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Matt Connarton Unleashed: Erich Pilcher reviews American Pie.
All right, I got an idea, but it's got to stay between us.
It's really simple. We just got to make an agreement. Or no,
it's more than an agreement. Bet are packed, no money involved,
more important than any bet. Here's the deal we all before we graduate tired.
It's not like I haven't been trayed. Think about when you work out
us. You gotta have someone there right, someone to spot you, someone
to keep you motivated. Well, that's exactly what we can do for each
other. I mean, we'll be there to keep each other on track.
Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of
our sexual destiny. Their tiger style kung fu is strong, but our dragon
style we'll defeat it. Guys, the show Lynn masters from East and westmost
unite, fight and find out who is number one. Guys, come on,
you ruining my moment here. I mean, this is our very manhood
at stake. We must make a stand here and now. No longer will
our penises remain flaccid and unused. We will fight for every man out there
who isn't getting This is our day, this is our time, and by
God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy.
Amen, I like them. Yes, we will make a stand. We
will succeed. We will get it. Not the sex. It's got to
be valid, consensual sex, no prostitutes. That's what you're thinking, Finch
busted. So basically, prom is our last chance. Oh dude, prompt
sucks, I know, but you got to think about it this way.
I mean, all the parties afterwards, the chicks are gonna want to do
it. Yeah, yeah, he's right. It's like just like tradition or
something, the rose Bowl. So that gives us exactly three weeks to the
day. We're gonna do this, all right, to the next step next.
Teen comedies or teen gross out films, the latter not a descriptor I'm
particularly a fan of have brought us some of the greatest comedies seen on celluloid.
In nineteen ninety nine, one film brought this subgenre back to the mainstream,
and it is still relevant even today. Released in nineteen ninety nine and
directed by Paul Weeds, American Pie tells the story of five high school seniors
in their quest to lose their virginities by graduation. The pitfalls of this quest
provide us with hilarious results. This ensemble cast features the breakout performances of Jason
Biggs, Sean William Scott, Tara Reid, Chris Klein, and Mina Suvari.
Rolling out the cast is Alison Hannigan, Eddie, Kay Thomas and the
Hillo variously awkward Eugene Levy as Jim's dad. Our opening clip featured four sexually
frustrated men at the center of this film, Kevin, who comes up with
the idea of the pack, Jim, Jason Biggs, Chris ash Striker,
Chris Klein and Finch, making this infamous pack to lose their virginities by graduation.
Our next two clips provide us an introduction to these characters. First,
Kevin and his girlfriend Vicky are on their way to school in debating going to
a party that evening, and when Vicky opens a letter of college acceptance,
utters three words that scare Kevin. Then we hear the interactions between Jim and
USh Striker. Don't hear the coolness of ash Striker dealing with Jim's awkwardness us
And then we will hear from the other people that round out this high school,
such as Finch and the ever present band Quote unquote geeks. Then in
our second clip, we will be at Stiffler's party. Right off the bat,
we will hear from the loud, obnoxious, overbearing Stiffler, and then
we will hear from one of the more memorable secondary characters in this film,
the Shermanator. And finally, Jim has a very painfully awkward interaction with his
crush Nadia played by Shannon Elizabeth. Illegal channels. There's any channel that should
be illegal. It's that All Woman's channel, lifetime supply of pantios or something.
Hey, did you see the Little Mermaid on TV the other night?
No, arial man, she's so hot. She's a mermaid. Yeah,
but not when she's on land. Come on, Vickie, it's Stiffler's party.
We gotta go. It'll be great. Why all that happens at Stiffler's
parties is a bunch of people get drunk and do it. Yeah, now,
come on, Heaven opening it's a big thick envelope, Vickie, she
got in. If you think they're just opening, fine, m Dear miss
Latham, We're sorry, but after keeping you on the waiting list for the
past couple of months, we decided that you are now rejected. Shut up,
you got in I love you? Okay? You think I should wear
the shirt? The stiffest party formed the shirt for like three days in a
row. Man, Guys, she said, I said what she said?
She loves me. Cornell's not that far from the event. Yeah, it's
only like seven hours. Oh when you get to drive across Canada, beautiful
country. Whatever, it's doable. What we should do today in band?
Instead of playing our instruments regularly, we should play backwards that it's so funny
with no offense. But you're talking about a post high school long distance relationship
and you and Kevin haven't even done it yet. That's not why we're going
out. What are you expect. I'm going to drive to Cornell for milk
and cookies. We're gonna have sex when he's ready and I'm ready. It's
got to be completely perfect. I want the right time, right no,
right place. It's not a space to launch of sex. And now Steve
Steffler enjoy thinking, Jessica, Great to see you. Glad you can make
it. Sherman, Hey, what are you doing here? Hellos's going on?
Sherman? Not much? Just spoke in the babes indeed some fine ladies.
Your voice m hm. Confidence is high. Repeat, confidence is high.
Sherman's moving to dep conto full strategic arsenal ready for deploying me. You
have something going to night, Sherman. You see essential chick Burnette. Um,
you know she's round. Seems she's taken alike in brollas. It's time
she experienced this. Sherman. Yeah, Hey, Sherman, whatever, I'm
a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky
late Go get him a tiger. I'll get back hopeless completely. Hi.
Ye oh guys, guys, there is not yet. And she just looked
at me. She just looked at me. Well, why don't you go
talk to her? Yeah? Yeah, you're right, Kevin, I should
just I should just go talk to her. Yeah, I could do that,
sure, sure, m okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
yeah, lass my let's come along my lonelday. Oh that's great.
Ye see you later. Awkwardness is such an understated word in regards to this
movie. It thrives on awkwardness. It makes us laugh, it makes us
cringe, it makes this film memorable and quite frank It's an emotion we all
can relate to back to our high school days. While all the characters in
this film have awkward moments, the one that symbolizes this none better is Jim
played by Jason Biggs. He takes the awkward team and takes the role to
another level. Our next clip shows this when his crush, the aforementioned Nadia,
asks him to help her study. His friends, led by Stiffler,
go to him into recording her changing in his room and broadcasting it on the
internet. Here the awkwardness when she gets there and how his father, the
aforementioned Levy, doesn't help ease the tension at all and hilariously adds to it,
me, there's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked your house. You're
not gonna do anything about that? What am I gonna do? Huh?
Broadcast over the internet? Yeah, you can do that. No, I
cannot do that to her, Jim, Man, If you don't have the
guts to photograph a naked chicken your house, how the hell are you ever
gonna sleep with one? I don't like the kid, but he's gonna point
Jim see even break now as you should do it now all you gotta do
is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the net and tell
me the address. You can send me the address too. I'll save you
a seat. Man, Jim, there's a a young lady here to see
you. Hey, Nuty High team's ready to study, always always ready to
study. He's a real bookworm. This kid dead, I mean, he's
not not one of those nerdy eyes. But dad, well, i'll uh,
I'll let you to hit the books. You want a beer? There
we go. Come on, move, Steve. It's my computer and I
want to use it. Shut up. You need to uh, you need
to change right through your mind. No, no, no, not at
all, um, please, you know, just go ahead and get on.
Get changed. I'll go downstairs and start studying up. Okay, now
we're in business. I'm gonna say, for those of you that have not
seen this film, you might find yourself asking if the four young men end
up losing their virginity. Well, on this show, we do not believe
in spoilers. However, our final scene indicates what happens to one of the
characters, Finch, the young man that refuses to use the restroom at school
and paid a female classmate to spread rumors about him to gain a reputation.
It falls apart at the hand of Stiffler in some laxatives, but on prom
night, Finch gets his revenge on Stiffler and it involves the vivacious Stiffler's mom
played by Jennifer Coolidge. In this scene, note the homages at play to
past coming of aged stories such as The Graduate and many others. Are you
lost, Stiff's mom? No? No, not lost, just um,
you know taking the tour? Hey, thank you for letting us have this
wonderful party, as if there was an alternative in the matter. So you're
enjoying yourself? Um, three sheets to the wind man. I'm so happy
for you. But it takes the edge off, doesn't it. So where's
your old day tonight? Oh? No, date? It was. It's
a bathroom incident. Pardon me, never mind. Do you have any things
to drink? I believe the kegs are upstairs. That is what the Cretans
drink. I'm talking about alcohol, liquor, the good stuff, all right.
I got some Scotch single moth aged eighteen years. Oh well, I
like it. Why don't you go grab a glass from the bar? I
think I should well me. So I said, this is very obviously a
Pierre de la Francesco. So object if I said that you were quite striking,
mister Finch, Are you trying to seduce me? Yes, ma'am,
I am Jesus love you. You're dead mom, Hey, stiff Lee.
To call this film merely a classic does not do it justice. This film
redefine the teen comedy sub genre. It brought it back from the abyss.
It launched the careers of so many individuals, and its influences still felt today.
Sayings like milf are due to this film. It had three sequels,
with the last one being released in two and twelve. It has also had
five direct to DVD spinoffs. While it didn't win any awards or get any
major critical acclaim, it is an important film, nonetheless, with a great
story, relatable characters, and what's what of late nineties early two thousand pop
hit soundtrack, This film resonates with people of all ages, social circles,
and no matter what your high school memories may be, this film is as
a man Erican as apple Pie because there is a little of all of us
in it. Due to its relatability, humor, and conjuring of memories.
That is what makes this film truly great. I hope you'll join me next
week when we will look at Denzel Washington's mesmerizing performance and Antoine Fuk was two
thousand and one film training day for WMNH and Matt Connerton Unleashed. This has
been a classic film with me, you're living room. I my father could
tell you today you forgiving me Sam sorry because I mean you stop thinking.
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Sabi. One of us rhymes like me and rhymes because I'm all about value.
For to Camper got the man gets you're trying to match, which if
you try to hold me by a bus through you gonna make a break and
take a pick out like I seek a nake and chick out like vanilla.
It's the finest of the flavors. Can you see the show, because then
you know the vertico was gonna go because it's so dangerous. You laugh to
sign a waiver. I didn't help it. If I think it funny when
you're bad, trying hard and just smile, it won't feel bad. I'm
the kind of gotta laughs at the funeral. Can't understand what I mean where
you soon well have the tendency to wear my mind. I'm as sleep have
a history of taking up my shirt. Gets been one weeks. He looked
at me through your up in the air and you're crazy. It's five days
to tackle man. I still got the reference. I'm both money man three
days and so the afternoon you realize it's not by fault but a moment too
soon. You say you're forgiving me, and how I was backing? Wait
to you say yourself chickul to China to try. Ain't these chicken you have
a drumstick and your brain stops sticket watch your X files with no lights on
with all my ma sons. I hope the Smookie mensag is one like Harrison
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I'm thinking funny when you're bad and trying harder to smile and will feel bad.
I'm the kind of gutta laughs in the funeral. Can't understand what I
mean you say and will. I have a tendency to wear my mind.
I'm asleep. I have a history of listen. My shirt gets been one
week since he looked at me, drug her off the size and said I'm
sorry. Five days it's a laugh at you and said you just be just
what I thought you I gotta do. Three days it's a living room.
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