and we have some very special guests here in studio

with us. They are in town. They just played last night at the

shascine and this is the largest band physically speaking, that we've had in the

studio. Green Jelly is here. Welcome everybody. Well, actually we are

the world record holder of the largest band in music history. We have currently

one thousand and sixty nine active members throughout the world. My goodness. So

how does that work? Like if somebody leaves, they never truly leave.

Well, how it works is I make a lot of peanut butter and jelly

sandwiches, right, and I go to Walmart a lot, and I buy

lots of loaves of bread and choosy mothers choose Jeff. Okay, I understand.

So Man Speaker is here, of course. Well, actually it's William

man Speaker, and I want to I want to point out that the station

is named after me. W M n H. That is William Man Speaker,

New Hampshire. Yes, So next time he announces this, I get

a dollar. Every time you say the radio station's name, I get a

dollar which I keep. He's not lying. When I was first offered a

show here, I was told by management that it is a fact named after

you. Yes, Yes, William Man Speaker, New Hampshire. Ninety five

Boy three Rock and roll potty station. Oh crap, Now I owe Gene

Simmons five bucks. Oh, Gene Simmons, I owe him so much money

every time. I can't even kiss a fan without paying him five dollars.

Well, did you pay him for introducing you in that video? I was

actually I had to buy and this is this is serious. I had to

buy him twelve chocolate muffins. Yeah, Gene Simmons only eats the top of

the muffins. Just I'm just putting it out there. One time I had

to go park his car and there there was muffin crumbs everywhere. I'm like,

this is not the god of thunder. This is the god of donuts,

god a donuts in jelly rolls. I'm totally serious. The world gets

weird when you're eating muffins with Gene Simmons. Yeah, but anyways, Yes,

the station is named after me. Yes, yes, congratulations, fire

you owe me seven dollars. Okay, well i'll see what I have.

Great and you've got the is this is this the entire band, the entire

current time. I mean it's a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of

the band, but yes, this is the current band that we're out on

tour with correct okay, alright, and which you can't see this at home?

Well, yes you can't. Hi, right now, there is eighty

seven people in the station right now. Yes, yes, this is quite

the h None of us took showers, right, that's all right. Hey

it's and we were all eating peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I had to

get up at six am and start making them. Yeah, well that's uh

that's very early. Yeah, well you know again, choosy mothers, choose

you. Now, this isn't your first time in Manchester. Oh no,

I've been here a million times. And it's funny because I never knew the

name of the venue that we played it until you just said it. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, I played there like seven times. I had no

idea what the name was. Yeah. Jesse over there in the corner,

he was there last night. Of course. Hi, did you get hit

in the head with a pool noodle? The noodle was great. The hot

dog hat was even better. Oh. I did my best to keep on

the hat, especially while feeding the Calgary. Oh is that you? Oh?

That was? Oh? You now have monkey box just so you know.

The wm NH radio station is ground zero for the next pandemic. Ladies

and gentlemen, Monkey box is coming your way. We mutated it from the

Juggalo flu. We were passing out. Oh, we were passing out the

whoop whoop whooping cough for a while. So everyone who comes to our show

that wears one of our costumes, you go home with some sort of disease.

I really work for the CIA as an undercover agent. My job is

to spread disease across the world. Yeah. I single handedly brought COVID to

Wisconsin. Wow. And March of twenty twenty, we had a contest to

see how many people are going to drink whiskey shots off my balls? Okay,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

we we have we have beach balls. Oh okay, we have. I

mean you get, you get, you can you can vouch for that,

right. We had beach balls. Lots of beach balls and lots of pool

noodles. Okay, all right, And if you want to take them to

the beach ball and the pool noodle to a different level, that's up to

you. I'm sure. Okay, it's twenty twenty four. We're using we

were were using big boy words and I want to point out. I want

to point out right now that I that me personally, I identify as a

dog. Okay, and we brought my wife here today. Baby girl is

here the first uh dog member of Green Jellow. Yes, you thought he

was fat. That's just a wiener dog and his bucket. I have to

ask you something now, you just said you just said green Jello, Yes,

Green Jel. Are you legally permitted to say hell? No, I'm

not legally permitted to do anything. Everything I do is stolen. I've stolen

the three Little Pig song. It's really smoke on the water obviously. Uh.

The cow god is Aceus spades. Green Jello is actually ground up horsehoofs

with green dye. I stole that name also, And when they wanted to

assume me, I instantly changed my name to Green Chevrolet. Oh okay,

they were please, So I went for green xerox. Yeah, and you

know the red. And now now nobody cares. Okay, it's thirty years

later. Hey, they're like green who Green Yello. And then every once

in a while, this guy with a beard will come up to me and

say, dude, I remember, yeah, the hell with Bill Cosby bro

I didn't leave the guy alone. He's got enough problems. Man. You

don't only that you harassing him, dude, you made them change the name.

He has nothing to do with that, that's right. I love pudding

pops. By the way, Yes, well good, are you legally permitted

to say that? No, by old Geene Simmons? Another dollar? He

owns putting pops. Did you know that Hiss owns pudding pops? Oh?

Yeah, I do know. He's trying to say, wanta pudding pop all

day? That vers I did not. I did not know. They didn't

play that on the farewelfare or force. They did. They did that was

for the VIP experience. Yes, that's true. Of the Meat and Green

one hundred thousand dollars. You get to look at Gene Simmons through a telescope.

And I don't know if you know this, there is a green yellow

Kiss connection here. Oh I we We actually did the Green Jello did the

Kiss Reunion tour launch back in nineteen ninety six. I didn't know that.

Yes, the first time that Green or that Green Jellow got back together,

the first time Kiss got back together and put the costumes in the makeup on

were actually in my office. Really. Yes, it was a very bizarre

experience. And the best part of it is Doc McGee used to make them

show up at eight in the morning and put on the costumes and then wear

them all day to five o'clock. So, you know, for the first

like month, it was like, oh, dude, man, fucking geck,

Oh heck, what did I say? That? A bad word?

I did? I said, Gene Simmons, I got it. No,

kiss is my favorite fan. You can talk about Gene all you want.

I know. For a while was great. They're hanging out, you know,

and then all of a sudden it became like, oh, no,

here he comes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, Geene, Yeah

yeah yeah. The chocolate muffins. All right, it doesn't right And again

I don't mean to ramble on them, because I will. Yes, we

got an hour, oh one day, we're doing that. We're doing the

Kissery Union photo shoot. Right, it's a big, gigantic deal. We

rented a lion for some sort of unknown reason. Uh, Peter, Chris

really didn't like that idea, Like, Peter, you gotta go stand next

to the lion. I left the building. I don't. You don't want

to be eating No, no, I don't know they brought this big lion

in. But either way, either way, Ace Freely is missing. He's

missing, he's not showing up. They're all freaking out. Jean Simmons and

Paul Stanley are like the mom and dad right, and they're like losing them,

Oh my god, where is he? Where's he? Was it?

And finally he strolls in like five pm, and they're like, Ace,

where you been. He's like, I don't remember. And they're like,

where's your car? They had just bottom a brand new like Mustaine convertible and

he and he takes a cab over. They're like, where where's the car?

Race? I lent it to some striper. And these are two men

that you know, are sober in these elaborate costumes, disciplining some drug guy

that looks like a bum that strolled and I gave the cat it was striper,

and so so whatever happens, blah blah blah, and it's now time

for his photo shoot and and Jean can't fight his bill. Bill, go

find Ace, Go find Oh god, I did it again. This is

not how sorry I said. Oh heck, oh hell, it's our fault.

Sorry that heck heck, we should have put the shot collar on you.

So either way, I'm in this whole whole building for Ace Freely.

I'm like, oh god, why how did my life become that they're gonna

wrangle Ace Freely? And I look everywhere six thousand square feet. I can't

find this guy. So I go in the bathroom and oh my god,

you think that learning about Santa Claus is fake and the Easter Bunny. Wait

till you go into the boy's bathroom and you see Ace Freely taking a poop

and his costume is hung over the little the door and all you can see

is his silver boots and I'm the guy that's got a hurt up as poop.

Right, your photo shoot is now right, So all the complaints that

Paul and Jean have about him are true, is what you're saying. You

know, it was it wonderful to see a Jean and Paul are definitely the

mom and dad, and the other two are definitely the children. Yeh.

And it was great to be the wrangler of the children. Yeah. So

anyways, Hi, Hey, do you want to Bill? Do you want

to introduce the rest of No, I'm just gonna talk all night all day,

all right to the left of me, which you cannot see all the

way from Hollywood, California. The man who literally quit his job at Netflix.

He was on the motor cycle club series called The Mayans Really, and

he was also a DJ and a strip joint after named after a Motley Cruz

song. Oh okay, and he quit all that. Ladies and gentlemen,

give it up for Jello Legosy Welcome, Welcome Jello. The club was actually

in the Motley Crue video for Girls, Girls, Girls, Oh no kidding,

Yeah, the Seventh Veil, oh wow. And I actually played the

hell at the Seventh Veil. Wow. I played the Seventh where I played

the strip club that he was working at as Green Jello. Oh okay,

And he was the DJ. Yes, And that's where we first met,

where we met, And then about a year after that I opened up for

Green Jello, oh okay. And then about a year after that I haven't

left his side, no, yes, Oh so you've been the man a

long time? Oh yeah, good four years now? Yeah? Okay,

yeah, since New Year's Eve of twenty nineteen, okay, okay, and

only because one of our members was at his strip club and it told him

to join our band, right, and with no knowledge to me, all

of a sudden he just shows up and I'm like, Hi, who are

yours? I'm playing guitar. I'm like, hello are you? That was

literally the greeting eye got hello, who are you like DJ? When that

girl was fad yeah, and then right next to him. This is this

is the most bizarre story of all for like eighty shows. I'm like,

who is this dude? He just kept showing up and I don't know who

he is because his name's Casper. So he decided to wear a ghost costume,

which what took me until last night to realize that's why he was wearing

the ghost costume. The name was Casper. Yeah, but and that was

on stage, so I didn't know what he looked like. And this this

random ghost would show up randomly whatever. So I'm like, oh, this

is really freaking me out. But ladies and gentlemen, give it up for

Casper. Welcome and Casper builds drug stores in Canada. Yes, yes,

yes, he took off the day from building drug stores and he drove all

away here from Canada. Wow, yep, well welcome, thank you very

much. Well it's not that far from Canada, right, I mean,

we do border Canada. Tell us tell us something that we don't know about.

Plaster. I don't even know what plaster is. Gyps Gypson, No,

Nope, wow, I would not do not hire Casper to build your

drug store at all. And right next to him, this is this is

one of my favorite stories. I get a random message on Facebook, which

I do all the time, and this guy says, Hey, I live

in Arkansas. Can I join your band? And I'm like, yeah,

sure. A week later, this guy's knocking on my door in Los Angeles

with his dog and I'm like, you're who and he's like, I'm the

guy that drove here from Arkansas. And that was like three years ago.

And since then, him and that little Wiener dog been following me everywhere.

We're talking like a hundred shows. Wherever I go, he's there. I'm

at the Walmart, there he is with his Wiener dog. I'm at the

hotel. There he is in my bed with is wiener dog. And then

you know, you know, we got drunk. Some things happened, and

you know, and now I identify as a dog and I love baby girl.

We're getting married. I was having my puppies. Well that's uh,

that that's you know, we don't jump having my puppies. So before we

go further, you're a dog in love A question though, yes, question.

I'm getting the impression as you're telling the story and I talk a lot,

well that well, that's good because that's that's what we do here.

But I'm getting the impression that all you have to do to join the band

is show up and oh yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, yes.

They're all these people. I don't I don't even know the real names.

Yeah, I'm not kidding. Wow. We were checking in the hotel room

the other day and they called him by some name and I'm like, who

the who? Who is who is taylormanics? Right, it's just some sort

of like seventies show that we're watching or undercover detectives rolling in. I have

no idea. And so anyways, he shows up with with his dog and

he's been playing over one hundred shows with us. His name is load Welcome.

We actually met him on tour with the Insane Clown Posse. Whoop woop

yes, yes, woof woof, woof, shout us all the members in

the room and ninety five point three for having us. Thank you, thank

you, thank youan Loak and baby Girl. Well, the station is named

after Bill, so we were kind of obligator there. We got another dollar.

All right. So this this is one of my favorite all time members

and one of my favorite stories. Okay, now imagine this. It's the

year two thousand and five and American Idol is at its height, Okay,

and it really has nothing to do with the story. But I had just

sold my my rave club, which we will not get into at all.

Okay. Ah, So that's why that's why I'm home watching him American Idol,

That's why, you know. So I'm just sitting home because I got

time on my hand and there's this three second like blip, an American Idol

of some weird man wearing this gigantic, elaborate duct tape costume. And I

just cut it out of the blink of mylet. What the And I searched

the internet and I hunted this dude down and I recruited him into my band.

In two thousand and eight. He went on there, he sang some

song. They said, blah blah blah, and Simon Cowell said, get

that allway from me. Weirdo, stop following me around. And he created

his own green yellow guar cover band called Guello GW E L and Yes yep

from originally from Salem, pracked Salem. We started out in Salem. We

still kind of got out down there quite a bit. It's not loud enough.

No your mouth like last night, we get it weighed out. Thanks,

Yeah, go for it. For what I was trying to say now,

I was was like saying, this grand thing and how we met at

the America and I we're local to the New Hampshire, Massachusetts area. Okay,

okay, cool, you'll have to bring them in. Oh by an

incredible band, the only one who speaks. But it's not as much as

Bill, not as much as Bill not. But I've known him since two

thousand and five when I hunted him down, and then in two thousand and

eight he joined our band and he's got he's I don't know what do you

know? Best? Yes? Yes, really best friends. Excellent And he

also went on tour with us UH with the Insane Clown Posse, which was

incredible. That was a good run. In fact, was it here or

is it Maine? It was Maine, Maine and Ginos, yes, where

Violent J came to the club personally. We were on our way to the

show and I got a phone call from the from the promoter and he's like,

hey, Violent J is here to meet you guys. And I tell

Bill and he's like Violent Who. And we're like, oh, insane clown

bossy And they met there personally and he's like, so you got just guys

all over the country that know your music. And it's like, yeah,

he knows it. They know it. And it was blown away. And

then next thing you know, we're on the Gathering of the Juggalos playing tours

with with ICP. How many how many dates did you do with them?

I don't remember how many dates were on the weekends. I want to say

I did personally like ten or eleven of them. Yeah, mostly mostly on

the East Coast. Yeah, which was really wonderful. Like he's a huge

insane clown posse fan. Yeah, I have no idea. Okay, I'm

in my old little bunk. He's aware of them, but he's not gonna

at the time not going to recognize land Jay or Shaggy Too Dope by name.

So we roll up He's Kurts Drive and he rolls up and just like

any day, there's some chubby, bearded guy in the parking lot, you

know, no clown paint, no clo anxious to say hello, and he's

rambling on about his clown band, you know, and it's like Thursday to

me. It's another bearded guy tell me about his clown band. It happens

with alarming, it does. And he invites me to his clown party out

in the forest and I'm like, yes, there's like the gathering of the

Juggles. I need you to come out and call my brother. And I'm

like, yeah, yeah, sure, your clown party. Clown brother.

Oh, you know, he's excited about it. So I'm just not excited

at all. And I just post a little picture of me and violent Jim

or a violent So anyways, I I post this little picture and then I

call the number like the next day, and the guy is so angry at

me. Really, oh, he's pissed and well, how dare you announce

that you're playing at the gathering of the jugglos before us? And he just

spreading me and I'm just like, just could I just explain this? I

said, this isn't the first time that a fat bearded dude has approached me

in a parking lot and asked me to play at their clown festival in the

woods. You gottall just's pretty regular hole was that, you know, the

speakerphone, and it went from this very like you know, you're in a

lot of trouble to everybody laughing. I'm like, I realized this is just

Saturday to me, guys, and so they uh give me the the website

and I pull it up and I'm like, oh, I was like,

damn, you're legit and they're like, yeah, we're waiting legit. So

again this is you know, uh angry Jim would say, our violent jay.

Uh. He's telling the other clown posse guy, you know, I

want this band on the bill. And now again they're pissed at me,

but they've they've taken my clown excuse and they throw me like the show it

starts Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, right. They put me on

on Wednesday the first night at three in the morning, oh yeah, oh

wow, and a tent on top of some gigantic hell of a hill,

you know, up against one of their big guys, Like what was that

or something was playing the main stage at the same time, and they put

all the jugs are gonna want to see? Yeah, so they gave me

the worst, worst, worst slot possible, and right before we play,

some fucking jugglo that's tripping. What did I say? I got it?

What did I say? I got it? Another f B again, Yeah,

I caught it. I didn't even hear it that time. I didn't

hear it either. I didn't hear it the twenty other times. Well either

way, some crazy's some crazy jugglo you know, tripping on eighty pounds of

mushrooms, randomly comes in the tent with his giant fire extinguisher and smashes the

whole like pa, like the mixing council. The sound guy's like a long,

super long story. Short place was packed and we broke out into complete

anarchy. Uh. We brought a hundred punk rock puppets and we dressed up

everyone inside. They'll got the juggalos to bring a picnic table from the picnic

across the table around all the picnic tables, and they took off like the

big wooden ones and we when we piled up and we made like this mountain

of wooden picnic tables in which I'm on the top like screaming while all these

punk rock puppets are washing, And there was a moment of complete unclarity where

I'm like, let's set it on fire. Oh my god, no,

no, no, I remembered the white snake incident. Close enough whatever,

I'm like enough, but it would have been a perfect time to set a

bonfire with me on the top and it all burning inside some sort of tent

and God forsaken nowhere, Ohio, and right next to the guy from Guello,

ladies and gentlemen from Oklahoma, Kansas, the world champion pig wrestler herself,

please give it up for Slim Jelly. Heyall, Slim Jelly, welcome,

Thank you, Thank you, guys not to be here. Jenny and

I are big wrestling fans, but I don't think we've seen the pig wrestling.

She wrestles a good pig. She is also the blue ribbon state champion

pig squealer. And if we all coat, that's just for the show.

If we coat, we can get her to talk like a pig, to

come out, talk like a pig, talk like a talk like a pig,

talk like a pig. Ladies and gentlemen, slim jelly, little peggy,

little tiny baby pig. Wow, getting not in here? All right?

All right? And I know, I know we're in New Hampshire,

and I know that you cannot get any sort of marijuana here. So if

you're looking for some good drugs, we brought our own math dealer himself.

Ladies and gentlemen. This guy's got enough three point one four one six one

seven pie to get you all. Give it up mcquations. Yeah, but

now you've got a and you've got a what do you call that with the

spinny things on top of the hat. This is basically where I get all

my power from all my mathematician power. This is a a beanie. It's

a tripropeller beanie. Really. I noticed this morning it was actually very windy

outside and I had to brace myself to the van to make sure I did

it. I didn't fly away. Yes, yeah, all right, but

I'm here. I made it. And when it starts spinning like that,

he just starts spitting out equations. Really, yes, if you blow him

hard enough, you'll start spitting it out A square plus square squired. Did

I say something I don't even know if I said something right there. As

someone who's terrible at math, I'm very impressed, thank you, thank you

that you have three versus the usual one enhances its abilities exactly. I was

hoping that we wouldn't actually say that on air, but now everyone knows my

secret. It's fine, though, the secret of three. Yes, Now,

is this literally everybody who's on stage? I know you have thousands,

but is this literally everyone who was on stage last night? I don't know

where they are. I don't know what they look like. I don't know.

They just show up. They show up, and it's best. When

the sound guy asked me how many people are in your bed, I'm like,

I don't know. Yeah, we have sent so many sound people to

therapy crying. I have this wonderful picture of the sound guy crying in New

Orleans. He's like ball, He's in a ball, rolled up in the

corner behind his mixer. Yeah. Like we're like middle of sound check and

they're going off to smoke a cigarette. They're just they give dressed out,

give it up. Yeah, they're like, how many guitars about? I

think we got seven tonight, then like ten actually liked come, Yeah,

extra drummers oh yeah, but we sew up with three drummers. We got

four drum sets. This will be fun. That's so true. What's the

most drums that you've ever had? Four? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

wow, four drums, twelve guitars, eight bass and six singers. I

think was the most. Yeah, that was for Sweden Rock Festival. Oh

okay, okay, do you do you ever have to? Like obviously a

venue like the Shafskiing there's only so much room, so then you have to

the best. I love when they're like the stage is tiny and the room

is small because complete pandemonium just breaks out. Rats, toilet paper, beach

balls, punk rock puppets, crowd stage band on the floor. Yeah yeah.

And what I do before the show, Like people start showing up around

eight o'clock, right and I know that they're not home, So I go

to their homes and I break into their garage and I steal all of their

holiday lawn inflatables. And right now we got like eighty of them when we

just plug them in. We played this show in Buffalo and all over lawn

and fatbles kept blowing the power like huge festival, thousands of people and it's

and and it's all depending on the ability to power twenties seven lawn inflatables.

Right, they didn't this year, but it was just so perfect, again

ruining the lives of sound men across the world. Yes, that's what I

do, Yes, and I'm proud of it. Well, it's important.

It is. It is because when a club is asked, what was your

greatest nightmare and they say green, yellow, yes, I know my job

is done. Is the sound guys with the horror stories of the night before?

Oh yes, yes, yes, or like some other show, they're

like, oh my god, it's crazy and it's like you had it easy

tonight. There was only five guitar players as opposed to seventeen, and we

put the fire out. Yeah yeah, they were like, oh man,

I got off lights. Don't have to renew my Xana subscription. That must

be the longest introduction to your band on the radio and w m N eight

more guys on the phone. That's all right, but yes, yes,

scene low A quick, a quick small origin story for Jelly and the equations

like when did they come in? When did they come in? Well,

I was in Oklahoma at the pig wrestling events and just the way that she

was you know, wrestling that pig. I I knew you knew. He

knew I was a musician by how good I was at Wrang, I knew

she was a great magician. Yeah, I will say, just really quickly.

I also front a band called thinky Flesh. That's right, thinky Flesh,

And you can find us wherever you find yourself, because it is in

your head. Yes. So so what what I do is I basically point,

I lie to these strangers that I find in the Walmart, and I

promised them fame and fortune and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I will

say I never did get that peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He keeps talking

about, keeps talking about. And then I don't eat peanut butter and jelly.

There's meat, he can don't eat meat. I got air for breakfast.

Oh yeah, well it's not good. And I'm on the air right

now. WHOA, My mind is blown. We're on the air. Where

you are eating air? Where are you playing tonight? You're you're God,

I don't know are playing here. I believe you're I believe you're in Vermont

this evening, Vermont. I like that. I like that night. I

like that name. Vermont. Hopefully the sound off listening Vermon sound guy and

Vermont were coming for you to nights. They do have a sound guy in

Vermont. Yea, I understand that was the sound guy and they did not.

And the worst thing about the sound guy, he's always trying to pay

me with the sound check. Uh, And I tell him I don't.

I don't have a bank. I need I need cash on a sound check,

right right. They got to debate me about it, But I don't

think who who writes checks in twenty twenty four? Pretty rarely? I don't

mean, is it is it what it like? Is it like the like

Apple pay? But just through sound Well you gotta understand too, Vermont,

it's you know, if you're in Vermont, right, it's a little bit

better because a lot of time, Yes, yes, yes, you know,

but when you're when you're when you're using the sound check, yes,

do you use your phone to do it? You have to sign it?

Does Vermont let you cash a sound check? That's a good question. That's

a good question. We've just been playing in all the wrong places. They

won't cast your sound check, No, no, they will not. And

the other day we we broke an e chord h And I go to the

guitar center and I say I need an E chord, Yes, And they

don't. They're looking at me like like like I don't know what I'm talking

about. I would have just played one for you and you'd be all set.

Played. Yeah, just play the chord. What do you mean?

You know? Like you like you get the sound check? Why would you

play a chord you get electrocuted. Yes, it's very dangerous. That's the

danger of now, I get it. The danger. Yes, the danger.

That's what the child have been right the day. We gotta we gotta

add danger to the show, add some danger. It is a way pool

noodles everywhere. Yes, I also go to all the towns and I loot

all the pool noodles. Yes. So when you go later on today or

later on this month, when the heat gets a little a little warmer,

a little humid. Yeah, and you're thinking yourself, I'm gonna go for

a pool party, You're gonna go the ninety nine cent store to buy some

pool noodles. Nope, I bought all the pool noodles in time. You

know what, there's a funny story about that. When you when you buy

one hundred pool noodles, when you get three boxes of pool noodles, and

you go up to that employee at the said store that don't give two hex

yoh, who give a fudget? All you pay for like four? Yeah?

Yeah, I'm not kidding. They did you you can get it.

They didn't care. I can actually see how that would happen. Yes,

they don't. They're not. They're not gonna scan everyone. They like,

I'm getting minimum waves. I'm not scanning one hundred noodles. They werennoying when

they had to break their cigarette break to come inside. Watch the guy walk

around with his dirt bag buddies, What is up with that? Every time

you go to the dollar store that they're smoking outside. Right, we're not

talking cigarettes either. You would expect that we that we either math math.

There doing a lot of math at the night Math. You would expect happy,

healthy employees at the Yeah they're out there, give you a dollar said

store. Do the mask, do the math. That's the new slogan for

ninety nine cents story. He's supposed to do the math. You I provide

the math. How you provide the mask? Everyone else does the mask?

Math. Right, right, he's got some clean math. Do you do

the accounting for that, accounts for yourself? Yeah? And then what happens

after Vermont Granton granted, but this tour? What idiot routed this tour?

Why would you go from yeah, never mind, Yeah, we're gonna get

to see some cool trees on them. At least we're not going to New

York to Washington Washington State. Oh yeah. March March of twenty twenty four

were to Florida, and then the next weekend was Arizona, Arizona, New

which we started in California, And the next weekend was New York, New

York State, and then the weekend after that was Washington State. Oh wow,

all four corner of America. My jell was droll the whole way,

drove the whole way, and Sam Low, listen to this, yes,

listen to this New York City, right, New York State, Washington.

Washington is underneath New York. Washington is under New York. Yes, it

is not my fault two states Washington put up on the other side of the

country. Well, I mean, technically, you're right, it's not your

fault. That is. That's no, it is not it's not his fault

that they did. Susan B. Anthony. Susan B. Anthony, this

is your fault because is not a state. So I'm not giving you that

one. No, it's not a state. I didn't know the states had

a territory. Washington, d C. Is inside the state of MARYLANDINTI.

So is that your excuse for starting us in Florida because there's a Hollywood Florida.

You forgot what starting from. It's not you bring this up again.

Hollywood Florida, Hollywood California. Not my fault. Springfield, Missouri, Springfield,

Michigan, Springfield, ill North Dakota, Springfield, California. We're gonna

do a Springfield Field Springfield, Massachusetts spring seat only case closed. There's a

lot of Manchester's. You could go to Manchester, England after this is a

Springfield, Massa. We're onto something here. See Illuminati is all I gotta

say. It was the Aliens's all the and new noakis walls. Do you

have a song about that? Addressing that we do not speak of the noke?

Okay, but we did just release a new song just in March.

Yeah, Bill didn't know about it. We did it without him. We

put out a new music video and a new song. It's called Murder Train.

Am I allowed to say that word on the Yeah, he is all

about He was in the recording studio saying, so pictures, we have video,

we have we turned it on. Yeah, and it's an excellent song.

Our drummer, Equations wrote the song. Me and Equations did the music

video. Go check it out. It's on YouTube, it's on Spotify,

it's on Apple Music, it's everywhere. We did, Bill, we did,

indeed, and you you were right there with us. Yeah, we

were holding your hand, we were patting you on the bat. Yeah,

we gave you an extra serving of yogurt that day. Well, I did

watch the video. I enjoyed it very much. And so that's the newest

single. That's the newest single. Well, it just so happens someone may

have taken the initiative to create a radio edit of it that we could play

someone so much because that they're telling me about Yes we might really we might

hear that at the end of the show. Yes, yes, that person

could that. I think he actually made a couple of radio and really I

did. Yeah, we won't. We edited out the entire song to say

that word, the word. Yes, you can say murder, yes,

yes, man speaker, not that word. You have to watch it about

the adult because it is yes. Yes, Saturday mornings, oh gosh morning,

certain words like that super Saturday people. People listen to us while they

watched their Saturday Saturday, Saturday Saturdayday, Saturday Saturday Saturday saturaay Saturday Saday.

Says all right, I'm in the band five hours, just got one thousand

and seventy. We just have to follow them to her mind. And literally

you have to make the checks payable to Gene Simmons. You have to be

sound checks. Yes, wow, I got that sound check like like a

like a like a bank check. Right, wow, I'm just making sure

I have that? Is I do? Oh no, they have no idea.

They can't even write with pencils. My wife doesn't even know what a

dial phone is. No, I'm serious, you have no idea what is?

But I'm her age, that's why are you? Yeah? Really,

yes, I didn't know that. The age of not knowing a dial phone.

No, no, I know one, no one, but I'm I'm

the same age. I'm close enough. She's from Oklahoma. They're a little

bit. Really, they don't do just things. They don't do that.

I want to point out. I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt,

but I am. I want to point out that slim can change and transmission.

Oh it's an alternator. Oh wow, without a toolbox. I had

a toolbox on the side of the road in the middle of Texas. Really

really and under including ordering the parts, it was under ten hours. I

don't really believe you. I'm the mechanical one. Yeah, it's true.

Yeah, it's one hundred percent true. I've done a lot of Yeah store

near there. It was actually and I don't know if I'm allowed. I'm

not sponsored, but O'Reilly is my favorite auto bar store. They are the

thing about O'Reilly. The other one, the orange one that I'm not gonna

name. The people are not very nice to you if you're a woman,

But at O'Reilly they love you if you're a woman. Really, that's true.

Yeah, you go in there and they like act like you don't know

what you're talking about, and I'm like, sir, I know more about

cars than you. You work at this store. I do the thing.

Wow, O'reiley the orange sponsor me, not the orange one. What the

orange red one. You don't go to the garb store. I got home,

ne bow do I win? Cars are all broken. This is not

the location. Put it back to we are we are running out of time.

I do you want to make sure in hours you got through? Was

the introduction. This has been fun. I wish we had more time,

but I do want to make sure to we get in the radio edit of

Murder Train, which yes, I will send you and you got a promise

to come back the next time you're in Yeah, yeah, yes, yes,

wait wait before yes we we We just got a new documentary out,

Oh you do yes, Vice dot com I came and did a documentary on

us being the world's worst band. Yeah. So you can just go to

a Google or YouTube and if you used these two keywords green Jello and vice

v Ice, it will show up. And it's very short. It's about

ten minutes. There you go fourteen minutes and you will never get that time

back. You will learn nothing correct. But it's a very interesting story and

it's definitely not what you think it is. They they found a unique way

of presenting it cool. So if you got the time, please look on

green Jello, Vice and Google or okay, can I do a quick drop

real quick? Absolutely? Okay tonight if you want to travel, be totally

worth it. But we're gonna be in Burlington, Vermont at the higher Ground

Green jell O. This is scene lok hip hop, slash punk rock dash

of that in there. Tomorrow. I actually will be in Manchester myself.

I'll be at the Jewel Music Okay, right down the street. I'll do

it solo show because I book solo shows in between green shows. Okay,

before I started torn with Green Jello, I've done my hip hop thing and

somehow I became an arm growing out of the back of Green Jello. Tonight

in Burlington, Vermont at the higher Ground Green Jello, and I'll be in

town tomorrow if anyone's interested. Oh, very cool, very cool. Yeah.

Does baby Girl have a statement before we go? I would just like

to point out too to all the listeners that Bill Mann speaker is not wearing

pants. No, no, I got no pants on it not knowhere it

is summer. Don't make me do the buffalo Bill we did. Just wake

up. Put the lotion in the basket, all right. We gotta Jenny,

you want to plug your website before absolutely, yeah, totally do it.

Check out gen coffee dot com, j E N N C O F

f ey dot com. There's an upcoming press confer next week. More information

coming later today. Very good, very good, Green jello or green jelly,

know what you want? It's thank you, thank you. This has

been one of the most the Mandel okays. It was never a d it

was never a Howie Mandel saying elsewhere. It wasn't even real. All right,

we gotta go Jello, green jelly. Thank you all so much.

This has been a lot of fun, really absolutely. By the way,

has this been played on the radio Murder Train? I think this is the

first time it's ever been radio. Yeah, we love the World. Radio

premieres here on the show so here, all right here it is Murder Train,

Green jelly or green jello, case a lot of wordy cock, kuck

off in your face, don't get off r Tray, well asleep, do

cocaine, take your stay, mar Fray, Marial Tray, mor Tray,

Mario Train, Menial time swap some track, don't e say, don't look

down. Mari Prag got you from Urine stains her band, Mario Fray cat

that do keep a bang on your face. Pray got a card, not

a way, no baro frac Borough fray fright on the score next Gondai were

in California. Anything goes down on the Burber train. You can get tattoo

and scores and drugs. Tang me but you're almost anything. The fast farm

gets ray you can't get off, but you can that get all of the

burger Traine frame fra fay bo time time. My name is Jerry. I

play in the band. It's the greatest stamp of rock room all across the

land. Where are the fun of scumpbacks? And we don't get a damn

human fish. So you see it's what we are to damn. All you've

gotten to say is show me the rock it roll. Take it from me.

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