Field Dispatch
Kyle Heavey and Justin DeFlumeri | Matt Connarton Unleashed
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, everybody. We have entered our
Speaker 1: number three New Marrow trace Matt Connorton unleashed and we
Speaker 1: are live from the studios of w m n H
Speaker 1: ninety five point three FM and Glorious Manchester, New Hampshire.
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Speaker 1: your live streaming options, social media links, contact infos, show archives,
Speaker 1: et cetera, et cetera. If you are listening live. Today
Speaker 1: is a Saturday, March twenty eight, twenty twenty six, and
Speaker 1: I am not alone. So we have a couple of
Speaker 1: gentlemen here in studio with us, one of whom will
Speaker 1: be very familiar to w m n H listeners. Kyle
Speaker 1: Evy is here. Hello, Kyle, why can't I hear you? Oh?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good mornings. See I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: I know how that works. Only you can only handle
Speaker 2: your guests so well, you know, and you know Peter
Speaker 2: White messed up on me out on Saint Patty's Day.
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 1: Sure you're used to that. All right, good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's you know, in twenty four hours I'll
Speaker 2: be rting that spot where you are and doing the
Speaker 2: same exact thing. So it's a great to be a
Speaker 2: guest here and to be a part of your show.
Speaker 2: I really haven't been here on Saturdays. We've really moved
Speaker 2: here and been a part of something like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say you made you made regular
Speaker 1: appearances when I was on and afternoons at the old place,
Speaker 1: but yeah, since we've been here at Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: your first this is your first time on this, your first.
Speaker 2: Time for the for the ten am or nine to
Speaker 2: noon format that you have here. So it's kind of nice.
Speaker 2: I've been amazing what you and Jenny have been able
Speaker 2: to do with thank you making things work. And obviously
Speaker 2: your sleep sleep pattern has changed jurassically too, with having
Speaker 2: being here from four to six to now you know,
Speaker 2: Saturdays from at nine am, after being here till eleven
Speaker 2: o'clock on Friday.
Speaker 1: Nights, it is a long stretch. Yes, yes, and of
Speaker 1: course you also off the Mark Sports. We should plug
Speaker 1: your show, yeh.
Speaker 2: Off the Mark Sports. Yes, Sunday morning from ten to noon.
Speaker 2: Another thing then, you know, from from day one, I
Speaker 2: was Wednesdays from uh I think it was six to eight.
Speaker 2: I remember originally it was back in twenty eighteen. Weird
Speaker 2: do you think that, Matt? And now here we are?
Speaker 2: You know, we have to adapt and persevere, as you say,
Speaker 2: in the radio industry.
Speaker 1: It will be nine years for me next oh my god,
Speaker 1: next week, party time, nine years, nine years, party time.
Speaker 1: Wmn A.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna get some radio cake and everything
Speaker 2: like that. We'll figure out what we should do to celebrate.
Speaker 1: I don't know anymore. Okay, sweets anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, we're going to get to a lot of bananas
Speaker 2: and apples. I don't know, no bananas. It's a texture thing.
Speaker 2: I like banana flavored things, but not actual bananas. Cannot
Speaker 2: eat bananas. The text is weird to me. I don't
Speaker 2: like it. This is mind blowing. This is mind blowing.
Speaker 1: And we have justin d flu Mary.
Speaker 3: You got it all right, right.
Speaker 1: Well because Kyle Kyle spelled it fanatically for me. D
Speaker 1: Flew Mary, so welcome. This has been coincidentally, today's show
Speaker 1: has been both the first and the second hour guests.
Speaker 1: I had to ask for you know, am I saying
Speaker 1: this right? Because the first hour UH project called Navarus.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was Navarus or Nevaras and
Speaker 1: then the second hour, Uh a K schnock and which
Speaker 1: is spelled e C C s h n A K
Speaker 1: you know, and these are these were both guests that
Speaker 1: were from other places, not locally, so they weren't in
Speaker 1: studio with me. One was on WhatsApp, one was on
Speaker 1: Microsoft teams, so I wasn't able to ask them before
Speaker 1: the segment. Hey, by the way, how do I say
Speaker 1: your name? So that so the conversation we were able
Speaker 1: to have about your name, I wasn't even by the
Speaker 1: other lest like Smith compared to that, right right, but uh,
Speaker 1: so welcome, so justin this is my first time meeting you,
Speaker 1: so welcome to the show. I understand you. Uh would
Speaker 1: you like to talk about how you arrived here today?
Speaker 1: How you got here?
Speaker 3: I ran a little over ten miles here today, Yeah,
Speaker 3: from Merrimack yep.
Speaker 1: And and why so.
Speaker 3: I have four marathons that of April two within twenty
Speaker 3: four hours.
Speaker 1: Oh, good for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so just trying to get the train and runs
Speaker 3: in while we have the time.
Speaker 1: No, that makes sense, it's good, good multitasking, right to
Speaker 1: get to a radio appearance. Might as well you have
Speaker 1: some training and no, that's great, good for you. But
Speaker 1: you're not, as we discussed earlier though, you're not running back.
Speaker 3: No, my girlfriend's picking it up.
Speaker 1: Yeh, thank god, that's good. It's not like it's cold
Speaker 1: out or anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was freezing running here. Freezing.
Speaker 1: Now we've had some we've had some cold weather. Uh
Speaker 1: so why are you guys here? You got a you
Speaker 1: got an event tonight, right tonight, Strange grew upstairs. We
Speaker 1: Justin and I have been friends for a number of
Speaker 1: months now, and we kind of came up with the
Speaker 1: idea for U smiles for twenty six point two miles
Speaker 1: as Justin gets ready to run the Boston Marathon and
Speaker 1: just a few weeks really, and I wanted to benefit
Speaker 1: the Heather abbit Foundation with a way to raise money.
Speaker 1: And with the world that we're living in these days,
Speaker 1: it's kind of laughs are needed, and why not benefit
Speaker 1: to get some uh some you know, let Justin to
Speaker 1: a little bit explain that the Heather Abbot Foundation, since
Speaker 1: he is the one that's putting his body through the
Speaker 1: punishment to run the twenty six point two miles. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be up there doing the smiles for everyone. So
Speaker 1: this is kind of you know, Justin can explain how
Speaker 1: his love of running has come about, and how the
Speaker 1: Heather Abbot Foundation is, as you know, so important to
Speaker 1: his heart.
Speaker 3: Now, Okay, yeah, so I we I had my own
Speaker 3: medical incident. I guess we'll call it. I was leaking
Speaker 3: a serenos spinal fluid from from my brain out of
Speaker 3: my spine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. Like no, I'm not a medical
Speaker 1: professional of any kind, but that sounds serious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty serious. But we're all better now.
Speaker 3: I connected through the Heather Abbot Foundation through a work
Speaker 3: partner I do. I own a safety consulting company. Okay,
Speaker 3: we third partied in a security contract. And his wife
Speaker 3: actually is on the board of directors for the Heather
Speaker 3: abbit Foundation. Okay, And I got to hear her beautiful story.
Speaker 3: She was actually standing at one of the bombing site
Speaker 3: in twenty thirteen and she lost her leg, so a
Speaker 3: life altering injury just for trying to enjoy a fun
Speaker 3: family atmosphere at the Boston Marathon, right. And what drew
Speaker 3: me to that organization was that, you know, I got
Speaker 3: to see firsthand running for it two years ago, how
Speaker 3: they actually flew amputees in and you got to see
Speaker 3: where all your charitable donations went. So they flew into
Speaker 3: people that were recipients of what the organization did and
Speaker 3: it was a lot of fun but also very moving
Speaker 3: to hear, like how they were victims of like a
Speaker 3: car accident one was and then just like you know,
Speaker 3: an infection and they had to lose their leg and
Speaker 3: essentially that's life changing, right. Yeah, But then the money
Speaker 3: that we raised tonight will actually help you know, somebody
Speaker 3: who's going through that.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, wow, No, that's amazing. So now you're so
Speaker 1: your medical situation that you had for I mean, my god,
Speaker 1: that that does sound No, in all seriousness, that sounds
Speaker 1: very that sounds pretty pretty rough.
Speaker 3: It wasn't fun. Yeah, but you know it's how I
Speaker 3: met Kyle and how I met a lot of people.
Speaker 3: So to be honest, what do you.
Speaker 1: Mean, Sky, you met Kyle? It was his fault.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he did it, man, I forgave him.
Speaker 2: This is why I gotta smile some more here, guys today.
Speaker 2: This is a big deal here to be the cause
Speaker 2: of Justin's issues.
Speaker 1: But should should I leave? The room?
Speaker 3: Was about forgiveness.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid it's gonna happen to me now. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: Careful touched on those buttons. I already already tried to
Speaker 2: turn off my mic once.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be leaking things from from other things.
Speaker 1: And like what watch out sounds horrible?
Speaker 2: Five point three? This curse is real.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it was terrible. So what was like? What like,
Speaker 1: how did you know what was happening to you? Like?
Speaker 1: What were there? Yea, Like I'm curious about symptoms and stuff, so.
Speaker 3: I'll give you the real cliff notes. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: was the former m M A fighter. I was a
Speaker 3: boxer and oh wow, and I just came off winning
Speaker 3: the Open Mushall Championship in New York.
Speaker 2: Do you see that justin he's scared, he's backing.
Speaker 4: Up for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I am.
Speaker 2: He's already likes.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, very very very comforting to see that.
Speaker 3: And I started getting headaches and basically, you know, long
Speaker 3: story short it was, they found out it was connected
Speaker 3: to an inter ear issue that was causing the headaches.
Speaker 3: But they did a lumbar puncture and the lady who
Speaker 3: did it, like was not trained to do it. Oh no,
Speaker 3: she was an e R doctor. I remember, like she's
Speaker 3: like lean forward and she couldn't. She even said out lot.
Speaker 3: She's like, I can't get the needle in the right place,
Speaker 3: and then just kind of dammed it in.
Speaker 1: That's not something you ever want to hear. And you know,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: Twenty seven at the time, so I'm like just trusting
Speaker 3: the process, right, And then long story short for from
Speaker 3: twenty seventeen to twenty nineteen was really awful and painful.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: And then twenty twenty one is kind of when I
Speaker 3: got my life back. So I started doing these crazy
Speaker 3: endurance things and I ran from Canada to Massachusetts in
Speaker 3: the summer. Really, Kyle was the.
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh New to New Hampshire Wow.
Speaker 3: And Kyle was the filmmaker there.
Speaker 2: The finish line, which was a mess in itself. Keep
Speaker 2: telling this story, all right.
Speaker 3: Kyle bless us hot. His personality was awesome. I was
Speaker 3: just like, you know, Kyle's good with the one line
Speaker 3: is the right. When I seeing him, He's like, come on,
Speaker 3: there's a go out. You're walking. I was like, I
Speaker 3: can barely freaking run.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We just every time we saw him, he was just
Speaker 3: so motivational. It was really inspiration to see him. And
Speaker 3: then you know, we just formed a friendship invite. He
Speaker 3: joined our run club. And then his personality is awesome.
Speaker 3: He's so good with my daughter. He had me on
Speaker 3: his show a couple of times, and yeah, he's generally
Speaker 3: a nice guy. And for him to go I wanted
Speaker 3: for him to go above and beyond. So this all
Speaker 3: came about he's being modest. But you know, I I
Speaker 3: was snowboarding one day and I was like really bummed
Speaker 3: and he had to return a suit coat, which was
Speaker 3: really he looked really good and yeah, and uh, and
Speaker 3: I was just like, hey, man, like I'm nervous about
Speaker 3: fundraising for this.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: You know, we had a local ski mountain back out.
Speaker 3: They agreed to do a race and then they backed out.
Speaker 3: I don't know why. And you know, I was like,
Speaker 3: do you think we could do a comedy show? And
Speaker 3: Kyle's like yes, And he literally has been like behind
Speaker 3: the scenes planning it. He sold the most tickets.
Speaker 2: Out of all of us, forty three of this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to give him. You know, he's just
Speaker 3: the type of guy he is. That's why I wanted
Speaker 3: to sit next to him and have him fix my
Speaker 3: medical issue with my heath, even though he caused it
Speaker 3: right right.
Speaker 2: So my side of the story is I'm angry that
Speaker 2: this man next to me has to run so fast
Speaker 2: from Pittsburgh to Nashua that now I have to get
Speaker 2: my butt out of bed and go to the finish
Speaker 2: line at like nine in the morning, which is not
Speaker 2: really my thing. I didn't get to do my show.
Speaker 2: I'm a lake guy.
Speaker 1: It could have been worse. It could have been eight
Speaker 1: forty five, and what would then?
Speaker 2: I have to get up at seven thirty, get this
Speaker 2: stuff go down, make sure the batters are charged, to
Speaker 2: get to the finish line to find this guy who's
Speaker 2: been sweating gross for five days running from Pittsburgh to Nashua.
Speaker 2: I'm complaining, I know whatever. But so I get to
Speaker 2: the finish line area and the finish line is at
Speaker 2: the Pheasant Lane Mall in Nashua. Okay, okay, right, So
Speaker 2: I'm there and I get my camera out and I'm
Speaker 2: kind of like, I don't know where he is and
Speaker 2: the Peasant Lane Mall securities set comes over. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you can't be here, like really, just absolute jerk faces.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And we're basically like, yeah, you can't be here. So
Speaker 2: now I'm ticked off.
Speaker 1: When he says you can't be here. Does he mean
Speaker 1: you can't be on the mall property?
Speaker 2: Do the correct So now I'm like, well, forget this.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like I need to find this guy.
Speaker 2: So then now I have to backtrack and figure out
Speaker 2: where Justin is running from. Yeah, and I have no
Speaker 2: clue what I'm looking for. It's the one person, Like,
Speaker 2: there's one person that ran past me. I'm like, is
Speaker 2: that him? That's and I'm like looking at every single runner,
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's And then finally I see this man
Speaker 2: come up with poles and there's a car behind him
Speaker 2: with their emergency. I'm like, okay, that's it. So now
Speaker 2: I'm like, huh, all right, well a person running by you, you
Speaker 2: only only have like twenty seconds. You know. He's running
Speaker 2: pretty good. So now I have to go haven't run past,
Speaker 2: then go find another spot and have a run past again.
Speaker 2: So I have to get some different shots of him,
Speaker 2: like Baywatch slow motion DIAF from the house, like I
Speaker 2: have to get him going by looking good. But also
Speaker 2: it kind of worked out for him because now he's like,
Speaker 2: well crap, I can't just look like I'm walking. I'd
Speaker 2: have to actually run. So it just kind of worked
Speaker 2: out so I get a text or phone call from
Speaker 2: one of his his friends like, hey, we got a
Speaker 2: good finished spot, now you can come back. So I
Speaker 2: get to the finish spot. No one tells me that
Speaker 2: there's a finish line. No one tells me this justin I'm.
Speaker 1: Filming that there's an actual.
Speaker 2: There's an actual finish line in he's a running a bout.
Speaker 2: No one tells me this. Then I should be behind
Speaker 2: the finish line. So I'm just like watching him like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's so happy. Look at people are running with him.
Speaker 2: And he runs past me again, I'm like, where's he going?
Speaker 2: Oh no, And so I missed. Like if you look
Speaker 2: at the footage, I didn't really get a good shot.
Speaker 2: That's someone who was in my way of you crossing
Speaker 2: the finish line. So I all this work of getting
Speaker 2: up to get this guy, and uh, I didn't even
Speaker 2: get the right shot. But you know, he was immediately
Speaker 2: consoled and well, the pizza madman that I call him,
Speaker 2: I was able to consume some pizza, and you know
Speaker 2: it's a it's that's that's that's the day we met, Matt.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's the day.
Speaker 2: That's the day we met. Yeah, this is me just
Speaker 2: yelling at him, saying and also it was humid, and
Speaker 2: you know he wants to be standing outside watching this
Speaker 2: man running past you that doesn't look like David hassel Off.
Speaker 1: Getting hassled by mall security. Yes. Wait, so where was
Speaker 1: the finish So the finish line was not on it, No,
Speaker 1: wa had to move.
Speaker 2: Into a truck trucker area in the parking lot.
Speaker 3: So it had to be So everyone who did it before,
Speaker 3: we were trying to break the record. Everyone who did
Speaker 3: it before finished at the Pheasant Lane mob so oh yeah,
Speaker 3: so we were trying to get the record. So we
Speaker 3: got it in four and a half days. And what
Speaker 3: happened was, I guess I got the backstory from like
Speaker 3: a bunch of people that were talking to him, because
Speaker 3: Kyle obviously was trying to like find us is that
Speaker 3: like they I don't know they were nervous about like see,
Speaker 3: I don't know why they were nervous. But anyways, everyone
Speaker 3: always but we actually knew that going in. So Dave Salvias,
Speaker 3: who did it in eight days, he even told me
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, they kicked us off mall property last time,
Speaker 3: but you want to finish at the mall property because
Speaker 3: it's in Tingsboro. So half of that where we finished
Speaker 3: was legally in Massachusetts. So Canada. We actually started in
Speaker 3: Canada through mass and ran through the whole state.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, Yeah, north to south Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But it was funny because when I when I did
Speaker 3: meet Kyle, we were like, I was like, how many
Speaker 3: mall entrances are they?
Speaker 2: That was like that was a lot.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: I felt so bad because I'm like, oh, oh, we
Speaker 2: didn't go down that one. Now I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: scary to see, Like the Pesslane mall is a little
Speaker 2: different here, and I'm looking for the Revoke casino and
Speaker 2: now they're Revocadino. Was like, Nope, can't be on our property.
Speaker 2: I'm like this, wow, stupid? Or where's this guy running to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And mind you, I didn't even met him yet. I'm
Speaker 2: just like, right right right, this this guy. I gotta
Speaker 2: get the shot of him crossing the finish line. Where's
Speaker 2: the finish line?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, jezu, that's nuts.
Speaker 3: Hey we have comedy right now?
Speaker 1: You do you do? So?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: So how long did it take to run that? Total?
Speaker 3: Four days, four hours, and forty six minutes. Wow, Yeah,
Speaker 3: is the least challenging math. Is that what you're thinking, No,
Speaker 3: you want to like to run?
Speaker 2: He likes to run. That's how it starts.
Speaker 1: I do like to run, but no, that's uh no.
Speaker 1: So so over the course of so obviously you're not
Speaker 1: running the entire time.
Speaker 3: You walk run you power we call the power hiking
Speaker 3: in ultra world. That's why we have the poles.
Speaker 1: Oh, the poles.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I probably slept for six hours in the four days.
Speaker 3: In fact, I actually let my crew sleep because we
Speaker 3: had I was blessed with the friendship. We had four
Speaker 3: people follow us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like so one.
Speaker 3: Car of two people would go ahead and set up
Speaker 3: like at every ten miles, like you know, food and stuff,
Speaker 3: and then the guy would always stay behind me in
Speaker 3: case like one safety reasons I blocking traffic, but two
Speaker 3: like just like also like in case I need like
Speaker 3: you know, anything quick, like you know, loube or anything.
Speaker 3: And uh so basically what happened was, you know, I
Speaker 3: wanted them to sleep because they're driving there everything. So
Speaker 3: I honestly, if I had like the supplies, I would
Speaker 3: have liked to keep going. Yeah, and I think we
Speaker 3: could have done it in three But like I remember
Speaker 3: standing over like a creep one of my crew members,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I sleep and I can't
Speaker 3: wake them up because you know, we only we went
Speaker 3: to bed at like eleven. We got a hotel room
Speaker 3: one night, and then I was up at two the
Speaker 3: day of the White Mountain and I was like ready
Speaker 3: to go. I'm like come on. And then then the
Speaker 3: next day, same thing. You know, you can't sleep whenever.
Speaker 3: M R was covering it every day like everyone's texting you,
Speaker 3: So I just really wanted to give them some time
Speaker 3: to sleep. But yeah, I was four days four, I
Speaker 3: was in forty six minutes FKT.
Speaker 1: Do you think it would have been physically possible to
Speaker 1: just do it without sleep, just do it in three
Speaker 1: without sleep? No?
Speaker 3: No, I think you need at least like a nap,
Speaker 3: you know, like even some of the most professional, pristine
Speaker 3: ultrarunners in the world, like when they do moeb To
Speaker 3: forty or the Arizona three hundred, they take a nap
Speaker 3: for like an hour on the side. But we did
Speaker 3: hallucinate out there, which was pretty cool and really seeing
Speaker 3: that side of like the ultra running world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that typical. Is that common? Yeah?
Speaker 3: We did like a thirty hours straight stretch. And then
Speaker 3: that's when like it was kind of like, hey, we
Speaker 3: need to get some sleep. And yeah, it was like
Speaker 3: I actually just you know, put it on my Facebook.
Speaker 3: There was one I couldn't walk a straight line, so
Speaker 3: they had actually give me the polls not to like
Speaker 3: take pressure off my legs, just kind of so I
Speaker 3: could stand up and keep going straight.
Speaker 2: Oh I might not be able to walk a straight
Speaker 2: lane tonight. Drinks are consumed. Its strange, Oh my, oh mine?
Speaker 2: So and then so how does it work as far
Speaker 2: as eating? Like what what do you eat while you're
Speaker 2: doing this? And do you stop to eat or do
Speaker 2: you eat while you're running or I ate?
Speaker 3: Well, I uh, it depends sometimes like you do. Like
Speaker 3: so if you're taking like an hour break, like they
Speaker 3: put a chair down for me, like a beach chair,
Speaker 3: and they just like would give us a slice of
Speaker 3: pizza or like bagels or something like anything calorie related.
Speaker 3: And then like sometimes I would take this is pizza
Speaker 3: out the window and I'd walk and like just to
Speaker 3: keep going. So I don't care if it's a fifteen
Speaker 3: minute mile. At least I got a mile in, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. So I'm eating and consuming at
Speaker 3: the same time.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, interesting and plenty of water. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I actually was dehydrated the third day around mile thirty four.
Speaker 3: But then and I knew it too, like I could
Speaker 3: feel it and then so we were trying. It was
Speaker 3: just it was ninety plus degrees that day. That was
Speaker 3: the day we started at two in the morning, okay,
Speaker 3: And so I actually finished with forty seven and then
Speaker 3: actually ran to Urgent Care and I got two IV bags.
Speaker 1: I really yeah, I think it.
Speaker 2: Running to the WM M and H studios is exciting.
Speaker 2: He went to Urgent Care. Wow.
Speaker 3: And then they kind of thought I was. I thought
Speaker 3: they were gonna call somebody. They uh, they give us
Speaker 3: an IV bag and I was like, well, I'm at
Speaker 3: forty seven. Can I go out and walk the rest
Speaker 3: and have someone hold it to get to fifty And
Speaker 3: the lady like was like mortified, and I was like damn.
Speaker 3: So she's like, no, I want you to come back
Speaker 3: like you you start your run tomorrow. So that's when
Speaker 3: we actually got the most sleep, Like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Was gotcha, gotcha, Wow, that's incredible.
Speaker 2: How many IVY bags?
Speaker 3: Again, you too, And that's some special drink. I don't
Speaker 3: know what it was.
Speaker 2: I mean, we need to find that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's that's what.
Speaker 2: I needs to break your record. Yea, it's a special drink.
Speaker 1: Well, so is that is that the longest run you've done?
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah yeah, Vermont was like seven miles or eight
Speaker 3: miles less. Yeah, it's online.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Not only has it done New Hampshire, he's done Vermont
Speaker 2: and Rhode Island as well, top to bottom.
Speaker 1: Really okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to do Maine this year, but actually
Speaker 3: so I went in a business. We had a client
Speaker 3: sign on to us, yeah night, and it was an
Speaker 3: eleven days stretch. We actually had the crew for it too.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you know, I gotta make money on a
Speaker 3: single parents, right right, I really want to do Maine.
Speaker 1: How long did it take to do Rhode Island?
Speaker 3: Got twenty hours? So sixty three hours? Yeah, sixty three
Speaker 3: miles twenty hours, sixty three hours, No, it was sixty
Speaker 3: three point twenty one miles. You actually end at the
Speaker 3: lighthouse and then there's the ocean, but you have to
Speaker 3: run by Taylor Swiss house, so that is where it
Speaker 3: gets interested. I was telling Kyle Is like I dressed
Speaker 3: to ask Taylor Swift because we always dress up on
Speaker 3: these things. Oh really yeah, So like Vermont, I dressed
Speaker 3: up as Forrest Gump New Hampshire, you know, we dressed
Speaker 3: up as a male model. Didn't have to dress up.
Speaker 3: And then what happened was Taylor Swift has a ton
Speaker 3: of security. Yeah, and I didn't think about it, but
Speaker 3: it was like eleven thirty and we're driving by blasting
Speaker 3: it on the bluetooth. Eron's running with me behind me, right,
Speaker 3: he's my girlfriend, and then I have the wig on
Speaker 3: a gemstone microphone tails and I'm like, they're gonna come
Speaker 3: out and shoot us. They're gonna think like rare stalking
Speaker 3: fan and I have no clue what we're doing.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, that's funny. Obviously you were not shot.
Speaker 3: No, thank god.
Speaker 1: What what is like the wildest thing that's happened on
Speaker 1: one of these runs? Like, is there is there anything
Speaker 1: like really crazy or or where you did feel like
Speaker 1: you might be in some danger? Yeah? Vermont really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Vermont was uh, basically, there's just it
Speaker 3: was this really sketchy in It was the only place
Speaker 3: to open because Vermont, like when you're up there in Vermont,
Speaker 3: you can't like's not. It's not like down here with
Speaker 3: this like double tree right there, right, you know, hotel,
Speaker 3: the motels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in the woods, the fields.
Speaker 3: Honestly, Vermont was eight miles shorter, but what we went
Speaker 3: throughout in Vermont was like way worse than New Hampshire. Really,
Speaker 3: oh my god. But so it was it was just
Speaker 3: as hot. They were black tarring for like a twenty
Speaker 3: mile stretch, so you got to think it's eighty five degrees,
Speaker 3: but like for like twenty miles that I thought it
Speaker 3: was over one hundred.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: So one of my friends, Teresa, is a nurse. She
Speaker 3: actually had to give me IVS in the car. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we brought and we learned from New Hampshire. But uh,
Speaker 3: I would say, just we went into this wrong place.
Speaker 3: She might I want on stage, Yeah, and I don't know.
Speaker 3: Just basically we walked into the wrong hotel and the
Speaker 3: owner and his buddy were doing they were intoxicated and
Speaker 3: you know, they were just really weird and we ended
Speaker 3: up leaving.
Speaker 1: Oh really, oh yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 3: And then in New Hampshire we went to Plymouth. There
Speaker 3: was a place right next to Plymouth Police Department and
Speaker 3: they actually it's a picture of it online and I
Speaker 3: actually talked about it on Kyle's Off the Mark Show
Speaker 3: a little plugfully. But and then they had to take
Speaker 3: the bottom they had to take the bottoms of my
Speaker 3: feet because they was so bruised. Yeah, and uh and
Speaker 3: then these people next door like they own some institution
Speaker 3: I don't know, and they thought we were disguising to
Speaker 3: break people out. Oh really, and they were like, I
Speaker 3: can't you know, I know we're live, so I'll censor myself.
Speaker 3: There were very very distraught, insane things to us, like
Speaker 3: and we're just sitting there trying to eat and we're like,
Speaker 3: why are they so angry? And like they kicked us out.
Speaker 3: The police came. The police were like, oh, we saw
Speaker 3: you guys on WMR. We know what you're doing. Like
Speaker 3: it was really chaotic. That was the craziest things that happened.
Speaker 1: That's wild. Yeah, any encounters with like wild animals or
Speaker 1: anything while you're running.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had two bear, two bear sightings, so this
Speaker 3: was actually smart. We had the car like go on
Speaker 3: the left and then like I had to creep blow
Speaker 3: on the side of it. This was in Tilton, Okay.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and then in Pittsburgh we had a bear
Speaker 3: sighting as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so that.
Speaker 3: Those are actually pretty nervous, because like that one was
Speaker 3: actually I took a picture of it put on my Facebook.
Speaker 3: One was actually a family for and it must have
Speaker 3: been the mother bear was on like hind legs and
Speaker 3: like it's probably from like here, so you know, like
Speaker 3: fifteen feet away. I was actually pretty nervous.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, cheers. That's intense. So then what's
Speaker 1: the recovery like after you do one of these?
Speaker 3: Pretty intense? So like you really do, like like for
Speaker 3: New Hampshire, I was just falling asleep at any any
Speaker 3: given moment, like mid sentence really, but then like you know,
Speaker 3: you consume a lot of calories. Yeah, you're walking weird
Speaker 3: for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can imagine. Yeah, if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: we have Justin d flumeriy Am I still saying it right,
Speaker 1: you got it? Okay, I'm looking at the Yeah. And
Speaker 1: of course Kyle Hevy from Off the Mark Sports And.
Speaker 2: So I feel like I feel wrong that my name
Speaker 2: is so easy compared to you Justin.
Speaker 1: You do you have an easy name?
Speaker 2: I mean, if you really hyphen it is just he
Speaker 2: And then dash the letter V.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is why he's the main event tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: Some stories that are going to be telling about various
Speaker 2: people have knocked out, and you know, basically lately, I've
Speaker 2: been enjoying some some downtime. There's no sports for me
Speaker 2: to be filming or commentating, so it's been kind of
Speaker 2: nice that this is coming up on. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm filming figure skating today at one o'clock. Big big
Speaker 2: day for me here too, you guys, But it was
Speaker 2: just a matter of you know, being able to roast
Speaker 2: justin here today. It's always a fun to be able
Speaker 2: to roast your friends on stage and supporting a good cause.
Speaker 2: And then also we'll talk about how really growing up, Matt,
Speaker 2: you're you're a little bit older, but you still understand.
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of comedians with the reality
Speaker 2: TV got very famous by making fun of their parents.
Speaker 2: Look at bammar Jero, like at Tom Green. So I
Speaker 2: thought about how my parents raised me to be who
Speaker 2: I am, and as great as the job they did,
Speaker 2: they also fail in some ways. So sure I asked
Speaker 2: them permission to be able to write a song about them.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna actually be playing music. I've learned some
Speaker 2: guitar chords and figured out how to write a song,
Speaker 2: and I wrote a very emotional fun ballad about the
Speaker 2: ways that my parents raised me wrong. So that'll be
Speaker 2: the grand finale for tonight's show.
Speaker 1: So I gotta go back to something you said. You
Speaker 1: said the stories about people you've knocked out? Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about. I'm not gonna give away
Speaker 1: my set. You got to show up tonight, Matt. Stories
Speaker 1: about people you've knocked out, celebrities, celebrities you've knocked out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he caused my spinal league.
Speaker 1: Right, like knocked out, like assaulted?
Speaker 2: What are we talking about? I'll give you the story here,
Speaker 2: all right. The New England Patriots playing the Pittsburgh Steelers
Speaker 2: for a chance to go to the super Bowl Giles Stadium.
Speaker 2: I'm there able to what witness the game? A huge game.
Speaker 2: The Patriots win, They're on their way to the super Bowl,
Speaker 2: which means I'm excited because I have credentials to go
Speaker 2: to the super Bowl. Oh we got to call it, though, Matt.
Speaker 2: Oh And as they might have toll this story here,
Speaker 2: we'll see who's on see what this is all?
Speaker 1: I see who's online. We don't usually I call since
Speaker 1: we're on Saturday now, but Hi, welcome to Matt Condordton Unleashed.
Speaker 4: Is this yes? Hello, Matt, So, this is Jane Simmons
Speaker 4: of Kiss.
Speaker 1: Oh, Gene Simmons of Kiss. You hardly ever call anymore.
Speaker 1: It's wonderful to hear from you, my favorite band.
Speaker 4: I'm your biggest fun as your love.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and I'm yours.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I wanted to call and share my story
Speaker 4: with you about when Kyle knocked me out.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, Jean, I thank you for being able to tell
Speaker 2: this story better. As you know, it's it's only one
Speaker 2: sided for me. But to have the great Gene Simmons
Speaker 2: be able to tell his side, it's really it means
Speaker 2: a lot to me right now, Gene, I'm fascinated.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear this.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, gentlemen, it's Gene Simmons of Kiss.
Speaker 1: Gene Simmons of Kiss.
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel again.
Speaker 4: It was my third farewell tour, Matt. We were on
Speaker 4: our third farewell tour, yes, about forty years ago, and
Speaker 4: Kyle came in saying he was pressed right, and I
Speaker 4: told him I didn't like his face right and he
Speaker 4: knocked me out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I had acne.
Speaker 4: As he took all my backstage pauses and he handed
Speaker 4: them out. Well, his athletic jock fronts.
Speaker 2: This is why we trained for marathons so we can
Speaker 2: run away from Jeene Simmons of Kiss.
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, that's terrible. Well, I'm sorry to hear that,
Speaker 1: Geene Simmons, No Kiss.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't advocate bullying Matt, but I deserved it.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, all right, how did he knock you out?
Speaker 1: Did he punch you? Did he hit you with a
Speaker 1: you know, like you know, the thing you breathed fire with,
Speaker 1: or I don't know. How did you knock you out?
Speaker 4: The man punched me right in the throat. He had
Speaker 4: white makeup all over his knuckles.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's terrible.
Speaker 4: That's how the police captured him. They knew who it was.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. Wow, right in the throat.
Speaker 4: And I admire Kyle for his bravery and punching out
Speaker 4: Jean Simmons of Kiss. So for the next fifteen minutes, Kyle,
Speaker 4: if you've got to Kiss online dot com, we'll give
Speaker 4: you fifteen percent of anything you want.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I'll even sign this get a lunchbox.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. Wait are you saying this is a sale
Speaker 1: for everybody? Or are you saying this is a sale
Speaker 1: for Kyle?
Speaker 4: No, just for Kyle.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kyle.
Speaker 4: When you get there, just type in keyword I knocked
Speaker 4: out Gene Simmons of Kiss.
Speaker 2: Oh Kiss, is Kiss all capitalized? I gotta make sure
Speaker 2: the capitalization.
Speaker 4: You're down to thirteen minutes.
Speaker 1: No, oh, about fifteen percent off of anything? That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Anything anything from our coffee monkst to our kiss coffin.
Speaker 4: And you have the kiss coffin.
Speaker 1: I do, of course. I can't wait to die, so
Speaker 1: I can't spend eternity in it.
Speaker 4: Yes, Matt has that on layaway.
Speaker 1: I do. Yes, well, so hopefully, hopefully I don't die
Speaker 1: too soon.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, Matt, I have to go. I pulled over
Speaker 4: to call, and I'm actually double parked right now in
Speaker 4: a homeless person's head to go again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jean Simmons Simmons, Yes.
Speaker 2: Kids, just hanging up.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm glad they that story got out there.
Speaker 2: You know, that's really important.
Speaker 1: You plunged him right in the.
Speaker 2: Throat, just he was so much taller than I expected.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was probably had his boots on.
Speaker 2: He had his boots on, and it was just, uh,
Speaker 2: those the shoulder pads are scary looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: I definitely had to escape as quick as they could.
Speaker 1: Uh huh for my life. Yes, and success, Well, it's remarkables.
Speaker 2: You should have been there.
Speaker 3: I'm taking all this in right now.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. You didn't know this about him, did you.
Speaker 1: I didn't know this about him. That's amazing. All right.
Speaker 1: So back to the ault.
Speaker 2: You know, if you can get away with it, it's
Speaker 2: not assault.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: The look in his eyes when I rang the doorbell
Speaker 3: this morning, I.
Speaker 1: Thought we were you know, really Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you do about? He was
Speaker 2: going back to the kiss tape.
Speaker 3: He's started grabbing me by the shirt and said.
Speaker 1: Jean, And I said, what's going on? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I could have been calamitous. All right, So.
Speaker 2: Getting back to the super Bowl, So yes, Jeele Studio. Yes,
Speaker 2: it is January twenty eighth, twenty sixteen, and I'm on
Speaker 2: the field and the Patriots have now won and I'm
Speaker 2: getting to go to the Super Bowl. I'm so pumped
Speaker 2: all around confetti's flying through the air, smiling faces. I'm
Speaker 2: on the field. I'm doing all sorts of interviews. I'm
Speaker 2: doing all these little things, and I see Patriots Special
Speaker 2: team captain Matthew Slater from across the field, and I'm thinking, okay,
Speaker 2: he gives great interviews. I need to go get him.
Speaker 2: So I still got some good speed marathon finisher, you know,
Speaker 2: five K runner. I do all the little things of
Speaker 2: running pretty fast, and I start bolting across the field
Speaker 2: to get to Matthew Slater, and I all of a
Speaker 2: sudden feel a thud and see this person on the ground.
Speaker 2: I've now assaulted this person and they have gray hair,
Speaker 2: and I feel so bad right now. My ego has
Speaker 2: has fallen incredibly, and I realized I should probably make
Speaker 2: sure that this person is okay before doing my job
Speaker 2: and getting this interview. And I look down and I realized, okay,
Speaker 2: they're getting up, and they have gray hair. I gotta
Speaker 2: look them, and I look them in the face, and
Speaker 2: I realize it's bon Jovi. No, I just knocked John Bond,
Speaker 2: four hundred million dollar musician. I just assaulted and knocked
Speaker 2: to the ground.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jean Simmons take that.
Speaker 1: All right? Then what happened.
Speaker 2: I realized he's a good looking man, that's a straight man,
Speaker 2: he's a he's got great eyes, he's got a big smile,
Speaker 2: and uh, I made sure he is okay, And then
Speaker 2: I went and did my interview with mister Matthew Slater.
Speaker 1: Well, all right, you made sure he was okay. But
Speaker 1: what was his reaction?
Speaker 2: Was his smile?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Really, it was all good for me.
Speaker 1: I was like, he seems like a legitimately nice guy.
Speaker 2: But I wanted to hang out with John instead of Matthew.
Speaker 2: I want to see what JBJ was doing after the show.
Speaker 2: But I also didn't know Matt if I was wanted
Speaker 2: dead or alive or living on a prayer at that
Speaker 2: moment in time, because you know that guy has got
Speaker 2: some money in his pocket, and uh, well I don't.
Speaker 2: But it's okay. So everything's okay between John and I
Speaker 2: looking forward to him at the show tonight as well.
Speaker 2: You know, I made sure they sent a personal invit
Speaker 2: to uh to John bon Jovi, sincerely, the guy that
Speaker 2: knocked you over at JEL Stadium, and uh, we'll see,
Speaker 2: we'll see if he can he makes it tonight or not.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know this, but you
Speaker 1: know these synchronicities happen in life. And uh bon Jovi
Speaker 1: their first US tour was opening for Kiss. So it's
Speaker 1: all it all ties together the universe, the way it works,
Speaker 1: it's incredible.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just trying to lick it up.
Speaker 3: Maybe bon bon Jovi was purposely trying to crypt trip
Speaker 3: Kyle for the payback of Gene Simmons.
Speaker 1: Maybe they could be in cahoots.
Speaker 2: And doing the little things in life to try to
Speaker 2: bring the world a better place. Here Matt here on
Speaker 2: Matt Content Unleashed.
Speaker 1: Well said, so, so have you have you knocked out
Speaker 1: any other celebrities? H?
Speaker 3: D m X?
Speaker 1: All right, I have to hear this, d mxm X.
Speaker 1: I know he spent time in New Hampshire. He did
Speaker 1: spend time in New Hampton in New Hampshire. It did not,
Speaker 1: it did not.
Speaker 2: So I'm mad. I'm I'm a worldwide, worldwide. I've been
Speaker 2: to Sweden, Australia because of you.
Speaker 1: Is he?
Speaker 2: I pleaded the fifth?
Speaker 1: Did you kill the MX? Sorr?
Speaker 2: I just know that bachelor party, Atlantic City. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: wearing a Burger King crown into the the Strip Club
Speaker 2: and uh, the hottest stripper of my life. I thought
Speaker 2: that I was the groom because I was wearing Burger
Speaker 2: King crown. I was not. So I got taken to
Speaker 2: the special room and uh, you know, I recognized the
Speaker 2: tattoo lyrics on her back. So I'm mainly realized that
Speaker 2: her and I have something in common. We both like
Speaker 2: music together.
Speaker 1: Connection.
Speaker 2: Connection. When it's a connection, you know it's good. I
Speaker 2: had an instant connect with the stripper lately. Uh never No,
Speaker 2: I invited her to that wedding and everything. She did not.
Speaker 2: She ghosted me. She ghosted me, Matt, she ghosts. I'm
Speaker 2: still not over it. But so Callie and I we'll
Speaker 2: just call her Cali, uh real name Nicole, and she, uh,
Speaker 2: she was giving me the love. I was ready to
Speaker 2: propose to her at that moment in time. And next thing,
Speaker 2: you know, big Zeus was saying, you know, Callie, we
Speaker 2: need you in the other room.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, big Zeus.
Speaker 2: Big Zeus, that was that was her second personal could
Speaker 2: big Zeus could be working for Taylor Swift now.
Speaker 1: Zeus he was not.
Speaker 2: He was scary man. So He's like, Callie, we need
Speaker 2: you in the other room. And I'm like, there's no way,
Speaker 2: there's no way this guy has taking my wife, my
Speaker 2: future wife away from me. So then I had to
Speaker 2: go into the other room and and next thing, you know,
Speaker 2: I see this man eating chicken wings at the strip
Speaker 2: club and I'm now I'm up that. I'm like, this
Speaker 2: guy cannot be taken my girl eating chicken wings. And
Speaker 2: so I got a little closer and go a little cornsler,
Speaker 2: and I realized it was Earl Simmons aka DMX.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So yes, I I sat down with him as Cali,
Speaker 2: my my wife was, you know, giving him some love.
Speaker 2: And and then yes, as I got up, I was
Speaker 2: accidentally kind of got in the way and and hit
Speaker 2: TMX in the head. So whether it be brain hamorrhaging
Speaker 2: or you know, however he died, I'll always have that
Speaker 2: night with DMX.
Speaker 1: So you hit him in the head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was my elbow?
Speaker 1: Oh okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And how did he respond to the city bark at
Speaker 1: you or what I what you really want? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: And how did you respond?
Speaker 2: I was like, ride or die, That's how I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Sure he appreciated that.
Speaker 2: I definitely Earl Simmons, bon Jovie Gene Simmons, Justin d Flamery.
Speaker 2: Watch out tonight, buddy, Wow, watch out you think that
Speaker 2: you think this just for the Heather Foundation. It's for
Speaker 2: my own personal need to knock out every celebrity I
Speaker 2: get to hang out with. Wow, you're out of control
Speaker 2: that I know that. I mean, I warned him with
Speaker 2: the cerebral you know, leaking.
Speaker 1: But so what you're saying is you you tried to
Speaker 1: kill Justin in a sense.
Speaker 2: He's he wanted to be a professional boxer. And I said, no,
Speaker 2: I think he did.
Speaker 3: Try and tell him the story about the last time
Speaker 3: we came, and I thought it was a set of
Speaker 3: my own setup.
Speaker 2: This is not some days, this place is a special
Speaker 2: you know, people still think it's a bus station. It's not.
Speaker 2: Oh I know.
Speaker 1: I just a couple of weeks ago, somebody was asking
Speaker 1: me for busting gets out there. Yeah, so it still happens.
Speaker 2: We did a three part series on the story of
Speaker 2: Justin's life and his running and uh where we finished
Speaker 2: up and I'm I'm editing just like you do after
Speaker 2: the show, and uh that the door over here that
Speaker 2: was open, and I hear a loud bang on the door,
Speaker 2: and so I was like, well, that's weird. What's going
Speaker 2: on here? So I step outside to check out what
Speaker 2: it is. And next thing you know, this man on
Speaker 2: some sort of drugs is trying to get in the
Speaker 2: door enter and it was whoa, hello there, let me uh,
Speaker 2: let me show off my goods. I'm still sinking in.
Speaker 1: Watch out little camera issue for our audio listeners.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's not what I'm very excited to. Just show
Speaker 2: you my hands, not what I they can see the
Speaker 2: SpongeBob fo. Yeah, I'm in a little trouble here with
Speaker 2: these camera. Okay, here we go. Think I got it,
Speaker 2: but this gentleman was trying decided he needed uh I
Speaker 2: don't know what he needed. I just know, Wow, we're
Speaker 2: really zooming in here. This is kind of fun, Matt
Speaker 2: to watch. I realized we're getting entertainment all around. Oh
Speaker 2: now we're going a little bit of it. So this
Speaker 2: guy then assaulted the parking attendants from the double tree.
Speaker 2: Really I called nine on one and he was ended
Speaker 2: up being arrested, and he ended up being uh detained
Speaker 2: and got taken away in an ambulance. And you know,
Speaker 2: it was a very interesting day. Is At the same time,
Speaker 2: it was Justin's daughter was here as well, and it
Speaker 2: was a very scary situation.
Speaker 1: We got afore before you do that, justin we have
Speaker 1: another we have another call. Hi, welcome to Matt Conderson
Speaker 1: Unleashed is.
Speaker 2: This and it goes silent. Oh, hello, Apparently apparently Gene
Speaker 2: Simmons might be coming calling back.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't try again again. Whoever that was.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep going is got to keep the store going.
Speaker 2: But it was a very scary situation. And that's what was.
Speaker 3: So we hear I'm gonna tell you my side. Okay,
Speaker 3: so we hear a loud but and the guy was
Speaker 3: trying to force Kyle opens the door and then Kyle's like,
Speaker 3: one armored him back.
Speaker 2: My Daughter's like, not true at all. I shut the
Speaker 2: door on him.
Speaker 1: All right, he opened the door, But it's a better
Speaker 1: sorry if you're trying to one arm him exactly.
Speaker 2: He wasn't a celebrity, so I wasn't gonna take him.
Speaker 1: Out, Okay, Yeah, so you didn't have to punch him
Speaker 1: in the thrown.
Speaker 2: An album him in the head. I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know what this guy wants, you know, it's got
Speaker 2: to find out. Yeah, But what I mean at the
Speaker 2: same time, you don't know, I didn't see anything. I
Speaker 2: wanted to see what's going on right Uh And next thing,
Speaker 2: you know, trying to reach in and we don't know.
Speaker 2: Now it's like, well, we're now inside. We're kind of
Speaker 2: trapped by this crazy person. That's to I need to
Speaker 2: get help or I mean, we don't know what the
Speaker 2: guy wanted, but I know is that he got a
Speaker 2: two thousand dollars ambulance right to Elliott Hospital or calk
Speaker 2: Moogs Center, one or the other. Well, wow, that really
Speaker 2: really excited. Oh, we're trying.
Speaker 1: Again, Matt.
Speaker 2: We're gonna try it again.
Speaker 1: We'll see one more time. Hello caller around the air. Hello,
Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't hear anything.
Speaker 2: I don't hear anything either.
Speaker 1: As all right, man, it's not working.
Speaker 2: See what I just messed with the phone lines now anymore.
Speaker 3: It's worse than the doorbell.
Speaker 2: So if we hear a bang on the door, I'm
Speaker 2: just going to ignore it. Today it's we got to get.
Speaker 3: The fire extinguisher off the wall in case the guy
Speaker 3: was coming in. We were ready to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, it was crazy.
Speaker 3: We thought it was over.
Speaker 1: So why did he end up with the ambulance ride.
Speaker 2: That's what scort. Yeah, it was the police that took
Speaker 2: him away and gotcha probably realized that there was something
Speaker 2: mentally wrong with him. So I just kind of went
Speaker 2: with a story. And you know, it's kind of a
Speaker 2: scary thing. And I went to softball. You had to
Speaker 2: go to do something with your daughter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, we went to jiu jitsu. But Matt,
Speaker 3: if we make it out of here and you know
Speaker 3: that doesn't happen, it's a successful day for That's.
Speaker 1: Right, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 2: Every day I leave here without having to call the
Speaker 2: police is a good thing.
Speaker 1: That's right. All right. Let's see. I think we have
Speaker 1: a caller. Let's we'll try again. Hi, caller, you're on
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 5: Hello, mad It's Cally. Real name Nicole.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my goodness, my wife is finally calling. I
Speaker 2: have missed your voice, sweet sweetie.
Speaker 5: Oh Kyle, I miss you so much, baby.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is this is tremendous.
Speaker 2: I you know, now the earl is away. We can
Speaker 2: please have a day. He's dead, He's not away.
Speaker 5: Yes, I gotta tell you, Kyle, I've developed this incredible
Speaker 5: love for you or I feel I have to be
Speaker 5: honest with you. So I need to tell you about
Speaker 5: something that you don't know about me.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, all right, I'm ready here, darling, all right.
Speaker 4: You better take a seat.
Speaker 2: Well, perfect, big boy, what I don't know.
Speaker 1: Anything else?
Speaker 2: CALLI, yeah, CALLI.
Speaker 3: It's been great.
Speaker 2: We'll always have the memories of Atlantic City.
Speaker 1: But I'm sorry, Cally, I just fainted.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm overwhelmed by.
Speaker 2: Even I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I should have told you.
Speaker 2: Oh well, all right, well, well, I guess it all
Speaker 2: worked out for the ball change. Yeah, exactly, And Callie,
Speaker 2: you know it's We'll always have those memories of Atlantic City.
Speaker 1: And we learned something about DMX.
Speaker 2: Yeah, chicken wings, big big chicken.
Speaker 1: All right, bye, Kelly, all right, wow, So, uh tell
Speaker 1: us about for listeners, just join us again about tonight
Speaker 1: the show tonight.
Speaker 2: All right, so Strange route upstairs. If you have been
Speaker 2: to the attic area, the Strange row there can hold
Speaker 2: it about eighty people and we're looking forward to a
Speaker 2: great show.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 2: We got some fellow comedians from the region, Derek Corney,
Speaker 2: Paul Land where Nick Sands and the Fabulous Gigi are
Speaker 2: all going to be performing. Justin here is our MC
Speaker 2: and again benefiting the Heather Abbot Foundation to bring in,
Speaker 2: you know, people that have lost a limo. You know,
Speaker 2: Justin can probably explain that a little bit more. But
Speaker 2: we're trying to make sure that we break the record
Speaker 2: for the Heather abbit Foundation for the most money raised
Speaker 2: in a single marathon year.
Speaker 1: Oh excellent, excellent, Yeah, did you want to speak more
Speaker 1: about that justin the foundation?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, the foundation is driven by Heather obviously,
Speaker 3: and like I said earlier, it's just you know, they
Speaker 3: provide prosthetics to people in need who can't afford it.
Speaker 3: But what actually coincidentally enough, and we talk about small world,
Speaker 3: my neighbor is actually going to be a recipient this year. No,
Speaker 3: right next to me, you saw my Sharet prosthetic. So
Speaker 3: I'm about the foundation. So the money we raised tonight,
Speaker 3: at least my aritible for the year of twenty twenty
Speaker 3: six Boston Marathon Heather contributions is actually going to my neighbor,
Speaker 3: which is special. Oh no kidding, Yeah, wow, I thought
Speaker 3: that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Well that is that is that's wild. I'm curious, So
Speaker 1: you used to do or it sounds like you don't
Speaker 1: still do it, or maybe you do used to do
Speaker 1: mma is that.
Speaker 3: I I used to competitively fight, yeah, boxing and kickboxing.
Speaker 3: I still do jiu jitsu. Oh you train muay Thai
Speaker 3: just for fun though, Now I don't want to get
Speaker 3: hit in.
Speaker 1: The Oh cool cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to
Speaker 1: do g kundo, but that was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I did that for about five years, and
Speaker 1: we did We did a lot of kickboxing in that
Speaker 1: class and a lot of jiu jitsu. Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 1: do miss it sometimes. But but you used to fight professionally.
Speaker 3: Not professionally I did. I got the silver medal golden gloves,
Speaker 3: and I wanted to open my flo Oh that's very cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, A little little uh brush shoulder off there,
Speaker 2: justin yeah, sorry, just a little. I'm talking about beating
Speaker 2: up DMX and a guy outside here talking about silver gloves.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't know, I mean, you ever beat up
Speaker 1: any celebrities or you know.
Speaker 2: No, Okay, I could be next.
Speaker 3: I thought when it was legal, right ye, sanctioned event
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 1: That makes sense. That makes sense. And then so what's
Speaker 1: next as far as do you have another run you're
Speaker 1: gonna be doing or I assume you're gonna keep doing these.
Speaker 3: So yeah, big summer for us. So I have the
Speaker 3: Cheap Marathon April fifth, and then I'm trying to be
Speaker 3: one of only X amount of people. So I'm doing
Speaker 3: the Boston Marathon tough Ruck, on which you have to
Speaker 3: do the marathon with fifteen pound bat weighted best or
Speaker 3: a backpack. Really, it used to actually be on the
Speaker 3: marathon course, but then they xnay backpack, so obviously what happened.
Speaker 3: So it's still put on by the Boston Athletic Association,
Speaker 3: but they moved to the Conquered Mass. So I'm doing
Speaker 3: that on Sunday in the Boston Marathon on Monday. But
Speaker 3: my start times and by the time I finished the
Speaker 3: fifteen pound ruck, it'll be less than twenty four hours
Speaker 3: of a rolling twenty four hours, So I'm doing two
Speaker 3: marathons in twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then and then I have one in between on
Speaker 3: April twelfth in New York, Okay, I'm kind of nervous about.
Speaker 3: And then we're gonna run the link to Connecticut in June.
Speaker 1: No kidding. Yeah, wow, how many miles is that? You know?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: One hundred, one hundred, yeah, ninety nine point six. But
Speaker 3: we're gonna make sure just like today, we'll do a
Speaker 3: couple of laps, I get the hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wow, yeah what happens if it did? Do
Speaker 1: you ever run a new uh like like when you're
Speaker 1: doing one of these uh like bad weather? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean obviously the heat.
Speaker 3: All the time Romont Downpoort, uh oh good Downport for
Speaker 3: the essentially a whole day. Oh my pitch was of
Speaker 3: it on my Facebook, but like it was. I actually
Speaker 3: just I had a visor because all the rain was
Speaker 3: going in my eyes. I had some glasses on, yeah
Speaker 3: and uh yeah, no shirt and I just I just
Speaker 3: ran it. You know, I didn't really think about it.
Speaker 3: But wow, that part sucked because it was actually really
Speaker 3: hot and then it was really cold.
Speaker 1: Oh jeez. Yeah that sounds miserable, but.
Speaker 3: You know so that that's honestly, it's just strategy. I
Speaker 3: would tell the Teresa who screwed me, like, hey, put
Speaker 3: the heat on, go in for two minutes, just get
Speaker 3: a little two minutes and then go and then like
Speaker 3: I had, I didn't bring gloves because it was ninety degrees,
Speaker 3: old socks and put them on my hands and running
Speaker 3: like Matin running down first of all Vermont. So maybe
Speaker 3: they didn't think of anything of it. But like Maton's
Speaker 3: seeing a guy who's like, I'm all tatted up, right,
Speaker 3: I'm a bigger guy running down the street, downpouring, all
Speaker 3: tatted up with socks on his hands, no shirt is going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild, that's wild, And I mean there's nothing
Speaker 1: else you can do though, right in a situation like that,
Speaker 1: you just got to keep going, right, Yeah, that's incredible.
Speaker 1: You ever you ever had one of these runs where
Speaker 1: you felt like, I don't know if I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: it through this one.
Speaker 3: Or I would know the mindset's been there. But like
Speaker 3: in Vermont, like I said, it was just like real.
Speaker 3: It was just me, So yeah, I had four people
Speaker 3: with me, like it was pretty hyped up. I didn't
Speaker 3: tell anyone I was doing Vermont and like it was
Speaker 3: just me and Teresa and there was no reception for
Speaker 3: until we got to the hotel with Wi Fi. So
Speaker 3: I was just in my thoughts for we technically started
Speaker 3: not before we started like a little less than a
Speaker 3: mile before Canada, because I dressed this forest gump and
Speaker 3: I didn't have my passport. Yeah, New Hampshire. The Border
Speaker 3: Patrol actually let us in, like they one of the
Speaker 3: guys saw it on wm R.
Speaker 1: Oh goody.
Speaker 3: We actually got to go in Canada. Oh okay, and
Speaker 3: he's like, he's like, make sure you don't just keep
Speaker 3: running through. I was like, oh, I'll get the hell
Speaker 3: out of there as fast as I can. But yeah,
Speaker 3: we didn't try that. But like, yeah, I'd say the
Speaker 3: only time that like the physicality of it was like
Speaker 3: Vermont because like I had a hamstring issue and they
Speaker 3: had to tape it. But then we just kept going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow. So for someone who wants to do that,
Speaker 1: who's interested in doing that, like, what do you have
Speaker 1: any advice for anyone?
Speaker 2: No, don't let him break your record?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well the roots are on FKT. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 3: So you know, I would just say, really, honestly, the
Speaker 3: biggest advice, because people have asked me, is you got
Speaker 3: to plan food. So, like I said, we could have
Speaker 3: honestly done it, I think in three days in New Hampshire,
Speaker 3: but we didn't know. We didn't you're not going to
Speaker 3: drive the four day route like at a time and
Speaker 3: drive back. It's it takes five six hours to drive
Speaker 3: it normally if you have like breaks and stuff like
Speaker 3: bathroom breaks, not straight through. So like we didn't a
Speaker 3: lot of places weren't open when we started, so like
Speaker 3: we're trying to find food or like we're stopping for
Speaker 3: like an hour on the side of the road until
Speaker 3: something opens because we don't know when the next food
Speaker 3: place is opening because of service and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Like Vermont, we went like twenty minutes out of the way,
Speaker 3: then twenty minutes back because you have to drop the
Speaker 3: pin and like stamp in where you went. Okay, so
Speaker 3: you do the course, yeah yeah, and like so that's
Speaker 3: time added, right, so it's like two three extra hours.
Speaker 3: So uh, we kind of learned in Rhode Island where
Speaker 3: we packed a cooler like can goods and stuff and
Speaker 3: I was just like eating like baked beans out the window,
Speaker 3: out of the can and stuff, so we didn't have
Speaker 3: to stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh wow, that's that's incredible.
Speaker 2: I know what baked bean does to me. I don't
Speaker 2: know I can get that.
Speaker 3: Why do you think I went to the double trick?
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, now it's all coming together here.
Speaker 1: I'm cure. So what is your business to again? Because
Speaker 1: I love talking to entrepreneurs, So we don't have a
Speaker 1: ton of time left. But and at least you know,
Speaker 1: get in a plug for your business. But I'm curious,
Speaker 1: what what what.
Speaker 4: Do you do?
Speaker 1: What is your business?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's often most safety inspects are Optimal Safety
Speaker 3: Inspections dot com. And we're a safety and security consulting firm,
Speaker 3: so we're not OSHA. But like we do, like forklift training,
Speaker 3: CPR training will prepare you for an ocean inspection, help
Speaker 3: you get out of it, help protect your workers, anything
Speaker 3: safety or security related. We do type of training audits,
Speaker 3: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay is your tagline. We're not OSHA, We're better.
Speaker 3: That should be out there.
Speaker 1: Very cool, very cool, Kyle, you should plug off the
Speaker 1: Mark Sports of course, which the Mark Sports.
Speaker 2: It will be a fun show tomorrow. Obviously. MLB Opening
Speaker 2: Day was this week. The Red Sox were able to
Speaker 2: get a big three to nothing victory against the Cincinnati Reds.
Speaker 2: Will be playing today this Saturday and also tomorrow as
Speaker 2: well to finish the series off. And also the March
Speaker 2: Madness is going on. Duke made it to the Elite
Speaker 2: eight last night. Iowas made the Elite eight. It's a
Speaker 2: basketball seasons coming to an end here for college sports,
Speaker 2: and we'll have all the details on that.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about what he just said. I
Speaker 1: I don't watch sports ball, no flue, no clue.
Speaker 2: But there's this game called basketball I've imagined by doctor
Speaker 2: James Naismith, who has the same birthday as me. And
Speaker 2: they used to use peach baskets to throw the ball
Speaker 2: up into it. But they realized that the peach baskets
Speaker 2: were not very good because then he had to deal
Speaker 2: with getting the ball out. They made these things called nets,
Speaker 2: and then the rules have started to change where it's
Speaker 2: five guys versus or five people versus five people, and
Speaker 2: they have to throw this ball into a net ten
Speaker 2: feet in the air.
Speaker 3: Oh, which team would the striper be?
Speaker 2: Stripper? I mean, CALLI Harlem, the Atlantic City Arson's I
Speaker 2: don't know. She was so hot?
Speaker 1: Fair enough? All right, Well on, so please plug the
Speaker 1: show tonight one more time too before we.
Speaker 2: Go Smiles for twenty six point two miles tonight at
Speaker 2: the Strange Room from seven to nine pm. We have
Speaker 2: some phenomenal comedian. Derek Corney will be at seven o
Speaker 2: five paul Linn where we'll be at seven twenty five.
Speaker 2: Gigi will be at seven forty five. Nick Sands will
Speaker 2: be at eight ten and then yours truly will be
Speaker 2: going on about eight thirty five, and we'll be silent auctioning.
Speaker 2: I'll be auctioning off myself for anyone that wants to
Speaker 2: take maybe CALLI will be there. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: But tickets at the door for are ten dollars and
Speaker 2: it'll be benefiting the Heather Abbot Foundation. And come on
Speaker 2: out because the world needs more smiles and we're gonna
Speaker 2: do it for Justin's twenty six point two miles.
Speaker 1: Excellent, But clarify something. What do you mean you're gonna
Speaker 1: be auctioning off yourself? And is this legal actually true?
Speaker 2: That it's up to you and the viewers to show
Speaker 2: up to know what we're talking about. To sell something, man,
Speaker 2: you gotta sell something. Sometimes it might be yourself, might
Speaker 2: be I could be ware of Speedo tonight. You're gonna
Speaker 2: have to wait, show up and.
Speaker 1: See how you want people to show up. But I'm
Speaker 1: so all right, well wonderful, so.
Speaker 2: Let the comedy here are going to us and not
Speaker 2: this guy.
Speaker 1: I know, right, I know, all right, Well, fantastic guys,
Speaker 1: Thank you both so much. Kyle Kyle heavy host off
Speaker 1: the mark sports. Always wonderful to see you, and of
Speaker 1: course I Justin de Flumery. I'm still looking at my
Speaker 1: notes to make sure I say it right, but congratulations
Speaker 1: on everything that you're doing, and uh outstanding, wonderful to
Speaker 1: meet you, so so thank you guys, and of course
Speaker 1: everyone who joined us today. Of course we had Navares
Speaker 1: on in the first hour, and let's see if I
Speaker 1: can remember how to say it at k Schnack in
Speaker 1: the second hour, and uh always uh, like I said,
Speaker 1: always wonderful to see Kyle and to meet Justin. And
Speaker 1: if you miss any part of today's show, it will
Speaker 1: be up in just a little bit at wmnhradio dot
Speaker 1: org and of course at my website Matt Connorton dot com.
Speaker 1: And Matt Connorton dot com is at a nice, sleek
Speaker 1: redesigned by the way, so I I haven't been there lately.
Speaker 1: You should definitely go there and book a hypnosis session
Speaker 1: with me. And yes, yes,
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