Kyle Heavey and Justin DeFlumeri | Matt Connarton Unleashed

0:02 Speaker 1: All right, here we go, everybody. We have entered our

0:05 Speaker 1: number three New Marrow trace Matt Connorton unleashed and we

0:08 Speaker 1: are live from the studios of w m n H

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0:20 Speaker 1: your live streaming options, social media links, contact infos, show archives,

0:24 Speaker 1: et cetera, et cetera. If you are listening live. Today

0:27 Speaker 1: is a Saturday, March twenty eight, twenty twenty six, and

0:32 Speaker 1: I am not alone. So we have a couple of

0:34 Speaker 1: gentlemen here in studio with us, one of whom will

0:36 Speaker 1: be very familiar to w m n H listeners. Kyle

0:39 Speaker 1: Evy is here. Hello, Kyle, why can't I hear you? Oh?

0:44 Speaker 2: Good morning, Good mornings. See I'm wondering.

0:47 Speaker 1: Good.

0:47 Speaker 2: I know how that works. Only you can only handle

0:51 Speaker 2: your guests so well, you know, and you know Peter

0:54 Speaker 2: White messed up on me out on Saint Patty's Day.

0:56 Speaker 2: I understand.

0:57 Speaker 1: Sure you're used to that. All right, good?

1:00 Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's you know, in twenty four hours I'll

1:03 Speaker 2: be rting that spot where you are and doing the

1:06 Speaker 2: same exact thing. So it's a great to be a

1:08 Speaker 2: guest here and to be a part of your show.

1:12 Speaker 2: I really haven't been here on Saturdays. We've really moved

1:16 Speaker 2: here and been a part of something like this.

1:18 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say you made you made regular

1:20 Speaker 1: appearances when I was on and afternoons at the old place,

1:23 Speaker 1: but yeah, since we've been here at Yeah, this is

1:24 Speaker 1: your first this is your first time on this, your first.

1:27 Speaker 2: Time for the for the ten am or nine to

1:30 Speaker 2: noon format that you have here. So it's kind of nice.

1:33 Speaker 2: I've been amazing what you and Jenny have been able

1:36 Speaker 2: to do with thank you making things work. And obviously

1:39 Speaker 2: your sleep sleep pattern has changed jurassically too, with having

1:43 Speaker 2: being here from four to six to now you know,

1:45 Speaker 2: Saturdays from at nine am, after being here till eleven

1:48 Speaker 2: o'clock on Friday.

1:49 Speaker 1: Nights, it is a long stretch. Yes, yes, and of

1:53 Speaker 1: course you also off the Mark Sports. We should plug

1:55 Speaker 1: your show, yeh.

1:56 Speaker 2: Off the Mark Sports. Yes, Sunday morning from ten to noon.

1:59 Speaker 2: Another thing then, you know, from from day one, I

2:01 Speaker 2: was Wednesdays from uh I think it was six to eight.

2:05 Speaker 2: I remember originally it was back in twenty eighteen. Weird

2:09 Speaker 2: do you think that, Matt? And now here we are?

2:11 Speaker 2: You know, we have to adapt and persevere, as you say,

2:15 Speaker 2: in the radio industry.

2:16 Speaker 1: It will be nine years for me next oh my god,

2:19 Speaker 1: next week, party time, nine years, nine years, party time.

2:23 Speaker 1: Wmn A.

2:24 Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna get some radio cake and everything

2:26 Speaker 2: like that. We'll figure out what we should do to celebrate.

2:30 Speaker 1: I don't know anymore. Okay, sweets anymore.

2:34 Speaker 2: Well, we're going to get to a lot of bananas

2:36 Speaker 2: and apples. I don't know, no bananas. It's a texture thing.

2:39 Speaker 2: I like banana flavored things, but not actual bananas. Cannot

2:42 Speaker 2: eat bananas. The text is weird to me. I don't

2:45 Speaker 2: like it. This is mind blowing. This is mind blowing.

2:48 Speaker 1: And we have justin d flu Mary.

2:52 Speaker 3: You got it all right, right.

2:54 Speaker 1: Well because Kyle Kyle spelled it fanatically for me. D

2:58 Speaker 1: Flew Mary, so welcome. This has been coincidentally, today's show

3:04 Speaker 1: has been both the first and the second hour guests.

3:07 Speaker 1: I had to ask for you know, am I saying

3:10 Speaker 1: this right? Because the first hour UH project called Navarus.

3:14 Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was Navarus or Nevaras and

3:15 Speaker 1: then the second hour, Uh a K schnock and which

3:19 Speaker 1: is spelled e C C s h n A K

3:23 Speaker 1: you know, and these are these were both guests that

3:25 Speaker 1: were from other places, not locally, so they weren't in

3:28 Speaker 1: studio with me. One was on WhatsApp, one was on

3:30 Speaker 1: Microsoft teams, so I wasn't able to ask them before

3:33 Speaker 1: the segment. Hey, by the way, how do I say

3:34 Speaker 1: your name? So that so the conversation we were able

3:37 Speaker 1: to have about your name, I wasn't even by the

3:38 Speaker 1: other lest like Smith compared to that, right right, but uh,

3:43 Speaker 1: so welcome, so justin this is my first time meeting you,

3:46 Speaker 1: so welcome to the show. I understand you. Uh would

3:50 Speaker 1: you like to talk about how you arrived here today?

3:51 Speaker 1: How you got here?

3:52 Speaker 3: I ran a little over ten miles here today, Yeah,

3:55 Speaker 3: from Merrimack yep.

3:57 Speaker 1: And and why so.

4:00 Speaker 3: I have four marathons that of April two within twenty

4:03 Speaker 3: four hours.

4:04 Speaker 1: Oh, good for you.

4:05 Speaker 3: Yeah, so just trying to get the train and runs

4:07 Speaker 3: in while we have the time.

4:08 Speaker 1: No, that makes sense, it's good, good multitasking, right to

4:11 Speaker 1: get to a radio appearance. Might as well you have

4:13 Speaker 1: some training and no, that's great, good for you. But

4:15 Speaker 1: you're not, as we discussed earlier though, you're not running back.

4:17 Speaker 3: No, my girlfriend's picking it up.

4:19 Speaker 1: Yeh, thank god, that's good. It's not like it's cold

4:21 Speaker 1: out or anything.

4:22 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was freezing running here. Freezing.

4:25 Speaker 1: Now we've had some we've had some cold weather. Uh

4:27 Speaker 1: so why are you guys here? You got a you

4:29 Speaker 1: got an event tonight, right tonight, Strange grew upstairs. We

4:34 Speaker 1: Justin and I have been friends for a number of

4:36 Speaker 1: months now, and we kind of came up with the

4:39 Speaker 1: idea for U smiles for twenty six point two miles

4:42 Speaker 1: as Justin gets ready to run the Boston Marathon and

4:46 Speaker 1: just a few weeks really, and I wanted to benefit

4:49 Speaker 1: the Heather abbit Foundation with a way to raise money.

4:52 Speaker 1: And with the world that we're living in these days,

4:54 Speaker 1: it's kind of laughs are needed, and why not benefit

4:58 Speaker 1: to get some uh some you know, let Justin to

5:02 Speaker 1: a little bit explain that the Heather Abbot Foundation, since

5:04 Speaker 1: he is the one that's putting his body through the

5:06 Speaker 1: punishment to run the twenty six point two miles. But yeah,

5:09 Speaker 1: I'll be up there doing the smiles for everyone. So

5:12 Speaker 1: this is kind of you know, Justin can explain how

5:16 Speaker 1: his love of running has come about, and how the

5:19 Speaker 1: Heather Abbot Foundation is, as you know, so important to

5:22 Speaker 1: his heart.

5:23 Speaker 3: Now, Okay, yeah, so I we I had my own

5:26 Speaker 3: medical incident. I guess we'll call it. I was leaking

5:29 Speaker 3: a serenos spinal fluid from from my brain out of

5:32 Speaker 3: my spine.

5:32 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. Like no, I'm not a medical

5:35 Speaker 1: professional of any kind, but that sounds serious.

5:38 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty serious. But we're all better now.

5:42 Speaker 3: I connected through the Heather Abbot Foundation through a work

5:45 Speaker 3: partner I do. I own a safety consulting company. Okay,

5:49 Speaker 3: we third partied in a security contract. And his wife

5:52 Speaker 3: actually is on the board of directors for the Heather

5:53 Speaker 3: abbit Foundation. Okay, And I got to hear her beautiful story.

5:56 Speaker 3: She was actually standing at one of the bombing site

6:00 Speaker 3: in twenty thirteen and she lost her leg, so a

6:04 Speaker 3: life altering injury just for trying to enjoy a fun

6:06 Speaker 3: family atmosphere at the Boston Marathon, right. And what drew

6:10 Speaker 3: me to that organization was that, you know, I got

6:12 Speaker 3: to see firsthand running for it two years ago, how

6:15 Speaker 3: they actually flew amputees in and you got to see

6:18 Speaker 3: where all your charitable donations went. So they flew into

6:21 Speaker 3: people that were recipients of what the organization did and

6:25 Speaker 3: it was a lot of fun but also very moving

6:28 Speaker 3: to hear, like how they were victims of like a

6:31 Speaker 3: car accident one was and then just like you know,

6:34 Speaker 3: an infection and they had to lose their leg and

6:36 Speaker 3: essentially that's life changing, right. Yeah, But then the money

6:39 Speaker 3: that we raised tonight will actually help you know, somebody

6:42 Speaker 3: who's going through that.

6:43 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, wow, No, that's amazing. So now you're so

6:49 Speaker 1: your medical situation that you had for I mean, my god,

6:54 Speaker 1: that that does sound No, in all seriousness, that sounds

6:56 Speaker 1: very that sounds pretty pretty rough.

6:58 Speaker 3: It wasn't fun. Yeah, but you know it's how I

7:01 Speaker 3: met Kyle and how I met a lot of people.

7:03 Speaker 3: So to be honest, what do you.

7:05 Speaker 1: Mean, Sky, you met Kyle? It was his fault.

7:07 Speaker 3: Yeah, he did it, man, I forgave him.

7:11 Speaker 2: This is why I gotta smile some more here, guys today.

7:14 Speaker 2: This is a big deal here to be the cause

7:17 Speaker 2: of Justin's issues.

7:19 Speaker 1: But should should I leave? The room?

7:21 Speaker 3: Was about forgiveness.

7:22 Speaker 1: I'm afraid it's gonna happen to me now. Yeah, I don't.

7:26 Speaker 2: Careful touched on those buttons. I already already tried to

7:29 Speaker 2: turn off my mic once.

7:30 Speaker 1: I don't want to be leaking things from from other things.

7:33 Speaker 1: And like what watch out sounds horrible?

7:37 Speaker 2: Five point three? This curse is real.

7:39 Speaker 1: Oh god, it was terrible. So what was like? What like,

7:46 Speaker 1: how did you know what was happening to you? Like?

7:47 Speaker 1: What were there? Yea, Like I'm curious about symptoms and stuff, so.

7:51 Speaker 3: I'll give you the real cliff notes. But yeah, I

7:53 Speaker 3: was the former m M A fighter. I was a

7:55 Speaker 3: boxer and oh wow, and I just came off winning

7:59 Speaker 3: the Open Mushall Championship in New York.

8:01 Speaker 2: Do you see that justin he's scared, he's backing.

8:03 Speaker 4: Up for you.

8:03 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I am.

8:04 Speaker 2: He's already likes.

8:06 Speaker 1: Like, oh, very very very comforting to see that.

8:13 Speaker 3: And I started getting headaches and basically, you know, long

8:17 Speaker 3: story short it was, they found out it was connected

8:20 Speaker 3: to an inter ear issue that was causing the headaches.

8:22 Speaker 3: But they did a lumbar puncture and the lady who

8:24 Speaker 3: did it, like was not trained to do it. Oh no,

8:27 Speaker 3: she was an e R doctor. I remember, like she's

8:29 Speaker 3: like lean forward and she couldn't. She even said out lot.

8:31 Speaker 3: She's like, I can't get the needle in the right place,

8:33 Speaker 3: and then just kind of dammed it in.

8:35 Speaker 1: That's not something you ever want to hear. And you know,

8:37 Speaker 1: I was.

8:37 Speaker 3: Twenty seven at the time, so I'm like just trusting

8:40 Speaker 3: the process, right, And then long story short for from

8:43 Speaker 3: twenty seventeen to twenty nineteen was really awful and painful.

8:46 Speaker 1: Wow.

8:47 Speaker 3: And then twenty twenty one is kind of when I

8:49 Speaker 3: got my life back. So I started doing these crazy

8:53 Speaker 3: endurance things and I ran from Canada to Massachusetts in

8:57 Speaker 3: the summer. Really, Kyle was the.

8:58 Speaker 2: Pittsburgh New to New Hampshire Wow.

9:02 Speaker 3: And Kyle was the filmmaker there.

9:07 Speaker 2: The finish line, which was a mess in itself. Keep

9:12 Speaker 2: telling this story, all right.

9:15 Speaker 3: Kyle bless us hot. His personality was awesome. I was

9:18 Speaker 3: just like, you know, Kyle's good with the one line

9:20 Speaker 3: is the right. When I seeing him, He's like, come on,

9:22 Speaker 3: there's a go out. You're walking. I was like, I

9:24 Speaker 3: can barely freaking run.

9:25 Speaker 1: Yeah.

9:26 Speaker 3: We just every time we saw him, he was just

9:27 Speaker 3: so motivational. It was really inspiration to see him. And

9:30 Speaker 3: then you know, we just formed a friendship invite. He

9:35 Speaker 3: joined our run club. And then his personality is awesome.

9:37 Speaker 3: He's so good with my daughter. He had me on

9:39 Speaker 3: his show a couple of times, and yeah, he's generally

9:41 Speaker 3: a nice guy. And for him to go I wanted

9:43 Speaker 3: for him to go above and beyond. So this all

9:45 Speaker 3: came about he's being modest. But you know, I I

9:49 Speaker 3: was snowboarding one day and I was like really bummed

9:52 Speaker 3: and he had to return a suit coat, which was

9:53 Speaker 3: really he looked really good and yeah, and uh, and

9:56 Speaker 3: I was just like, hey, man, like I'm nervous about

9:59 Speaker 3: fundraising for this.

10:00 Speaker 5: Uh.

10:01 Speaker 3: You know, we had a local ski mountain back out.

10:04 Speaker 3: They agreed to do a race and then they backed out.

10:07 Speaker 3: I don't know why. And you know, I was like,

10:10 Speaker 3: do you think we could do a comedy show? And

10:11 Speaker 3: Kyle's like yes, And he literally has been like behind

10:14 Speaker 3: the scenes planning it. He sold the most tickets.

10:16 Speaker 2: Out of all of us, forty three of this morning.

10:19 Speaker 1: Oh wow.

10:20 Speaker 3: I just wanted to give him. You know, he's just

10:22 Speaker 3: the type of guy he is. That's why I wanted

10:25 Speaker 3: to sit next to him and have him fix my

10:27 Speaker 3: medical issue with my heath, even though he caused it

10:30 Speaker 3: right right.

10:32 Speaker 2: So my side of the story is I'm angry that

10:36 Speaker 2: this man next to me has to run so fast

10:40 Speaker 2: from Pittsburgh to Nashua that now I have to get

10:43 Speaker 2: my butt out of bed and go to the finish

10:47 Speaker 2: line at like nine in the morning, which is not

10:50 Speaker 2: really my thing. I didn't get to do my show.

10:55 Speaker 2: I'm a lake guy.

10:56 Speaker 1: It could have been worse. It could have been eight

10:58 Speaker 1: forty five, and what would then?

11:00 Speaker 2: I have to get up at seven thirty, get this

11:02 Speaker 2: stuff go down, make sure the batters are charged, to

11:04 Speaker 2: get to the finish line to find this guy who's

11:08 Speaker 2: been sweating gross for five days running from Pittsburgh to Nashua.

11:12 Speaker 2: I'm complaining, I know whatever. But so I get to

11:15 Speaker 2: the finish line area and the finish line is at

11:18 Speaker 2: the Pheasant Lane Mall in Nashua. Okay, okay, right, So

11:22 Speaker 2: I'm there and I get my camera out and I'm

11:24 Speaker 2: kind of like, I don't know where he is and

11:27 Speaker 2: the Peasant Lane Mall securities set comes over. He's like, yeah,

11:29 Speaker 2: you can't be here, like really, just absolute jerk faces.

11:34 Speaker 1: Wow.

11:35 Speaker 2: And we're basically like, yeah, you can't be here. So

11:37 Speaker 2: now I'm ticked off.

11:38 Speaker 1: When he says you can't be here. Does he mean

11:40 Speaker 1: you can't be on the mall property?

11:41 Speaker 2: Do the correct So now I'm like, well, forget this.

11:44 Speaker 2: I don't know, like I need to find this guy.

11:47 Speaker 2: So then now I have to backtrack and figure out

11:50 Speaker 2: where Justin is running from. Yeah, and I have no

11:53 Speaker 2: clue what I'm looking for. It's the one person, Like,

11:55 Speaker 2: there's one person that ran past me. I'm like, is

11:57 Speaker 2: that him? That's and I'm like looking at every single runner,

12:02 Speaker 2: I'm like, that's And then finally I see this man

12:06 Speaker 2: come up with poles and there's a car behind him

12:09 Speaker 2: with their emergency. I'm like, okay, that's it. So now

12:11 Speaker 2: I'm like, huh, all right, well a person running by you, you

12:15 Speaker 2: only only have like twenty seconds. You know. He's running

12:18 Speaker 2: pretty good. So now I have to go haven't run past,

12:21 Speaker 2: then go find another spot and have a run past again.

12:24 Speaker 2: So I have to get some different shots of him,

12:26 Speaker 2: like Baywatch slow motion DIAF from the house, like I

12:29 Speaker 2: have to get him going by looking good. But also

12:32 Speaker 2: it kind of worked out for him because now he's like,

12:34 Speaker 2: well crap, I can't just look like I'm walking. I'd

12:37 Speaker 2: have to actually run. So it just kind of worked

12:40 Speaker 2: out so I get a text or phone call from

12:43 Speaker 2: one of his his friends like, hey, we got a

12:45 Speaker 2: good finished spot, now you can come back. So I

12:47 Speaker 2: get to the finish spot. No one tells me that

12:51 Speaker 2: there's a finish line. No one tells me this justin I'm.

12:54 Speaker 1: Filming that there's an actual.

12:56 Speaker 2: There's an actual finish line in he's a running a bout.

12:58 Speaker 2: No one tells me this. Then I should be behind

13:00 Speaker 2: the finish line. So I'm just like watching him like, oh,

13:03 Speaker 2: he's so happy. Look at people are running with him.

13:05 Speaker 2: And he runs past me again, I'm like, where's he going?

13:08 Speaker 2: Oh no, And so I missed. Like if you look

13:11 Speaker 2: at the footage, I didn't really get a good shot.

13:14 Speaker 2: That's someone who was in my way of you crossing

13:16 Speaker 2: the finish line. So I all this work of getting

13:19 Speaker 2: up to get this guy, and uh, I didn't even

13:22 Speaker 2: get the right shot. But you know, he was immediately

13:26 Speaker 2: consoled and well, the pizza madman that I call him,

13:30 Speaker 2: I was able to consume some pizza, and you know

13:34 Speaker 2: it's a it's that's that's that's the day we met, Matt.

13:38 Speaker 1: Oh, that's the day.

13:39 Speaker 2: That's the day we met. Yeah, this is me just

13:41 Speaker 2: yelling at him, saying and also it was humid, and

13:49 Speaker 2: you know he wants to be standing outside watching this

13:52 Speaker 2: man running past you that doesn't look like David hassel Off.

13:56 Speaker 1: Getting hassled by mall security. Yes. Wait, so where was

13:59 Speaker 1: the finish So the finish line was not on it, No,

14:01 Speaker 1: wa had to move.

14:02 Speaker 2: Into a truck trucker area in the parking lot.

14:05 Speaker 3: So it had to be So everyone who did it before,

14:10 Speaker 3: we were trying to break the record. Everyone who did

14:12 Speaker 3: it before finished at the Pheasant Lane mob so oh yeah,

14:15 Speaker 3: so we were trying to get the record. So we

14:17 Speaker 3: got it in four and a half days. And what

14:18 Speaker 3: happened was, I guess I got the backstory from like

14:21 Speaker 3: a bunch of people that were talking to him, because

14:23 Speaker 3: Kyle obviously was trying to like find us is that

14:26 Speaker 3: like they I don't know they were nervous about like see,

14:29 Speaker 3: I don't know why they were nervous. But anyways, everyone

14:32 Speaker 3: always but we actually knew that going in. So Dave Salvias,

14:35 Speaker 3: who did it in eight days, he even told me

14:39 Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, they kicked us off mall property last time,

14:42 Speaker 3: but you want to finish at the mall property because

14:45 Speaker 3: it's in Tingsboro. So half of that where we finished

14:48 Speaker 3: was legally in Massachusetts. So Canada. We actually started in

14:51 Speaker 3: Canada through mass and ran through the whole state.

14:53 Speaker 1: Gotcha, Yeah, north to south Okay. Yeah.

14:56 Speaker 3: But it was funny because when I when I did

14:59 Speaker 3: meet Kyle, we were like, I was like, how many

15:02 Speaker 3: mall entrances are they?

15:03 Speaker 2: That was like that was a lot.

15:05 Speaker 1: Really.

15:05 Speaker 2: I felt so bad because I'm like, oh, oh, we

15:07 Speaker 2: didn't go down that one. Now I'm like, this is

15:10 Speaker 2: scary to see, Like the Pesslane mall is a little

15:13 Speaker 2: different here, and I'm looking for the Revoke casino and

15:15 Speaker 2: now they're Revocadino. Was like, Nope, can't be on our property.

15:18 Speaker 2: I'm like this, wow, stupid? Or where's this guy running to?

15:22 Speaker 1: Yeah?

15:22 Speaker 2: And mind you, I didn't even met him yet. I'm

15:24 Speaker 2: just like, right right right, this this guy. I gotta

15:26 Speaker 2: get the shot of him crossing the finish line. Where's

15:28 Speaker 2: the finish line?

15:29 Speaker 3: Yeah?

15:30 Speaker 1: Oh wow, jezu, that's nuts.

15:33 Speaker 3: Hey we have comedy right now?

15:34 Speaker 1: You do you do? So?

15:36 Speaker 3: What?

15:37 Speaker 1: So how long did it take to run that? Total?

15:40 Speaker 3: Four days, four hours, and forty six minutes. Wow, Yeah,

15:44 Speaker 3: is the least challenging math. Is that what you're thinking, No,

15:47 Speaker 3: you want to like to run?

15:50 Speaker 2: He likes to run. That's how it starts.

15:51 Speaker 1: I do like to run, but no, that's uh no.

15:55 Speaker 1: So so over the course of so obviously you're not

15:58 Speaker 1: running the entire time.

15:59 Speaker 3: You walk run you power we call the power hiking

16:02 Speaker 3: in ultra world. That's why we have the poles.

16:05 Speaker 1: Oh, the poles.

16:05 Speaker 4: Yeah.

16:06 Speaker 3: So I probably slept for six hours in the four days.

16:09 Speaker 3: In fact, I actually let my crew sleep because we

16:12 Speaker 3: had I was blessed with the friendship. We had four

16:14 Speaker 3: people follow us.

16:15 Speaker 1: Yeah, and like so one.

16:16 Speaker 3: Car of two people would go ahead and set up

16:19 Speaker 3: like at every ten miles, like you know, food and stuff,

16:22 Speaker 3: and then the guy would always stay behind me in

16:24 Speaker 3: case like one safety reasons I blocking traffic, but two

16:27 Speaker 3: like just like also like in case I need like

16:31 Speaker 3: you know, anything quick, like you know, loube or anything.

16:34 Speaker 3: And uh so basically what happened was, you know, I

16:39 Speaker 3: wanted them to sleep because they're driving there everything. So

16:41 Speaker 3: I honestly, if I had like the supplies, I would

16:44 Speaker 3: have liked to keep going. Yeah, and I think we

16:46 Speaker 3: could have done it in three But like I remember

16:48 Speaker 3: standing over like a creep one of my crew members,

16:50 Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I sleep and I can't

16:51 Speaker 3: wake them up because you know, we only we went

16:54 Speaker 3: to bed at like eleven. We got a hotel room

16:57 Speaker 3: one night, and then I was up at two the

16:59 Speaker 3: day of the White Mountain and I was like ready

17:01 Speaker 3: to go. I'm like come on. And then then the

17:03 Speaker 3: next day, same thing. You know, you can't sleep whenever.

17:06 Speaker 3: M R was covering it every day like everyone's texting you,

17:09 Speaker 3: So I just really wanted to give them some time

17:12 Speaker 3: to sleep. But yeah, I was four days four, I

17:13 Speaker 3: was in forty six minutes FKT.

17:15 Speaker 1: Do you think it would have been physically possible to

17:17 Speaker 1: just do it without sleep, just do it in three

17:20 Speaker 1: without sleep? No?

17:21 Speaker 3: No, I think you need at least like a nap,

17:23 Speaker 3: you know, like even some of the most professional, pristine

17:26 Speaker 3: ultrarunners in the world, like when they do moeb To

17:28 Speaker 3: forty or the Arizona three hundred, they take a nap

17:31 Speaker 3: for like an hour on the side. But we did

17:33 Speaker 3: hallucinate out there, which was pretty cool and really seeing

17:36 Speaker 3: that side of like the ultra running world.

17:38 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that typical. Is that common? Yeah?

17:41 Speaker 3: We did like a thirty hours straight stretch. And then

17:44 Speaker 3: that's when like it was kind of like, hey, we

17:46 Speaker 3: need to get some sleep. And yeah, it was like

17:48 Speaker 3: I actually just you know, put it on my Facebook.

17:50 Speaker 3: There was one I couldn't walk a straight line, so

17:53 Speaker 3: they had actually give me the polls not to like

17:54 Speaker 3: take pressure off my legs, just kind of so I

17:56 Speaker 3: could stand up and keep going straight.

17:58 Speaker 2: Oh I might not be able to walk a straight

18:00 Speaker 2: lane tonight. Drinks are consumed. Its strange, Oh my, oh mine?

18:06 Speaker 2: So and then so how does it work as far

18:08 Speaker 2: as eating? Like what what do you eat while you're

18:11 Speaker 2: doing this? And do you stop to eat or do

18:12 Speaker 2: you eat while you're running or I ate?

18:14 Speaker 3: Well, I uh, it depends sometimes like you do. Like

18:17 Speaker 3: so if you're taking like an hour break, like they

18:21 Speaker 3: put a chair down for me, like a beach chair,

18:23 Speaker 3: and they just like would give us a slice of

18:25 Speaker 3: pizza or like bagels or something like anything calorie related.

18:29 Speaker 3: And then like sometimes I would take this is pizza

18:32 Speaker 3: out the window and I'd walk and like just to

18:35 Speaker 3: keep going. So I don't care if it's a fifteen

18:36 Speaker 3: minute mile. At least I got a mile in, you

18:38 Speaker 3: know what I mean. So I'm eating and consuming at

18:40 Speaker 3: the same time.

18:41 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, interesting and plenty of water. Oh my god.

18:45 Speaker 3: I actually was dehydrated the third day around mile thirty four.

18:50 Speaker 3: But then and I knew it too, like I could

18:52 Speaker 3: feel it and then so we were trying. It was

18:55 Speaker 3: just it was ninety plus degrees that day. That was

18:58 Speaker 3: the day we started at two in the morning, okay,

19:00 Speaker 3: And so I actually finished with forty seven and then

19:03 Speaker 3: actually ran to Urgent Care and I got two IV bags.

19:07 Speaker 1: I really yeah, I think it.

19:08 Speaker 2: Running to the WM M and H studios is exciting.

19:12 Speaker 2: He went to Urgent Care. Wow.

19:15 Speaker 3: And then they kind of thought I was. I thought

19:17 Speaker 3: they were gonna call somebody. They uh, they give us

19:19 Speaker 3: an IV bag and I was like, well, I'm at

19:21 Speaker 3: forty seven. Can I go out and walk the rest

19:22 Speaker 3: and have someone hold it to get to fifty And

19:25 Speaker 3: the lady like was like mortified, and I was like damn.

19:28 Speaker 3: So she's like, no, I want you to come back

19:30 Speaker 3: like you you start your run tomorrow. So that's when

19:32 Speaker 3: we actually got the most sleep, Like, yeah, I.

19:34 Speaker 1: Was gotcha, gotcha, Wow, that's incredible.

19:38 Speaker 2: How many IVY bags?

19:39 Speaker 3: Again, you too, And that's some special drink. I don't

19:42 Speaker 3: know what it was.

19:43 Speaker 2: I mean, we need to find that out.

19:45 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's that's what.

19:47 Speaker 2: I needs to break your record. Yea, it's a special drink.

19:51 Speaker 1: Well, so is that is that the longest run you've done?

19:56 Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah yeah, Vermont was like seven miles or eight

20:01 Speaker 3: miles less. Yeah, it's online.

20:03 Speaker 1: Yeah.

20:04 Speaker 2: Not only has it done New Hampshire, he's done Vermont

20:06 Speaker 2: and Rhode Island as well, top to bottom.

20:08 Speaker 1: Really okay?

20:09 Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to do Maine this year, but actually

20:12 Speaker 3: so I went in a business. We had a client

20:13 Speaker 3: sign on to us, yeah night, and it was an

20:17 Speaker 3: eleven days stretch. We actually had the crew for it too.

20:19 Speaker 3: But yeah, you know, I gotta make money on a

20:21 Speaker 3: single parents, right right, I really want to do Maine.

20:24 Speaker 1: How long did it take to do Rhode Island?

20:25 Speaker 3: Got twenty hours? So sixty three hours? Yeah, sixty three

20:29 Speaker 3: miles twenty hours, sixty three hours, No, it was sixty

20:33 Speaker 3: three point twenty one miles. You actually end at the

20:36 Speaker 3: lighthouse and then there's the ocean, but you have to

20:38 Speaker 3: run by Taylor Swiss house, so that is where it

20:40 Speaker 3: gets interested. I was telling Kyle Is like I dressed

20:42 Speaker 3: to ask Taylor Swift because we always dress up on

20:44 Speaker 3: these things. Oh really yeah, So like Vermont, I dressed

20:47 Speaker 3: up as Forrest Gump New Hampshire, you know, we dressed

20:50 Speaker 3: up as a male model. Didn't have to dress up.

20:52 Speaker 3: And then what happened was Taylor Swift has a ton

20:56 Speaker 3: of security. Yeah, and I didn't think about it, but

20:59 Speaker 3: it was like eleven thirty and we're driving by blasting

21:01 Speaker 3: it on the bluetooth. Eron's running with me behind me, right,

21:05 Speaker 3: he's my girlfriend, and then I have the wig on

21:08 Speaker 3: a gemstone microphone tails and I'm like, they're gonna come

21:10 Speaker 3: out and shoot us. They're gonna think like rare stalking

21:13 Speaker 3: fan and I have no clue what we're doing.

21:15 Speaker 1: Right, Oh, that's funny. Obviously you were not shot.

21:19 Speaker 3: No, thank god.

21:21 Speaker 1: What what is like the wildest thing that's happened on

21:23 Speaker 1: one of these runs? Like, is there is there anything

21:25 Speaker 1: like really crazy or or where you did feel like

21:28 Speaker 1: you might be in some danger? Yeah? Vermont really?

21:31 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's that.

21:33 Speaker 3: Oh my god. Vermont was uh, basically, there's just it

21:37 Speaker 3: was this really sketchy in It was the only place

21:40 Speaker 3: to open because Vermont, like when you're up there in Vermont,

21:43 Speaker 3: you can't like's not. It's not like down here with

21:45 Speaker 3: this like double tree right there, right, you know, hotel,

21:48 Speaker 3: the motels.

21:49 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in the woods, the fields.

21:54 Speaker 3: Honestly, Vermont was eight miles shorter, but what we went

21:58 Speaker 3: throughout in Vermont was like way worse than New Hampshire. Really,

22:01 Speaker 3: oh my god. But so it was it was just

22:03 Speaker 3: as hot. They were black tarring for like a twenty

22:05 Speaker 3: mile stretch, so you got to think it's eighty five degrees,

22:08 Speaker 3: but like for like twenty miles that I thought it

22:11 Speaker 3: was over one hundred.

22:12 Speaker 1: Oh wow.

22:13 Speaker 3: So one of my friends, Teresa, is a nurse. She

22:15 Speaker 3: actually had to give me IVS in the car. Yeah,

22:17 Speaker 3: we brought and we learned from New Hampshire. But uh,

22:20 Speaker 3: I would say, just we went into this wrong place.

22:22 Speaker 3: She might I want on stage, Yeah, and I don't know.

22:28 Speaker 3: Just basically we walked into the wrong hotel and the

22:31 Speaker 3: owner and his buddy were doing they were intoxicated and

22:36 Speaker 3: you know, they were just really weird and we ended

22:38 Speaker 3: up leaving.

22:38 Speaker 1: Oh really, oh yeah, oh wow.

22:40 Speaker 3: And then in New Hampshire we went to Plymouth. There

22:44 Speaker 3: was a place right next to Plymouth Police Department and

22:47 Speaker 3: they actually it's a picture of it online and I

22:49 Speaker 3: actually talked about it on Kyle's Off the Mark Show

22:52 Speaker 3: a little plugfully. But and then they had to take

22:54 Speaker 3: the bottom they had to take the bottoms of my

22:57 Speaker 3: feet because they was so bruised. Yeah, and uh and

23:00 Speaker 3: then these people next door like they own some institution

23:04 Speaker 3: I don't know, and they thought we were disguising to

23:07 Speaker 3: break people out. Oh really, and they were like, I

23:10 Speaker 3: can't you know, I know we're live, so I'll censor myself.

23:12 Speaker 3: There were very very distraught, insane things to us, like

23:16 Speaker 3: and we're just sitting there trying to eat and we're like,

23:18 Speaker 3: why are they so angry? And like they kicked us out.

23:21 Speaker 3: The police came. The police were like, oh, we saw

23:23 Speaker 3: you guys on WMR. We know what you're doing. Like

23:25 Speaker 3: it was really chaotic. That was the craziest things that happened.

23:29 Speaker 1: That's wild. Yeah, any encounters with like wild animals or

23:32 Speaker 1: anything while you're running.

23:33 Speaker 3: Yeah, we had two bear, two bear sightings, so this

23:36 Speaker 3: was actually smart. We had the car like go on

23:38 Speaker 3: the left and then like I had to creep blow

23:41 Speaker 3: on the side of it. This was in Tilton, Okay.

23:43 Speaker 3: And yeah, and then in Pittsburgh we had a bear

23:46 Speaker 3: sighting as well.

23:47 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so that.

23:49 Speaker 3: Those are actually pretty nervous, because like that one was

23:51 Speaker 3: actually I took a picture of it put on my Facebook.

23:54 Speaker 3: One was actually a family for and it must have

23:56 Speaker 3: been the mother bear was on like hind legs and

23:58 Speaker 3: like it's probably from like here, so you know, like

24:00 Speaker 3: fifteen feet away. I was actually pretty nervous.

24:02 Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, cheers. That's intense. So then what's

24:08 Speaker 1: the recovery like after you do one of these?

24:11 Speaker 3: Pretty intense? So like you really do, like like for

24:14 Speaker 3: New Hampshire, I was just falling asleep at any any

24:17 Speaker 3: given moment, like mid sentence really, but then like you know,

24:22 Speaker 3: you consume a lot of calories. Yeah, you're walking weird

24:24 Speaker 3: for a couple of days.

24:25 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can imagine. Yeah, if you're just joining us,

24:29 Speaker 1: we have Justin d flumeriy Am I still saying it right,

24:31 Speaker 1: you got it? Okay, I'm looking at the Yeah. And

24:33 Speaker 1: of course Kyle Hevy from Off the Mark Sports And.

24:35 Speaker 2: So I feel like I feel wrong that my name

24:38 Speaker 2: is so easy compared to you Justin.

24:40 Speaker 1: You do you have an easy name?

24:42 Speaker 2: I mean, if you really hyphen it is just he

24:45 Speaker 2: And then dash the letter V.

24:48 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is why he's the main event tonight.

24:51 Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.

24:53 Speaker 2: Some stories that are going to be telling about various

24:56 Speaker 2: people have knocked out, and you know, basically lately, I've

25:00 Speaker 2: been enjoying some some downtime. There's no sports for me

25:04 Speaker 2: to be filming or commentating, so it's been kind of

25:06 Speaker 2: nice that this is coming up on. I mean, I'm

25:09 Speaker 2: I'm filming figure skating today at one o'clock. Big big

25:12 Speaker 2: day for me here too, you guys, But it was

25:15 Speaker 2: just a matter of you know, being able to roast

25:19 Speaker 2: justin here today. It's always a fun to be able

25:21 Speaker 2: to roast your friends on stage and supporting a good cause.

25:24 Speaker 2: And then also we'll talk about how really growing up, Matt,

25:30 Speaker 2: you're you're a little bit older, but you still understand.

25:33 Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of comedians with the reality

25:36 Speaker 2: TV got very famous by making fun of their parents.

25:39 Speaker 2: Look at bammar Jero, like at Tom Green. So I

25:42 Speaker 2: thought about how my parents raised me to be who

25:45 Speaker 2: I am, and as great as the job they did,

25:47 Speaker 2: they also fail in some ways. So sure I asked

25:49 Speaker 2: them permission to be able to write a song about them.

25:52 Speaker 2: So I'm gonna actually be playing music. I've learned some

25:55 Speaker 2: guitar chords and figured out how to write a song,

25:57 Speaker 2: and I wrote a very emotional fun ballad about the

26:02 Speaker 2: ways that my parents raised me wrong. So that'll be

26:05 Speaker 2: the grand finale for tonight's show.

26:07 Speaker 1: So I gotta go back to something you said. You

26:10 Speaker 1: said the stories about people you've knocked out? Oh, yeah,

26:12 Speaker 1: what are you talking about. I'm not gonna give away

26:15 Speaker 1: my set. You got to show up tonight, Matt. Stories

26:17 Speaker 1: about people you've knocked out, celebrities, celebrities you've knocked out?

26:23 Speaker 3: Yeah, he caused my spinal league.

26:27 Speaker 1: Right, like knocked out, like assaulted?

26:33 Speaker 2: What are we talking about? I'll give you the story here,

26:36 Speaker 2: all right. The New England Patriots playing the Pittsburgh Steelers

26:40 Speaker 2: for a chance to go to the super Bowl Giles Stadium.

26:44 Speaker 2: I'm there able to what witness the game? A huge game.

26:49 Speaker 2: The Patriots win, They're on their way to the super Bowl,

26:52 Speaker 2: which means I'm excited because I have credentials to go

26:55 Speaker 2: to the super Bowl. Oh we got to call it, though, Matt.

26:58 Speaker 2: Oh And as they might have toll this story here,

27:01 Speaker 2: we'll see who's on see what this is all?

27:03 Speaker 1: I see who's online. We don't usually I call since

27:05 Speaker 1: we're on Saturday now, but Hi, welcome to Matt Condordton Unleashed.

27:08 Speaker 4: Is this yes? Hello, Matt, So, this is Jane Simmons

27:15 Speaker 4: of Kiss.

27:15 Speaker 1: Oh, Gene Simmons of Kiss. You hardly ever call anymore.

27:18 Speaker 1: It's wonderful to hear from you, my favorite band.

27:22 Speaker 4: I'm your biggest fun as your love.

27:24 Speaker 1: Thank you, and I'm yours.

27:28 Speaker 4: Yes, and I wanted to call and share my story

27:30 Speaker 4: with you about when Kyle knocked me out.

27:33 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my.

27:35 Speaker 2: God, Jean, I thank you for being able to tell

27:38 Speaker 2: this story better. As you know, it's it's only one

27:41 Speaker 2: sided for me. But to have the great Gene Simmons

27:44 Speaker 2: be able to tell his side, it's really it means

27:47 Speaker 2: a lot to me right now, Gene, I'm fascinated.

27:49 Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear this.

27:51 Speaker 4: Excuse me, gentlemen, it's Gene Simmons of Kiss.

27:55 Speaker 1: Gene Simmons of Kiss.

27:58 Speaker 2: Yes, I feel again.

28:00 Speaker 4: It was my third farewell tour, Matt. We were on

28:03 Speaker 4: our third farewell tour, yes, about forty years ago, and

28:10 Speaker 4: Kyle came in saying he was pressed right, and I

28:15 Speaker 4: told him I didn't like his face right and he

28:20 Speaker 4: knocked me out.

28:21 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I had acne.

28:24 Speaker 4: As he took all my backstage pauses and he handed

28:28 Speaker 4: them out. Well, his athletic jock fronts.

28:35 Speaker 2: This is why we trained for marathons so we can

28:37 Speaker 2: run away from Jeene Simmons of Kiss.

28:39 Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, that's terrible. Well, I'm sorry to hear that,

28:43 Speaker 1: Geene Simmons, No Kiss.

28:45 Speaker 4: You know, I don't advocate bullying Matt, but I deserved it.

28:49 Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, all right, how did he knock you out?

28:53 Speaker 1: Did he punch you? Did he hit you with a

28:56 Speaker 1: you know, like you know, the thing you breathed fire with,

28:59 Speaker 1: or I don't know. How did you knock you out?

29:01 Speaker 4: The man punched me right in the throat. He had

29:03 Speaker 4: white makeup all over his knuckles.

29:06 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's terrible.

29:08 Speaker 4: That's how the police captured him. They knew who it was.

29:14 Speaker 1: That's incredible. Wow, right in the throat.

29:18 Speaker 4: And I admire Kyle for his bravery and punching out

29:22 Speaker 4: Jean Simmons of Kiss. So for the next fifteen minutes, Kyle,

29:26 Speaker 4: if you've got to Kiss online dot com, we'll give

29:28 Speaker 4: you fifteen percent of anything you want.

29:32 Speaker 1: Wow.

29:32 Speaker 2: I'll even sign this get a lunchbox.

29:36 Speaker 1: That's incredible. Wait are you saying this is a sale

29:38 Speaker 1: for everybody? Or are you saying this is a sale

29:40 Speaker 1: for Kyle?

29:41 Speaker 4: No, just for Kyle.

29:43 Speaker 1: Okay, Kyle.

29:44 Speaker 4: When you get there, just type in keyword I knocked

29:47 Speaker 4: out Gene Simmons of Kiss.

29:50 Speaker 2: Oh Kiss, is Kiss all capitalized? I gotta make sure

29:55 Speaker 2: the capitalization.

29:57 Speaker 4: You're down to thirteen minutes.

29:58 Speaker 1: No, oh, about fifteen percent off of anything? That's pretty good.

30:02 Speaker 1: That's pretty good.

30:03 Speaker 4: Anything anything from our coffee monkst to our kiss coffin.

30:07 Speaker 4: And you have the kiss coffin.

30:09 Speaker 1: I do, of course. I can't wait to die, so

30:10 Speaker 1: I can't spend eternity in it.

30:13 Speaker 4: Yes, Matt has that on layaway.

30:15 Speaker 1: I do. Yes, well, so hopefully, hopefully I don't die

30:21 Speaker 1: too soon.

30:22 Speaker 4: Yes, well, Matt, I have to go. I pulled over

30:24 Speaker 4: to call, and I'm actually double parked right now in

30:28 Speaker 4: a homeless person's head to go again.

30:32 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jean Simmons Simmons, Yes.

30:35 Speaker 2: Kids, just hanging up.

30:37 Speaker 5: Wow.

30:38 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm glad they that story got out there.

30:42 Speaker 2: You know, that's really important.

30:43 Speaker 1: You plunged him right in the.

30:44 Speaker 2: Throat, just he was so much taller than I expected.

30:47 Speaker 1: Yeah, he was probably had his boots on.

30:50 Speaker 2: He had his boots on, and it was just, uh,

30:52 Speaker 2: those the shoulder pads are scary looking.

30:55 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.

30:56 Speaker 2: I definitely had to escape as quick as they could.

30:58 Speaker 1: Uh huh for my life. Yes, and success, Well, it's remarkables.

31:03 Speaker 2: You should have been there.

31:04 Speaker 3: I'm taking all this in right now.

31:09 Speaker 1: It's incredible. You didn't know this about him, did you.

31:11 Speaker 1: I didn't know this about him. That's amazing. All right.

31:15 Speaker 1: So back to the ault.

31:16 Speaker 2: You know, if you can get away with it, it's

31:19 Speaker 2: not assault.

31:19 Speaker 1: I don't know.

31:21 Speaker 3: The look in his eyes when I rang the doorbell

31:22 Speaker 3: this morning, I.

31:23 Speaker 1: Thought we were you know, really Yeah.

31:26 Speaker 2: I was like, what do you do about? He was

31:27 Speaker 2: going back to the kiss tape.

31:29 Speaker 3: He's started grabbing me by the shirt and said.

31:30 Speaker 1: Jean, And I said, what's going on? Oh my god,

31:33 Speaker 1: Oh my god. I could have been calamitous. All right, So.

31:37 Speaker 2: Getting back to the super Bowl, So yes, Jeele Studio. Yes,

31:42 Speaker 2: it is January twenty eighth, twenty sixteen, and I'm on

31:47 Speaker 2: the field and the Patriots have now won and I'm

31:50 Speaker 2: getting to go to the Super Bowl. I'm so pumped

31:53 Speaker 2: all around confetti's flying through the air, smiling faces. I'm

31:57 Speaker 2: on the field. I'm doing all sorts of interviews. I'm

32:00 Speaker 2: doing all these little things, and I see Patriots Special

32:03 Speaker 2: team captain Matthew Slater from across the field, and I'm thinking, okay,

32:07 Speaker 2: he gives great interviews. I need to go get him.

32:10 Speaker 2: So I still got some good speed marathon finisher, you know,

32:15 Speaker 2: five K runner. I do all the little things of

32:17 Speaker 2: running pretty fast, and I start bolting across the field

32:21 Speaker 2: to get to Matthew Slater, and I all of a

32:25 Speaker 2: sudden feel a thud and see this person on the ground.

32:29 Speaker 2: I've now assaulted this person and they have gray hair,

32:32 Speaker 2: and I feel so bad right now. My ego has

32:36 Speaker 2: has fallen incredibly, and I realized I should probably make

32:42 Speaker 2: sure that this person is okay before doing my job

32:44 Speaker 2: and getting this interview. And I look down and I realized, okay,

32:49 Speaker 2: they're getting up, and they have gray hair. I gotta

32:52 Speaker 2: look them, and I look them in the face, and

32:55 Speaker 2: I realize it's bon Jovi. No, I just knocked John Bond,

33:01 Speaker 2: four hundred million dollar musician. I just assaulted and knocked

33:04 Speaker 2: to the ground.

33:05 Speaker 5: Wow.

33:07 Speaker 2: Yes, Jean Simmons take that.

33:10 Speaker 1: All right? Then what happened.

33:12 Speaker 2: I realized he's a good looking man, that's a straight man,

33:16 Speaker 2: he's a he's got great eyes, he's got a big smile,

33:20 Speaker 2: and uh, I made sure he is okay, And then

33:24 Speaker 2: I went and did my interview with mister Matthew Slater.

33:28 Speaker 1: Well, all right, you made sure he was okay. But

33:29 Speaker 1: what was his reaction?

33:30 Speaker 2: Was his smile?

33:31 Speaker 4: Oh?

33:31 Speaker 2: Really, it was all good for me.

33:33 Speaker 1: I was like, he seems like a legitimately nice guy.

33:37 Speaker 2: But I wanted to hang out with John instead of Matthew.

33:39 Speaker 2: I want to see what JBJ was doing after the show.

33:42 Speaker 2: But I also didn't know Matt if I was wanted

33:45 Speaker 2: dead or alive or living on a prayer at that

33:46 Speaker 2: moment in time, because you know that guy has got

33:49 Speaker 2: some money in his pocket, and uh, well I don't.

33:53 Speaker 2: But it's okay. So everything's okay between John and I

33:59 Speaker 2: looking forward to him at the show tonight as well.

34:02 Speaker 2: You know, I made sure they sent a personal invit

34:05 Speaker 2: to uh to John bon Jovi, sincerely, the guy that

34:09 Speaker 2: knocked you over at JEL Stadium, and uh, we'll see,

34:12 Speaker 2: we'll see if he can he makes it tonight or not.

34:14 Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know this, but you

34:15 Speaker 1: know these synchronicities happen in life. And uh bon Jovi

34:19 Speaker 1: their first US tour was opening for Kiss. So it's

34:23 Speaker 1: all it all ties together the universe, the way it works,

34:25 Speaker 1: it's incredible.

34:26 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just trying to lick it up.

34:28 Speaker 3: Maybe bon bon Jovi was purposely trying to crypt trip

34:32 Speaker 3: Kyle for the payback of Gene Simmons.

34:34 Speaker 1: Maybe they could be in cahoots.

34:37 Speaker 2: And doing the little things in life to try to

34:39 Speaker 2: bring the world a better place. Here Matt here on

34:42 Speaker 2: Matt Content Unleashed.

34:47 Speaker 1: Well said, so, so have you have you knocked out

34:54 Speaker 1: any other celebrities? H?

34:55 Speaker 3: D m X?

34:56 Speaker 1: All right, I have to hear this, d mxm X.

35:00 Speaker 1: I know he spent time in New Hampshire. He did

35:03 Speaker 1: spend time in New Hampton in New Hampshire. It did not,

35:06 Speaker 1: it did not.

35:07 Speaker 2: So I'm mad. I'm I'm a worldwide, worldwide. I've been

35:11 Speaker 2: to Sweden, Australia because of you.

35:14 Speaker 1: Is he?

35:16 Speaker 2: I pleaded the fifth?

35:17 Speaker 1: Did you kill the MX? Sorr?

35:19 Speaker 2: I just know that bachelor party, Atlantic City. I'm I'm

35:24 Speaker 2: wearing a Burger King crown into the the Strip Club

35:29 Speaker 2: and uh, the hottest stripper of my life. I thought

35:36 Speaker 2: that I was the groom because I was wearing Burger

35:38 Speaker 2: King crown. I was not. So I got taken to

35:41 Speaker 2: the special room and uh, you know, I recognized the

35:45 Speaker 2: tattoo lyrics on her back. So I'm mainly realized that

35:49 Speaker 2: her and I have something in common. We both like

35:51 Speaker 2: music together.

35:53 Speaker 1: Connection.

35:54 Speaker 2: Connection. When it's a connection, you know it's good. I

35:59 Speaker 2: had an instant connect with the stripper lately. Uh never No,

36:02 Speaker 2: I invited her to that wedding and everything. She did not.

36:05 Speaker 2: She ghosted me. She ghosted me, Matt, she ghosts. I'm

36:09 Speaker 2: still not over it. But so Callie and I we'll

36:13 Speaker 2: just call her Cali, uh real name Nicole, and she, uh,

36:18 Speaker 2: she was giving me the love. I was ready to

36:20 Speaker 2: propose to her at that moment in time. And next thing,

36:23 Speaker 2: you know, big Zeus was saying, you know, Callie, we

36:26 Speaker 2: need you in the other room.

36:27 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, big Zeus.

36:28 Speaker 2: Big Zeus, that was that was her second personal could

36:32 Speaker 2: big Zeus could be working for Taylor Swift now.

36:36 Speaker 1: Zeus he was not.

36:38 Speaker 2: He was scary man. So He's like, Callie, we need

36:41 Speaker 2: you in the other room. And I'm like, there's no way,

36:44 Speaker 2: there's no way this guy has taking my wife, my

36:48 Speaker 2: future wife away from me. So then I had to

36:51 Speaker 2: go into the other room and and next thing, you know,

36:55 Speaker 2: I see this man eating chicken wings at the strip

36:58 Speaker 2: club and I'm now I'm up that. I'm like, this

37:00 Speaker 2: guy cannot be taken my girl eating chicken wings. And

37:03 Speaker 2: so I got a little closer and go a little cornsler,

37:05 Speaker 2: and I realized it was Earl Simmons aka DMX.

37:09 Speaker 1: Wow.

37:10 Speaker 2: So yes, I I sat down with him as Cali,

37:14 Speaker 2: my my wife was, you know, giving him some love.

37:16 Speaker 2: And and then yes, as I got up, I was

37:21 Speaker 2: accidentally kind of got in the way and and hit

37:23 Speaker 2: TMX in the head. So whether it be brain hamorrhaging

37:26 Speaker 2: or you know, however he died, I'll always have that

37:30 Speaker 2: night with DMX.

37:31 Speaker 1: So you hit him in the head.

37:33 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was my elbow?

37:35 Speaker 1: Oh okay?

37:36 Speaker 2: Yeah?

37:36 Speaker 1: And how did he respond to the city bark at

37:38 Speaker 1: you or what I what you really want? Yeah? No,

37:43 Speaker 1: And how did you respond?

37:44 Speaker 2: I was like, ride or die, That's how I'm gonna go.

37:47 Speaker 1: Sure he appreciated that.

37:48 Speaker 2: I definitely Earl Simmons, bon Jovie Gene Simmons, Justin d Flamery.

37:54 Speaker 2: Watch out tonight, buddy, Wow, watch out you think that

37:59 Speaker 2: you think this just for the Heather Foundation. It's for

38:01 Speaker 2: my own personal need to knock out every celebrity I

38:04 Speaker 2: get to hang out with. Wow, you're out of control

38:08 Speaker 2: that I know that. I mean, I warned him with

38:11 Speaker 2: the cerebral you know, leaking.

38:14 Speaker 1: But so what you're saying is you you tried to

38:19 Speaker 1: kill Justin in a sense.

38:21 Speaker 2: He's he wanted to be a professional boxer. And I said, no,

38:24 Speaker 2: I think he did.

38:25 Speaker 3: Try and tell him the story about the last time

38:28 Speaker 3: we came, and I thought it was a set of

38:30 Speaker 3: my own setup.

38:31 Speaker 2: This is not some days, this place is a special

38:36 Speaker 2: you know, people still think it's a bus station. It's not.

38:38 Speaker 2: Oh I know.

38:39 Speaker 1: I just a couple of weeks ago, somebody was asking

38:41 Speaker 1: me for busting gets out there. Yeah, so it still happens.

38:44 Speaker 2: We did a three part series on the story of

38:47 Speaker 2: Justin's life and his running and uh where we finished

38:50 Speaker 2: up and I'm I'm editing just like you do after

38:53 Speaker 2: the show, and uh that the door over here that

38:56 Speaker 2: was open, and I hear a loud bang on the door,

39:01 Speaker 2: and so I was like, well, that's weird. What's going

39:03 Speaker 2: on here? So I step outside to check out what

39:06 Speaker 2: it is. And next thing you know, this man on

39:09 Speaker 2: some sort of drugs is trying to get in the

39:12 Speaker 2: door enter and it was whoa, hello there, let me uh,

39:18 Speaker 2: let me show off my goods. I'm still sinking in.

39:24 Speaker 1: Watch out little camera issue for our audio listeners.

39:29 Speaker 2: Sorry, that's not what I'm very excited to. Just show

39:31 Speaker 2: you my hands, not what I they can see the

39:33 Speaker 2: SpongeBob fo. Yeah, I'm in a little trouble here with

39:36 Speaker 2: these camera. Okay, here we go. Think I got it,

39:39 Speaker 2: but this gentleman was trying decided he needed uh I

39:44 Speaker 2: don't know what he needed. I just know, Wow, we're

39:46 Speaker 2: really zooming in here. This is kind of fun, Matt

39:49 Speaker 2: to watch. I realized we're getting entertainment all around. Oh

39:54 Speaker 2: now we're going a little bit of it. So this

39:58 Speaker 2: guy then assaulted the parking attendants from the double tree.

40:03 Speaker 2: Really I called nine on one and he was ended

40:06 Speaker 2: up being arrested, and he ended up being uh detained

40:09 Speaker 2: and got taken away in an ambulance. And you know,

40:12 Speaker 2: it was a very interesting day. Is At the same time,

40:15 Speaker 2: it was Justin's daughter was here as well, and it

40:19 Speaker 2: was a very scary situation.

40:20 Speaker 1: We got afore before you do that, justin we have

40:23 Speaker 1: another we have another call. Hi, welcome to Matt Conderson

40:26 Speaker 1: Unleashed is.

40:26 Speaker 2: This and it goes silent. Oh, hello, Apparently apparently Gene

40:36 Speaker 2: Simmons might be coming calling back.

40:38 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't try again again. Whoever that was.

40:44 Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep going is got to keep the store going.

40:47 Speaker 2: But it was a very scary situation. And that's what was.

40:50 Speaker 3: So we hear I'm gonna tell you my side. Okay,

40:53 Speaker 3: so we hear a loud but and the guy was

40:56 Speaker 3: trying to force Kyle opens the door and then Kyle's like,

41:00 Speaker 3: one armored him back.

41:01 Speaker 2: My Daughter's like, not true at all. I shut the

41:04 Speaker 2: door on him.

41:04 Speaker 1: All right, he opened the door, But it's a better

41:07 Speaker 1: sorry if you're trying to one arm him exactly.

41:09 Speaker 2: He wasn't a celebrity, so I wasn't gonna take him.

41:11 Speaker 1: Out, Okay, Yeah, so you didn't have to punch him

41:13 Speaker 1: in the thrown.

41:15 Speaker 2: An album him in the head. I was like, I

41:16 Speaker 2: don't know what this guy wants, you know, it's got

41:18 Speaker 2: to find out. Yeah, But what I mean at the

41:22 Speaker 2: same time, you don't know, I didn't see anything. I

41:25 Speaker 2: wanted to see what's going on right Uh And next thing,

41:28 Speaker 2: you know, trying to reach in and we don't know.

41:32 Speaker 2: Now it's like, well, we're now inside. We're kind of

41:34 Speaker 2: trapped by this crazy person. That's to I need to

41:38 Speaker 2: get help or I mean, we don't know what the

41:40 Speaker 2: guy wanted, but I know is that he got a

41:43 Speaker 2: two thousand dollars ambulance right to Elliott Hospital or calk

41:47 Speaker 2: Moogs Center, one or the other. Well, wow, that really

41:52 Speaker 2: really excited. Oh, we're trying.

41:55 Speaker 1: Again, Matt.

41:55 Speaker 2: We're gonna try it again.

41:57 Speaker 1: We'll see one more time. Hello caller around the air. Hello,

42:04 Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't hear anything.

42:07 Speaker 2: I don't hear anything either.

42:08 Speaker 1: As all right, man, it's not working.

42:12 Speaker 2: See what I just messed with the phone lines now anymore.

42:16 Speaker 3: It's worse than the doorbell.

42:19 Speaker 2: So if we hear a bang on the door, I'm

42:21 Speaker 2: just going to ignore it. Today it's we got to get.

42:23 Speaker 3: The fire extinguisher off the wall in case the guy

42:26 Speaker 3: was coming in. We were ready to go.

42:28 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, it was crazy.

42:31 Speaker 3: We thought it was over.

42:32 Speaker 1: So why did he end up with the ambulance ride.

42:36 Speaker 2: That's what scort. Yeah, it was the police that took

42:40 Speaker 2: him away and gotcha probably realized that there was something

42:43 Speaker 2: mentally wrong with him. So I just kind of went

42:46 Speaker 2: with a story. And you know, it's kind of a

42:49 Speaker 2: scary thing. And I went to softball. You had to

42:51 Speaker 2: go to do something with your daughter.

42:53 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, we went to jiu jitsu. But Matt,

42:55 Speaker 3: if we make it out of here and you know

42:58 Speaker 3: that doesn't happen, it's a successful day for That's.

43:00 Speaker 1: Right, exactly, that's right.

43:01 Speaker 2: Every day I leave here without having to call the

43:03 Speaker 2: police is a good thing.

43:04 Speaker 1: That's right. All right. Let's see. I think we have

43:06 Speaker 1: a caller. Let's we'll try again. Hi, caller, you're on

43:09 Speaker 1: the air.

43:10 Speaker 5: Hello, mad It's Cally. Real name Nicole.

43:13 Speaker 2: Oh oh my goodness, my wife is finally calling. I

43:17 Speaker 2: have missed your voice, sweet sweetie.

43:19 Speaker 5: Oh Kyle, I miss you so much, baby.

43:22 Speaker 1: Wow, this is this is tremendous.

43:25 Speaker 2: I you know, now the earl is away. We can

43:28 Speaker 2: please have a day. He's dead, He's not away.

43:31 Speaker 5: Yes, I gotta tell you, Kyle, I've developed this incredible

43:35 Speaker 5: love for you or I feel I have to be

43:37 Speaker 5: honest with you. So I need to tell you about

43:40 Speaker 5: something that you don't know about me.

43:43 Speaker 2: Oh boy, all right, I'm ready here, darling, all right.

43:48 Speaker 4: You better take a seat.

43:51 Speaker 2: Well, perfect, big boy, what I don't know.

44:01 Speaker 1: Anything else?

44:02 Speaker 2: CALLI, yeah, CALLI.

44:03 Speaker 3: It's been great.

44:05 Speaker 2: We'll always have the memories of Atlantic City.

44:08 Speaker 1: But I'm sorry, Cally, I just fainted.

44:11 Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm overwhelmed by.

44:15 Speaker 2: Even I'm sorry.

44:21 Speaker 5: I should have told you.

44:24 Speaker 2: Oh well, all right, well, well, I guess it all

44:28 Speaker 2: worked out for the ball change. Yeah, exactly, And Callie,

44:31 Speaker 2: you know it's We'll always have those memories of Atlantic City.

44:34 Speaker 1: And we learned something about DMX.

44:36 Speaker 2: Yeah, chicken wings, big big chicken.

44:41 Speaker 1: All right, bye, Kelly, all right, wow, So, uh tell

44:47 Speaker 1: us about for listeners, just join us again about tonight

44:50 Speaker 1: the show tonight.

44:51 Speaker 2: All right, so Strange route upstairs. If you have been

44:54 Speaker 2: to the attic area, the Strange row there can hold

44:57 Speaker 2: it about eighty people and we're looking forward to a

45:00 Speaker 2: great show.

45:01 Speaker 1: Here.

45:01 Speaker 2: We got some fellow comedians from the region, Derek Corney,

45:05 Speaker 2: Paul Land where Nick Sands and the Fabulous Gigi are

45:11 Speaker 2: all going to be performing. Justin here is our MC

45:14 Speaker 2: and again benefiting the Heather Abbot Foundation to bring in,

45:19 Speaker 2: you know, people that have lost a limo. You know,

45:22 Speaker 2: Justin can probably explain that a little bit more. But

45:24 Speaker 2: we're trying to make sure that we break the record

45:27 Speaker 2: for the Heather abbit Foundation for the most money raised

45:29 Speaker 2: in a single marathon year.

45:31 Speaker 1: Oh excellent, excellent, Yeah, did you want to speak more

45:34 Speaker 1: about that justin the foundation?

45:36 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, the foundation is driven by Heather obviously,

45:39 Speaker 3: and like I said earlier, it's just you know, they

45:42 Speaker 3: provide prosthetics to people in need who can't afford it.

45:44 Speaker 3: But what actually coincidentally enough, and we talk about small world,

45:49 Speaker 3: my neighbor is actually going to be a recipient this year. No,

45:52 Speaker 3: right next to me, you saw my Sharet prosthetic. So

45:55 Speaker 3: I'm about the foundation. So the money we raised tonight,

45:58 Speaker 3: at least my aritible for the year of twenty twenty

46:02 Speaker 3: six Boston Marathon Heather contributions is actually going to my neighbor,

46:05 Speaker 3: which is special. Oh no kidding, Yeah, wow, I thought

46:07 Speaker 3: that's pretty cool.

46:08 Speaker 1: Well that is that is that's wild. I'm curious, So

46:11 Speaker 1: you used to do or it sounds like you don't

46:13 Speaker 1: still do it, or maybe you do used to do

46:14 Speaker 1: mma is that.

46:15 Speaker 3: I I used to competitively fight, yeah, boxing and kickboxing.

46:19 Speaker 3: I still do jiu jitsu. Oh you train muay Thai

46:21 Speaker 3: just for fun though, Now I don't want to get

46:23 Speaker 3: hit in.

46:23 Speaker 1: The Oh cool cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to

46:25 Speaker 1: do g kundo, but that was a long time ago.

46:27 Speaker 1: But yeah, I did that for about five years, and

46:29 Speaker 1: we did We did a lot of kickboxing in that

46:31 Speaker 1: class and a lot of jiu jitsu. Yeah yeah, I

46:33 Speaker 1: do miss it sometimes. But but you used to fight professionally.

46:36 Speaker 3: Not professionally I did. I got the silver medal golden gloves,

46:39 Speaker 3: and I wanted to open my flo Oh that's very cool.

46:42 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, A little little uh brush shoulder off there,

46:45 Speaker 2: justin yeah, sorry, just a little. I'm talking about beating

46:49 Speaker 2: up DMX and a guy outside here talking about silver gloves.

46:53 Speaker 1: Well, we don't know, I mean, you ever beat up

46:55 Speaker 1: any celebrities or you know.

46:57 Speaker 2: No, Okay, I could be next.

46:59 Speaker 3: I thought when it was legal, right ye, sanctioned event

47:03 Speaker 3: right now?

47:03 Speaker 1: That makes sense. That makes sense. And then so what's

47:09 Speaker 1: next as far as do you have another run you're

47:11 Speaker 1: gonna be doing or I assume you're gonna keep doing these.

47:13 Speaker 3: So yeah, big summer for us. So I have the

47:16 Speaker 3: Cheap Marathon April fifth, and then I'm trying to be

47:19 Speaker 3: one of only X amount of people. So I'm doing

47:21 Speaker 3: the Boston Marathon tough Ruck, on which you have to

47:24 Speaker 3: do the marathon with fifteen pound bat weighted best or

47:28 Speaker 3: a backpack. Really, it used to actually be on the

47:30 Speaker 3: marathon course, but then they xnay backpack, so obviously what happened.

47:34 Speaker 3: So it's still put on by the Boston Athletic Association,

47:36 Speaker 3: but they moved to the Conquered Mass. So I'm doing

47:38 Speaker 3: that on Sunday in the Boston Marathon on Monday. But

47:40 Speaker 3: my start times and by the time I finished the

47:43 Speaker 3: fifteen pound ruck, it'll be less than twenty four hours

47:46 Speaker 3: of a rolling twenty four hours, So I'm doing two

47:48 Speaker 3: marathons in twenty four hours.

47:50 Speaker 5: Wow.

47:50 Speaker 4: Yeah.

47:51 Speaker 3: And then and then I have one in between on

47:54 Speaker 3: April twelfth in New York, Okay, I'm kind of nervous about.

47:57 Speaker 3: And then we're gonna run the link to Connecticut in June.

48:00 Speaker 1: No kidding. Yeah, wow, how many miles is that? You know?

48:03 Speaker 5: No?

48:03 Speaker 3: One hundred, one hundred, yeah, ninety nine point six. But

48:06 Speaker 3: we're gonna make sure just like today, we'll do a

48:08 Speaker 3: couple of laps, I get the hundred.

48:09 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wow, yeah what happens if it did? Do

48:13 Speaker 1: you ever run a new uh like like when you're

48:15 Speaker 1: doing one of these uh like bad weather? Yeah, I

48:18 Speaker 1: mean obviously the heat.

48:19 Speaker 3: All the time Romont Downpoort, uh oh good Downport for

48:24 Speaker 3: the essentially a whole day. Oh my pitch was of

48:27 Speaker 3: it on my Facebook, but like it was. I actually

48:29 Speaker 3: just I had a visor because all the rain was

48:31 Speaker 3: going in my eyes. I had some glasses on, yeah

48:33 Speaker 3: and uh yeah, no shirt and I just I just

48:36 Speaker 3: ran it. You know, I didn't really think about it.

48:38 Speaker 3: But wow, that part sucked because it was actually really

48:41 Speaker 3: hot and then it was really cold.

48:42 Speaker 1: Oh jeez. Yeah that sounds miserable, but.

48:45 Speaker 3: You know so that that's honestly, it's just strategy. I

48:48 Speaker 3: would tell the Teresa who screwed me, like, hey, put

48:50 Speaker 3: the heat on, go in for two minutes, just get

48:52 Speaker 3: a little two minutes and then go and then like

48:54 Speaker 3: I had, I didn't bring gloves because it was ninety degrees,

48:58 Speaker 3: old socks and put them on my hands and running

49:00 Speaker 3: like Matin running down first of all Vermont. So maybe

49:02 Speaker 3: they didn't think of anything of it. But like Maton's

49:05 Speaker 3: seeing a guy who's like, I'm all tatted up, right,

49:07 Speaker 3: I'm a bigger guy running down the street, downpouring, all

49:11 Speaker 3: tatted up with socks on his hands, no shirt is going.

49:14 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild, that's wild, And I mean there's nothing

49:18 Speaker 1: else you can do though, right in a situation like that,

49:20 Speaker 1: you just got to keep going, right, Yeah, that's incredible.

49:23 Speaker 1: You ever you ever had one of these runs where

49:25 Speaker 1: you felt like, I don't know if I'm gonna make

49:26 Speaker 1: it through this one.

49:27 Speaker 3: Or I would know the mindset's been there. But like

49:32 Speaker 3: in Vermont, like I said, it was just like real.

49:35 Speaker 3: It was just me, So yeah, I had four people

49:38 Speaker 3: with me, like it was pretty hyped up. I didn't

49:40 Speaker 3: tell anyone I was doing Vermont and like it was

49:43 Speaker 3: just me and Teresa and there was no reception for

49:45 Speaker 3: until we got to the hotel with Wi Fi. So

49:47 Speaker 3: I was just in my thoughts for we technically started

49:51 Speaker 3: not before we started like a little less than a

49:53 Speaker 3: mile before Canada, because I dressed this forest gump and

49:55 Speaker 3: I didn't have my passport. Yeah, New Hampshire. The Border

49:58 Speaker 3: Patrol actually let us in, like they one of the

50:00 Speaker 3: guys saw it on wm R.

50:02 Speaker 1: Oh goody.

50:02 Speaker 3: We actually got to go in Canada. Oh okay, and

50:05 Speaker 3: he's like, he's like, make sure you don't just keep

50:06 Speaker 3: running through. I was like, oh, I'll get the hell

50:08 Speaker 3: out of there as fast as I can. But yeah,

50:10 Speaker 3: we didn't try that. But like, yeah, I'd say the

50:12 Speaker 3: only time that like the physicality of it was like

50:16 Speaker 3: Vermont because like I had a hamstring issue and they

50:19 Speaker 3: had to tape it. But then we just kept going.

50:21 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow. So for someone who wants to do that,

50:24 Speaker 1: who's interested in doing that, like, what do you have

50:27 Speaker 1: any advice for anyone?

50:28 Speaker 2: No, don't let him break your record?

50:31 Speaker 3: Yeah, well the roots are on FKT. Oh no, no, no,

50:35 Speaker 3: So you know, I would just say, really, honestly, the

50:39 Speaker 3: biggest advice, because people have asked me, is you got

50:41 Speaker 3: to plan food. So, like I said, we could have

50:44 Speaker 3: honestly done it, I think in three days in New Hampshire,

50:47 Speaker 3: but we didn't know. We didn't you're not going to

50:49 Speaker 3: drive the four day route like at a time and

50:52 Speaker 3: drive back. It's it takes five six hours to drive

50:54 Speaker 3: it normally if you have like breaks and stuff like

50:57 Speaker 3: bathroom breaks, not straight through. So like we didn't a

51:01 Speaker 3: lot of places weren't open when we started, so like

51:03 Speaker 3: we're trying to find food or like we're stopping for

51:06 Speaker 3: like an hour on the side of the road until

51:08 Speaker 3: something opens because we don't know when the next food

51:10 Speaker 3: place is opening because of service and stuff like that.

51:13 Speaker 3: Like Vermont, we went like twenty minutes out of the way,

51:16 Speaker 3: then twenty minutes back because you have to drop the

51:18 Speaker 3: pin and like stamp in where you went. Okay, so

51:20 Speaker 3: you do the course, yeah yeah, and like so that's

51:23 Speaker 3: time added, right, so it's like two three extra hours.

51:26 Speaker 3: So uh, we kind of learned in Rhode Island where

51:29 Speaker 3: we packed a cooler like can goods and stuff and

51:31 Speaker 3: I was just like eating like baked beans out the window,

51:34 Speaker 3: out of the can and stuff, so we didn't have

51:35 Speaker 3: to stop.

51:36 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh wow, that's that's incredible.

51:40 Speaker 2: I know what baked bean does to me. I don't

51:42 Speaker 2: know I can get that.

51:44 Speaker 3: Why do you think I went to the double trick?

51:46 Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, now it's all coming together here.

51:49 Speaker 1: I'm cure. So what is your business to again? Because

51:51 Speaker 1: I love talking to entrepreneurs, So we don't have a

51:53 Speaker 1: ton of time left. But and at least you know,

51:55 Speaker 1: get in a plug for your business. But I'm curious,

51:56 Speaker 1: what what what.

51:57 Speaker 4: Do you do?

51:57 Speaker 1: What is your business?

51:58 Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's often most safety inspects are Optimal Safety

52:01 Speaker 3: Inspections dot com. And we're a safety and security consulting firm,

52:05 Speaker 3: so we're not OSHA. But like we do, like forklift training,

52:08 Speaker 3: CPR training will prepare you for an ocean inspection, help

52:10 Speaker 3: you get out of it, help protect your workers, anything

52:13 Speaker 3: safety or security related. We do type of training audits,

52:17 Speaker 3: stuff like that.

52:18 Speaker 2: Okay, okay is your tagline. We're not OSHA, We're better.

52:21 Speaker 3: That should be out there.

52:24 Speaker 1: Very cool, very cool, Kyle, you should plug off the

52:27 Speaker 1: Mark Sports of course, which the Mark Sports.

52:29 Speaker 2: It will be a fun show tomorrow. Obviously. MLB Opening

52:33 Speaker 2: Day was this week. The Red Sox were able to

52:35 Speaker 2: get a big three to nothing victory against the Cincinnati Reds.

52:39 Speaker 2: Will be playing today this Saturday and also tomorrow as

52:42 Speaker 2: well to finish the series off. And also the March

52:46 Speaker 2: Madness is going on. Duke made it to the Elite

52:50 Speaker 2: eight last night. Iowas made the Elite eight. It's a

52:53 Speaker 2: basketball seasons coming to an end here for college sports,

52:56 Speaker 2: and we'll have all the details on that.

52:58 Speaker 1: I don't know anything about what he just said. I

53:00 Speaker 1: I don't watch sports ball, no flue, no clue.

53:03 Speaker 2: But there's this game called basketball I've imagined by doctor

53:08 Speaker 2: James Naismith, who has the same birthday as me. And

53:12 Speaker 2: they used to use peach baskets to throw the ball

53:14 Speaker 2: up into it. But they realized that the peach baskets

53:17 Speaker 2: were not very good because then he had to deal

53:18 Speaker 2: with getting the ball out. They made these things called nets,

53:21 Speaker 2: and then the rules have started to change where it's

53:23 Speaker 2: five guys versus or five people versus five people, and

53:26 Speaker 2: they have to throw this ball into a net ten

53:30 Speaker 2: feet in the air.

53:31 Speaker 3: Oh, which team would the striper be?

53:34 Speaker 2: Stripper? I mean, CALLI Harlem, the Atlantic City Arson's I

53:42 Speaker 2: don't know. She was so hot?

53:45 Speaker 1: Fair enough? All right, Well on, so please plug the

53:48 Speaker 1: show tonight one more time too before we.

53:50 Speaker 2: Go Smiles for twenty six point two miles tonight at

53:53 Speaker 2: the Strange Room from seven to nine pm. We have

53:58 Speaker 2: some phenomenal comedian. Derek Corney will be at seven o

54:01 Speaker 2: five paul Linn where we'll be at seven twenty five.

54:06 Speaker 2: Gigi will be at seven forty five. Nick Sands will

54:10 Speaker 2: be at eight ten and then yours truly will be

54:13 Speaker 2: going on about eight thirty five, and we'll be silent auctioning.

54:16 Speaker 2: I'll be auctioning off myself for anyone that wants to

54:19 Speaker 2: take maybe CALLI will be there. We'll see what happens.

54:22 Speaker 2: But tickets at the door for are ten dollars and

54:25 Speaker 2: it'll be benefiting the Heather Abbot Foundation. And come on

54:29 Speaker 2: out because the world needs more smiles and we're gonna

54:31 Speaker 2: do it for Justin's twenty six point two miles.

54:34 Speaker 1: Excellent, But clarify something. What do you mean you're gonna

54:36 Speaker 1: be auctioning off yourself? And is this legal actually true?

54:40 Speaker 2: That it's up to you and the viewers to show

54:43 Speaker 2: up to know what we're talking about. To sell something, man,

54:47 Speaker 2: you gotta sell something. Sometimes it might be yourself, might

54:50 Speaker 2: be I could be ware of Speedo tonight. You're gonna

54:52 Speaker 2: have to wait, show up and.

54:53 Speaker 1: See how you want people to show up. But I'm

54:55 Speaker 1: so all right, well wonderful, so.

54:57 Speaker 2: Let the comedy here are going to us and not

54:59 Speaker 2: this guy.

55:00 Speaker 1: I know, right, I know, all right, Well, fantastic guys,

55:03 Speaker 1: Thank you both so much. Kyle Kyle heavy host off

55:05 Speaker 1: the mark sports. Always wonderful to see you, and of

55:08 Speaker 1: course I Justin de Flumery. I'm still looking at my

55:11 Speaker 1: notes to make sure I say it right, but congratulations

55:14 Speaker 1: on everything that you're doing, and uh outstanding, wonderful to

55:17 Speaker 1: meet you, so so thank you guys, and of course

55:20 Speaker 1: everyone who joined us today. Of course we had Navares

55:23 Speaker 1: on in the first hour, and let's see if I

55:25 Speaker 1: can remember how to say it at k Schnack in

55:27 Speaker 1: the second hour, and uh always uh, like I said,

55:30 Speaker 1: always wonderful to see Kyle and to meet Justin. And

55:33 Speaker 1: if you miss any part of today's show, it will

55:35 Speaker 1: be up in just a little bit at wmnhradio dot

55:37 Speaker 1: org and of course at my website Matt Connorton dot com.

55:40 Speaker 1: And Matt Connorton dot com is at a nice, sleek

55:43 Speaker 1: redesigned by the way, so I I haven't been there lately.

55:45 Speaker 1: You should definitely go there and book a hypnosis session

55:48 Speaker 1: with me. And yes, yes,