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1:12 et cetera. Today is Saturday, February third, twenty twenty four. Jenny

1:19 is here with me, of course, president of the account for and Jesse

1:23 Coffee is still with us. And Hi Jesse joining us for I think his

1:29 I think his third appearance on the program, but the first time here in

1:33 the news studio on Canal Street. Ricky Mapleton is here. How are you,

1:38 sir? Great to be here, Great to be here, Thank you,

1:40 wonderful to see you. You've got a fresh batch of tunes which were

1:44 which I've heard and I love them, even though the subject is not one

1:49 that I love. Ironically, that would be sports. That would be sports.

1:53 I am not a sports fan. Well, but I do enjoy the

1:57 songs. There's a lot of what would the word be irony perhaps, or

2:02 I'm not really poking fun at sports at the same time as poking fun at

2:06 sports, huh and praising sports. Yes, yes, all that they bring

2:09 to the tape. I feel the songs are celebratory in nature, Yes they

2:15 are not, but they are humorous in nature as well. And we did

2:20 play by the way earlier, we played one of your songs earlier in this

2:23 What's what's the actual title? Do you have any Zeppelin? Do you have

2:25 any Zeppelin albums? Yeah? I love that. Can you pull that mic

2:28 up a little bit? Do you have any Zeppelin album We're getting used to

2:30 that new set up here. Oh yeah, perfect, yeah, thank you.

2:34 Yeah, I still love that song. So tell tell the story of

2:38 a particular moment in time. Yeah. Yeah. Selling Zeppelin albums, it's

2:43 just the thing. If you have Zeppelin albums, you're sitting on fifty to

2:46 one hundred bucks. Wow, yes, really yeah, if you're sitting on

2:50 let's say the King and I you're sitting on nothing, right, as I

2:59 found out, all those Broadway plays and stuff would be worth some money right

3:02 the record. So it's like, can you just came to the point of

3:07 can you just take them? Right? Right? So back in the car

3:10 they went, and not to the dump I went because during the purging phase.

3:14 Yeah, so nobody has ever said do you have any the king and

3:17 I no. Okay, but if you sell albums, you know, or

3:22 if you if you know a little bit about vinyl classic vinyl rock albums,

3:27 there's some months that are worth a lot of money, and so yeah,

3:30 worth nothing, they won't even take them, right. That's of course you

3:32 have Zeppelin albums right right, you pull that mic up a bit more to

3:38 you, Yeah, get right on it. There you go, thank you.

3:42 We should uh, we should mention too. So the you've got,

3:46 well you've got a lot of music online at this point, Yes, thank

3:50 you, thank you. Three different three different artists. The timekeepers song for

3:57 every five minutes, right, that is surprisingly my biggest what would you say

4:02 streamed song? Is it? Yeah? Is that the correct terminology? Yeah,

4:06 if you would, that's what the kids say, you know, yeah,

4:09 but that's that's every a song for every five minutes and a song for

4:13 every day of the year. Okay, was is what sells the most because

4:17 it's the music isn't really fabulous, but I would say, but but it's

4:23 right to the point and as there was I think it was during the COVID

4:26 I wrote, yeah, every five minutes and yeah, but I'm more excited

4:30 about Screamo Sports Songs. Yes, Oh my god, now is this so?

4:33 Is this an album? That's yes, it's called scream O Sports Songs.

4:38 Maybe less under the Ricky Mapleton Galaxy of Stars. Do you know what

4:42 the Galaxy of Stars came from? No? Remember the the the album?

4:46 What was it? That thing you do? Oh? Yeah, yeah yeah,

4:49 and then he's like, you're under the Galaxy of Stars, right right?

4:54 Sorry, just flashing all over that's all right. Yeah, but Screamo

4:58 Sports Songs is I'm real excited about it. And I picture it being played

5:01 in stadiums in between like crazy train that would play some soccer chant song,

5:08 pickleball song. I'm excited to play these, Yes, so excited. Jonathan

5:14 F. George is in the Facebook live chat and says would love to hear

5:16 a song about pickleball. One Well, funny you should say that. Thanks

5:21 for what are they calling in there? They're they're in the Facebook Live Facebook

5:28 Live. Pickleball is the highlighted song on the that's thirty five track scream of

5:35 sports songs. There's thirty five tracks. Oh wow, I sent you what

5:39 I believe to be the premiere. Yes, but you could be wrong.

5:44 Axe throw isn't on. There is a big oh oh, there's just plenty

5:46 of throwing. Now you talking Viking language. Yes, well, that's the

5:53 reason I didn't put it on. It's a little slow, oh okay,

5:56 and it's a total I don't know, maybe, uh, but it's about

6:00 somebody going to an axe growing. Alcohol and ax throwing don't mix, right,

6:04 And I'm amazed that they have ax throwing in bars. That's mind blowing.

6:09 Then it's even a weak Yeah. Well, part of the song says

6:13 it clicks off something and hits them in the head and blood everywhere. Oh

6:15 my god. Well there is a lot that can go. Let's go pickle

6:19 ball in theory. All right, now, I'm gonna so we'll play this

6:24 and uh, you know, we'll play all the ones that you sent me.

6:26 I do love them, but uh, I do have a question though,

6:29 and forgive my ignorance, and the song doesn't really explain it, I

6:33 believe it or not. Maybe because I'm not particularly a sports fan, I

6:36 don't actually know what pickleball is. Okay, I did not know either,

6:42 really, all right. I don't feel quite so bad until I was walking

6:45 my dog and I went to the Rock Women I think they call it.

6:49 Yeah. I live kind of close to there, the middle the elementary schools

6:54 there, and used to have four tennis courts set up. Yeah, and

7:00 it has been a couple of years since I walked down there. And I

7:02 went down there last summer and I'm like, what the heck is this?

7:06 Is this what they call pickleball? And uh, now there's eight or ten

7:13 pickleballs in one area with a tennis courts. Okay, so in theory,

7:19 you get more bang for the buck, not as much running. Yeah,

7:25 And as you can see the pickleball that I brought in here, it's kind

7:28 of fun. I just started playing around with it. I gotta admit yesterday,

7:30 I'm sitting in my box since Christmas because I didn't want to open it

7:33 up until I came here. Oh wow, oh wow. But I should

7:38 have practiced. I was practicing out out here, So that's gonna be on

7:42 tape. Is that gonna be a problem. No, Now we're near the

7:45 couchow right now, we're yeah, we'll be okay, but what but what

7:50 is it like? Why is it called pickleball? I don't know. Okay,

7:54 I should have researched. Yeah, I'm just all I know. Is

7:59 not enough running? You don't have to run? Okay, got uh got

8:03 two bad knees. What am I to do? Bad hip orthopedic shoe?

8:09 Just want to go out and have some fun, some kind of sport.

8:11 Well, you don't have to run playing pickleball. And that's the exact hopefully

8:16 the first course. Let's play it out sided. This is this is the

8:22 premiere playing pickleball, the world Radio Premiere, World Radio Premiere. I am

8:28 not allowed to play pickleball in here? Is that correct? That is correct?

8:31 And can I can I hold up the paddle and do imaginary? You

8:33 can? Yes, that you can? Now this is a pickleball radio is

8:37 the this is so can we play Theater of the mind invisible pickleball? Okay?

8:48 I have imagination? I guess that's a great musician that you are.

8:52 I'm sure you do. Okay. So there are two types of pickleball,

8:58 which I didn't get into before the before I came on. There's wooden pickleball

9:03 nineteen ninety nine, Amazon Prime for four paddles, three balls. A belt

9:09 that I just had. There's a beautiful pickleball belt. Did you see that?

9:13 When I came in. Apparently there's a belt for pickleball, a belt,

9:16 and I wanted, yeah, I want to show that pickleball belt because

9:18 I'm been wearing it all morning. Wow. Yeah, because when I started,

9:22 but oh, you play pick a ball and he said no, never,

9:26 So so here's the belt okay. The belt, Oh, the belt

9:33 is where you put the ball. They get a black belt that's got some

9:35 like netting in it that you shoved belt and I fall into. And I

9:39 would just like to get a paddle holder too. The celebration of me being

9:45 able to I was worried when I got this. Yeah it was I've been

9:48 trying to lose some weight, okay, and I didn't think the pickleball belt

9:52 fit around my waist, but it does, it does. Yeah. So

9:56 my dream was playing pickleball in the old studio cool, playing pickleball right right,

10:03 running around that big studio right right, Well now we're yeah, we're

10:09 in a smaller room now, all right. So but I'm gonna act it

10:11 out. I'm gonna dict out too bad knees. What am I to do?

10:15 Bad hip orthopedic shoe. So it'll be like the macarena, but with

10:18 pickleball, Yes, very good. Yeah, yeah yeah. Radio is the

10:22 theater of the mind. Why don't other sports have belts? By the way,

10:26 wouldn't it be cool if, like any sport, like you just always

10:28 have a ball because you always have the belts, have a belt? Oh

10:33 yeah, you belt? Yeah, parallel there. You want to wear that

10:35 belt if you're gonna try and throw up six hundred pounds. But you would

10:39 think tennis players, I don't think the pickleball belt is meant to give you

10:43 probably probably not. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't try it looks amazing,

10:48 it did fit. I did get it to snap. I did.

10:50 That's why I sucked it in a little bit. But so that's pickleball.

10:56 I think three or four pickleballs can go into one tennis court. Two pickleballs.

11:03 So is it like you play half and half? Like you can split

11:07 it to two different to have two games at the same time. You,

11:13 uh, the pickleball court is smaller than a tennis court by a third or

11:20 a half or fourth, I'm not sure. So you get more where the

11:24 where the four tennis skirts used to be. Now there's like ten or sixteen

11:28 pickleball courts. See I was right, multiple games, yes, so there's

11:35 a lot of games going on. And when I went there, I was

11:37 watching a lot of heads and they had a lot of let's say a former

11:43 premier athletes now in there, not saying senior years are more adult years,

11:50 and they were playing. There's not as much running, but they take it

11:56 very seriously. Is everyone is everyone required to have a belt? You know?

12:00 I didn't see anybody with a belt, okay, but it came with

12:03 the kit two belts, four balls, I think it's four paddles, and

12:09 I accept it there and I said, I'm gonna be on Matt Show.

12:11 I'm not gonna take this out. It was where the tree is, where

12:13 the tree used to be, sitting there looking at it, and yesterday I

12:18 opened it up. You should have done an unboxing video and put it on

12:24 YouTube. Those are big now what boxing videos? No? An unboxing on

12:30 video of you unboxing the pickleball. What if you did in reverse? I've

12:33 never seen someone do that. Put it didn't go back there? We go?

12:39 Well good, I tried to put it back in the box. Oh

12:41 it wouldn't. But it's a beautiful box, is it? As a guy

12:46 up there in nicely playing pickleball palm tree, Yeah, he's rarely enjoying his

12:52 pick good. Good. It could be your next pickleball sign instead of like

12:56 man in the box, that's the pickleball in the box, yell in the

13:01 buck. Well after after scream of sports songs takes over and the people are

13:07 demanding sports songs Part two. Yes we're there by the way. Jay Bellow

13:13 from Chasing the Devil says the world needs a pickleball song, and it now

13:16 has one. Well we're gonna I'm excited to hear this, all right,

13:22 yeah, all right, yeah, this is gonna be a big moment in

13:24 your life. You've got to go so here it is best best part here

13:26 it is. This is the world radio premiere from Ricky Mapleton. This is

13:30 called Pickleball, Got too Mas, one of mine to replacement on to go

13:41 out play ball, playing ball, go out and hit a fall kind of

14:03 black tennis. Just a little small. You'll think you're the can the card

14:09 when you're running around in your pickle ball shorts playing bigleball. Gray sad have

14:30 my lives playing big a boll lies. Go out and hit a fall kind

14:41 of black tennis. Just a little small. You'll think you're the can of

14:46 the card when you're running around and you're pickle ball shorts. Go out and

14:52 hit a fall kind of black tennis. Just a little small. You'll think

14:58 you're the can the card when you running around. That is the world radio

15:09 premiere. Well done, I'm done. Pickleball by Ricky Mapleton. Pickleball,

15:16 very nice. I just saw the best invisible pickle ball game of my life.

15:20 Thank you, Yes, very well. It's a tie game right now.

15:24 I'm a little from it. It's a very Yiddish sport. I think

15:28 pickle ball I think it could take over shuffle board. I don't know about

15:31 that. You don't think. I think it's gonna take a while, but

15:39 I think shuffleboard and pickleball will be neck and neck in the Senior Olympics.

15:46 Is that a thing? Well, pickleball, you know, I was very

15:48 serious. Now there are premiere athletes playing pickleball are the real ESPN four,

15:54 ESPN two believe I did see it. And of course, of course everybody

15:58 who's playing pickle ball is a knockout. Not your average pickleball player. You

16:03 look like they look like beach volleyball players. Brilliant. Come on, they

16:07 should have like a classification. You gotta be over to something to play professional

16:12 pickleball, right, yeah, I mean everything that rules. Well, I

16:18 think there is an actual pickleball committee Facebook page that goes that to one of

16:22 place at rock Women. Oh, I believe they have their own little society.

16:26 Oh wow, Oh yeah, there's a whole inner world of the pickleball

16:33 what they call it pickleball up there, pickleball leagues, Yes, committees do

16:41 they decide like what size the ball I want to be? You know how

16:45 that is regulated by the pickleball. There is a regulation, I believe.

16:48 So do people try and cheat? Are there on other balls that you can

16:52 fix? I don't know if my nineteen ninety nine set is an actual Oh

16:56 wait out, it felt great though the first time saying I get it.

17:00 Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, because it doesn't like spring all over

17:03 the place, right, that's good? Yeah, because they need have to

17:07 chase it. Yeah, to chase a pickleball. Forget buddy, you're talking

17:12 about they're a Delia. I think pickleball, Deli and shuffle Boarder are the

17:19 shorts mandatory. That's not mandatory. But the song the pickleball shorts that I'm

17:26 wearing is the most ridiculous thing I could find. Did those come so?

17:30 No? No, no, this is not compet So what I'm wearing today

17:33 is the what I consider to be the recreational pickleball league. This is a

17:41 seventeen ninety five pants from Amazon. Okay, Stretche's just got bad. The

17:47 Amazon going to give you some money for this. I was bought it online

17:51 at a the shorts tear Iff had for a long time. These are the

17:53 official I knew it was getting old because it has like the little oh the

17:57 elastic band. Yeah, yeah, you're getting old because the elastic band is

18:03 gaping. Yes. Oh, So I did not know that there were some

18:07 pickleball shorts to wear here. And I spawned these like a week ago,

18:11 and I put them aside and I said, okay, I'm going to this

18:15 that I had it all planned out in my head, but I forgot to

18:18 put my head my headband. It came with a headband too. Oh really

18:21 yeah, oh nineteen ninety five. We're going to have more fun than the

18:25 kit that I got. I never would have. Now. What is the

18:27 difference between pickleball shorts and say, tennis short. I don't know. I

18:33 don't know if there is actually a pickleball short. Well, you were very

18:37 pacific specific. In my imaginational mind, it was like pickleball shorts it's going

18:44 to be now the ones that you see on ESPN with the premier athletes.

18:48 They're like skin tight and shown everything and stuff. A true pickleball short,

18:52 you want to cover up as much as you can while you're playing, right,

18:55 A true pickleball person just trying to get back out their play. Don't

19:00 have to run around much. Okay, I'm outside, I'm socializing. M

19:03 hm. They're gonna find some stuff that you have hidden in your house to

19:07 go out and play. Yeah, I think that could be a little connection

19:10 on pickleball too. I felt a little like there was some I don't know,

19:14 maybe my mind was scattered when I was when I made it to the

19:18 pickleball court, uh huh. The there was a lot of male and females,

19:22 and I felt that perhaps they were I don't know, maybe there was

19:26 a they were meeting each other there to socialize at the pickleball court, so

19:30 as well as playing pickleball, because there was a lot of people then it

19:33 was i'd say twenty people. So it's like a swinger's thing. Is that

19:36 what you're hinting? So I don't know about Yeah, well, it depends

19:40 what path of the mind you want to go down. I thought it was

19:41 very nice. Sold it's a sex cult, is what you're saying. No,

19:45 no, no, no, no, no, no no. I

19:47 think it's the place for people to go that used to play tennis and now

19:52 can't play tennis because you got bad feet, orthopedic shoe, bad hip.

19:56 So they shrunk it down. I don't know who has the rights to actual

19:59 pickleball. There's not like some giant jar. They put their pedals in and

20:02 they take a different pedal home. Oh my, this is going bad now

20:07 wow yeah yeah, yeah, but it was very nice to see people out

20:11 playing pickleball. Yes, and on the way home, I started humming playing

20:15 nickleball. Like then I caught up my friend. I got a great idea

20:21 for a new project. Let's do stuff about sports. Yeah, let's make

20:25 fun of it, but praise it at the same time. Now, the

20:27 friend that you worked on with us? Who is it? And is it

20:30 the individual who you brought the first time you were on the show? You

20:33 brought someone with you know, a different person who wants to remain anonymous,

20:36 who who I asked to call in? Yeah, request the song, but

20:40 yes, okay, and without this individual my use. You've heard music that

20:44 I've done by myself. Sometimes it's questionable, just background tracks just to get

20:51 some vocals over sure. On this particular project, what I'm really proud of

20:55 is the fact that it's actual musical. There is some musical backbe into it,

21:00 yeah, versus just crap that I'll just pop on more worried about getting

21:07 a whole bunch of recipe songs out than actually worrying about how they actually are

21:11 musically, right, right, Okay, So that's that's why I'm really pumped

21:15 about this. Yeah, yeah project, let's uh oh do you have to

21:18 go? Yeah? All right, I gotta get to work, Jesse Coff.

21:22 You have to hear the pickleball though. That that's I was waiting for

21:25 this, Yes, I was. I was talked. They talked you up

21:27 quite a bit while we were Yes, this is amazing. I'm like,

21:32 I definitely want to hear this because I'm I'm like Matt, I'm not a

21:34 big sports person. But if you can praise it and also make fun of

21:40 it at the same time, yeah, I can. I can appreciate the

21:41 comedic humor. Yeah, that's where That's where we're trying to go here with

21:45 because like I love comedic music. I'm like a big fan of like Bo

21:48 Burnham. You might might know him. He's in kind of realm, so

21:52 like sports, that is needed. Yeah, but hopefully it will get some

21:56 traction if I can find Oh yeah, definitely good. Say if you want

22:00 to inspire me some more, you can do one thing because being a bartender,

22:04 beer tender anywhere, there's always people that ask me like sports stuff,

22:08 play sports everything. They're asking me all these questions thinking I know stats and

22:11 everything, and my only cop out is I tell them my favorite team is

22:15 the Harlem glow Trotters and they usually get upset. You made a song about

22:18 that forever. That's a great idea. Uh, sports songs is getting ready?

22:27 Now we have a song. What was the other one? Pickleball Part

22:30 two Pickleball in a Box. Okay, that's two as writing itself right now,

22:37 there you go. I like this is brilliant. But who's who do

22:42 they play? The Generals played the Washington Generals all the time. Yeah,

22:49 that always loses to them. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, thank you

22:52 guys. All right, Jesse, thank you so much. All right,

22:56 Jesse coffee leaves us. Uh, great job today. And of course if

23:00 you missed it, Jesse was with us in the first hour and played live

23:03 sound amazing. Yeah, yeah, no, he's very talented. I think

23:07 we should play another track. What what should we go with next? Rick?

23:11 Well, much as I hate to leave the pickle ball behind, but

23:17 let's how how's your feelings about like sideline reporters or halftime reports? Can we

23:23 talk about that for a second. When I think of sideline reporters, I

23:26 think of I don't know her name, but the incident years ago, just

23:32 because it made the regular news about when Joe Namath was drunk and was hitting

23:37 aggressively hitting on a sideline reporter. Yes, but should we should we play

23:44 that sideline reporter? All right? Let's uh, let's see, so the

23:48 song might give us an idea of some of your feelings about them. Yes,

23:53 all right, intellectual answer, All right, here it is. This

23:59 is a sign Sideline reporter by the great Ricky Mapleton. Let's check this out

24:12 the place over. Let's go to the sideline reporter, talk to the athletes

24:22 why they try and catch their breath? What would we do without your insight,

24:29 your smile and face and set your bright light? One step away from

24:37 the announcers booth on the state away, and it's back to what would access

24:45 TV sideline fata sideline pata? Set it how with no help? Let's go

24:56 back a five lively PARTA of my gonna say that you don't know side like

25:07 reporter, side live reporter, coach, Do you think you're gonna have a

25:11 different strategy next half side like reporter side live reporters side like reporter, side

25:21 live reporter one step away from the announcers, boom one mistake away, and

25:33 it's back to what would Access TV sideline morta sideline partas how with no help?

25:45 Let's go back at five lively porter, What am I gonna say that

25:52 you don't know sideline reporter from what Joe Namath? What was her name?

26:02 She was like the first female sideline reporter. I don't I don't remember.

26:06 During the Howard Coast Cell days. Oh it was Howard Coast Cell, Don

26:11 Meredith. They were the Monday Night football team. Yeah, with Howard Cosell.

26:19 Monday Night football was huge. Oh yeah, and they had a female

26:22 sideline reporter, the first one that was big news. I don't remember her

26:27 name. She was an actress. Yeah, that was now the the Howard

26:33 Coast Cell that we hear in. That is that AI generated? That is

26:37 myself generated. Oh okay, so that was your Howard Cosell and press.

26:41 That's my how count sell pression. That's nice. That's pretty good. That's

26:45 the only impressure and I can do. Mohammed, I look good today.

26:51 That's good. That's really good. Jonathan F. George and the chat says

26:55 very catchy, very nice, very nice. Thank you. Hey. So

26:57 if you're just joining us, Ricky Mapleton is here with us? And why

27:00 is it so? The album is called Screamo scream O Sports Songs. Now

27:03 why why scream Oh because some listeners might not know what the term screamo means.

27:08 It's just a genre of music that I like to pick on. Yeah,

27:12 it's a great a true scream Oh if you look up scream oh the

27:18 stuff some most of it is very angry, sounds like they need counseling.

27:21 Yeah, they're very it's even set. It's emo. But with screaming,

27:26 it's it's not people in dorm rooms complaining about breakups. It's more people that's

27:30 emo, right, Yes, yeah, was just more aggressive. And I

27:36 really you know, being brought up on Sabbath and Aerosmith and Judas Priest and

27:41 then hearing the newer stuff alter Bridge or I don't even know what's happening now.

27:45 The stuff you were playing is just amazing. Okay, but that genre

27:48 I just love Metallica. Yeah, so I wanted to make jump into that

27:53 genre having on the Ricky Napleton nameplate just called Screamo sports songs. Yeah.

28:00 Yeah, So that's kind of about the concept of how we ran with this.

28:03 Now, do you have a Is there a particular because you said there's

28:07 thirty five songs, so is there a particular sport that is represented more than

28:12 others? Do you have a favorite? I'd like pickleball, soccer, chant

28:15 is really fun. Penalty shot is good. Yeah, penalty shot is probably

28:19 the heaviest of what we got on there. It has a totally different feel

28:23 for some reason. Yeah. Yeah, so a soccer chant is nice.

28:27 Yeah, that's about this. That's the ones I sent you. But you

28:30 can pick and choose. I wouldn't mind here in a quick soccer chant,

28:33 I don't that's I don't have that one. I did separate ones. Did

28:38 you get both? Oh? Maybe not? I sent you two separate messages.

28:42 I think soccer chant came over. She sent them to Oh I found

28:47 I think then I sent it to him after I think, oh, well,

28:51 because I was like, I send it to him too, so that

28:52 I found that two of us. He got four emails. I found it.

28:56 Yeah, that one little I was the little It was in the moment

29:02 getting it done over. That one was in a separate email. Okay,

29:04 yeah, well yeah, okay, so I found it. Let's let's do

29:07 a penalty shot or soccer champ soccer champ. Yeah, let's let's uh,

29:11 we'll play that one next. Very curious here, Oh yes, by all

29:17 means, yes, this is what I did today. I made a red

29:21 card so I could go red card, yellow card. So these cards are

29:27 things that are thrown down in soccer, right when you do something naughty.

29:32 In soccer, they give you a yellow card, which means bad boy,

29:36 or if you get a red card, that means you're out, okay,

29:38 like out of the game, to leave, or I don't know, I

29:41 don't know if you're escorted out of the building, or but it's bad okay,

29:47 right card, you're all done? Yellow card kind of, I don't

29:48 know. It was on the edge, baby, it's okay, don't kick

29:52 that guy in the head anymore. Yellow card, right, you did it

29:56 again? Red card, you're But there's all sorts of different there's all sorts

30:00 of different procedures. I believe that they go through that I don't know anything

30:06 about. But yeah, I understand there's a whole layer of this then and

30:10 the other thing. Okay, but this is what's going to be playing at

30:12 the World Cup. The chant, Oh, I thought you meant the song.

30:19 That's what's on the song. That is what's song. Here's my soccer

30:22 ball. Okay, I'm going to give to my dog after I'm done.

30:26 I'm gonna say that seems like a small that looks more like you know,

30:30 I don't have a big budget. You guys didn't give me a super big

30:32 budget to come there. So I when I went that when I went to

30:36 the store, you can only get the quarterball. These were a dollar twenty

30:40 five versus the five dollar ones. Yeah, we love you guys, but

30:44 I'm not for I got thirty five bucks or stuff here, because that that

30:48 soccer ball looks like we gave him too much money. You already you could

30:52 fit that in a belt. Well that was no, it would not fit

30:53 in the official soccer ball belt. Okay, okay, I'm right for soccer

30:56 chant. All right, here we go. This is soccer chant song.

31:00 Ricky Mapleton Boozo the fool boo boo boo boo boo boo boo bollue slinging on

31:18 the pitch, trample down between my face, spit mostly in the fan.

31:27 It's time for yellow tar soccer song. Booz boo boo boo boo boo boo

31:45 boo polloos. Time for our corner kicks ball mye up in the air,

31:56 shoo heads collide, red car comes out, sign for up corner carts.

32:08 Boo boo boots boo boo boot put lunch holds boom boo boosts. Find it

32:22 up. It's a square up right corner. He shoots at scarum boo boo

32:45 bun lunch holds boo boo boot That was my favorite. I like that,

32:58 Jen. The alcoball never left my hand. I was paying attention. We

33:02 appreciate that, okay. No, no, I'm trying to do it all

33:06 seated. Yes, I'm done a very good job of sitting in your chair.

33:09 I'm very proud of you. Thank you, thank you. I'm trying

33:13 to be good over here. Okay. So I'm trying to be a mencha

33:17 yeah, yeah, I and I apologize on the way in. I did

33:22 get myself a coffee and and the and the guilt part of me said,

33:27 whether I was driving out of it, I should have got those two mensis

33:30 to something that brought it into them. Oh, we become prepared. Okay.

33:32 But I'm just telling you I feel, I feel for you, and

33:35 I appreciate it. How about how about halftime report or penalty shot? Okay,

33:43 penalty shots is by I wanted to play that really wasn't on the list

33:45 to play. I don't know if I sent it over to you or not.

33:47 I don't have that one. Are these all on YouTube? Of course,

33:52 sir, I can find it really quickly. I am curious to hear

33:53 it after you were a penalty shot is good? Sideline reported good. I

33:59 really like all of these so you wrote them all? Well, there are

34:04 some. Do you ever write things you don't like? Yes? Yes,

34:07 no, not like say that could be done better? Okay? You know

34:13 all the ah coffee songs, positive, positive songs, things you shouldn't do.

34:23 The list goes on and on. Some of them. I do the

34:28 A personal mentor of mine, who is big believe I named is I've talked

34:34 about Matt Farley before. Yeah, twenty five thousand songs out, I always

34:38 he's He's the guy that I talked to him once a week and we just

34:42 talk about you know how interesting it is that we're sitting here talking about how

34:45 we're going to put in a sports song or what are we gonna call?

34:50 Is there gonna be coffee songs by Ricky Mapletons to one sugar? Anyways?

34:55 Did you did you find penalty sho? I did? I found it all

34:58 right, So penalty shot. I really appreciate your playing this. I feel

35:04 right in my wheelhouse as far as us down and dirty Bungeie's out. Yeah,

35:12 all right, I hope I built it up now it's gonna not be

35:14 good, but I'm very curious here. All right, you're here for hockey,

35:17 eh hockey town. Here penalty shot, stay down to take a shot,

35:27 hold one up to hit up, stack some down, snatchy down on

35:35 you? You gett yourself penalty shot, penalty shot test you. I'm getting

35:46 crowd. Then you go coming down your penalty shot. Sho, you got

36:06 yourself sh shock. All right, Well, now that one's my favorite.

37:07 Yeah, I thank you for finding that. I really it's it's uh.

37:12 I like the whole feel of that song. Yeah, yeah, no,

37:14 I like that too. What was the other one? Oh, halftime report?

37:17 You mentioned what else? We had to what else? What else?

37:20 Jumps out at you? Let's play that one because we were talking about Okay,

37:22 well, let me get my pad of paper out so I can pretend

37:24 I know I am in the halftime booth. So some of these songs go

37:30 into half time re fourt flag on the field armchair quarterback is very good.

37:35 I hope you have time to pop that in. That's one of my favorites.

37:37 That's what we all are. Oh, that's the first one I listened

37:39 to. Yeah, yeah, I'm scare quarterback. We'll have time. Yeah,

37:42 we'll get we'll get both of those. You know what we'll do just

37:46 to make sure we have time, We'll put we'll play those back to back.

37:51 I'll play a halftime report and then we'll go right to uh armchair quarterback.

37:55 All right, these are both These are both really good. Check these

37:58 out if you're just joining us. We have Ricky Maybelton with us in studio

38:00 here on Matt Connorton unleashed at WM and H ninety five point three f M

38:06 and alright, and Jen Jenny is here of course at the news table.

38:10 I am not accounted for. You're always you always are. She's keeping us

38:15 in line over here. That's right. Crack that whip. Yeah, boy,

38:19 I could have been in I really could have gone trouble. Uh huh.

38:22 See to me, this is a perfect dome for pickleballs flying off the

38:29 side of this You could see it. Well sure if it were empty,

38:31 it didn't have important equipment in it. If it were empty, it'd be

38:36 a perfect room for that. Yeah right, okay, I'll give you a

38:39 what form. All right, let's let's just give this a listen. This

38:45 is a halftime report from raft time report. We all love our halftime report

38:50 report. Here we go. Half time reports, half time report, half

38:57 time reports, half time report, halftime reports, halftime report, halftime reports,

39:04 half time report. There's only one team and they had more points.

39:10 They running to the looker room rule and disjoint the other team. They're not

39:15 in the lead. Someone tell me what they need. Halftime reports, halftime

39:22 reports, halftime reports, halftime reports, halftime reports, halftime reports, halftime

39:30 reports, half time reports. For twelve minutes, we go away. Old

39:35 us in the studio, talk about the play one used to be on my

39:38 favorite team. He took us in the championships and crushed our dreams. He

39:44 couldn't make the final run. Now he's on TV and he's making tati.

39:50 Halftime reports, halftime reports, halftime reports, half time reports, halftime reports,

39:57 halftime reports, halftime reports, half time reports. We watch replays from

40:02 around the league while the plays repair from their foote. Everyone says the same

40:07 thing in different ways. They all wish that they can sail play. Halftime

40:14 reports, halftime report, halftime reports, half time reports, halftime reports,

40:20 halftime report, halftime reports, half time reports. Now we go back to

40:25 the game. After twenty commercials for something Lame City and waiting, Oh,

40:50 never play already he knows they WoT get it away. Problem defense is only

41:04 he had his way. This coach is at time to give their key s.

41:13 The arm tair water back Water. He watches every game, knowing just

41:23 move to play for their losses. He shouts buyer of the losses by never

41:37 set up fights on a deal. Only ever played video games. His user

41:47 name is the armchair waterfat for the ball one, the receiver ball he plays

41:57 to laying that shutter to cross defensive lines. Always made the sounds. Everyone

42:16 chest listens to the arms chest quarterback, armchair quarterback, aren't we all?

42:30 Ricky Mapleton scream sports songs? Ricky Mapleton, very nice. You did not

42:37 say that's my favorite new song, So that did not make the it's not

42:40 the favorite new song. Then hard to top the penalty shots? Thank you?

42:45 Yeah? Okay, okay, okay. I like I like all of

42:46 these, I genuinely do, but it's hard to top the penalty shot.

42:50 Did that really get you? Yeah? Yeah, I think we tuned down

42:52 for that too. It sounded like it. Yeah, you got a little

42:57 more, a little more crunch if you would, are the solos yours?

43:00 No, that is the gentleman that I work with. Okay, he pretty

43:05 much he pretty much did all the producing. Oh really yeah, I played

43:09 some of my some bass work. Yeah, but he was very George Martin.

43:16 Okay for people that there was the Beatles producer, and that's kind of

43:20 what he He's a little type a yeah, which I need desperately in my

43:24 creative endeavor. Something say that horrible dude again is good, just keep things

43:31 moving along. So this is probably like a three four month project, working

43:37 on it probably once a week maybe. Once we got to about twenty twenty

43:40 five songs, we kind of let's just do ten more, let's just go

43:44 right. But the one of the first ones he did was Pickleball, and

43:46 that kind of like inspired us for the whole for the whole project. Yeah,

43:51 yeah, is that is that how you know him from playing pickleball?

43:53 Or No, I've known him for for for a long time. Okay,

43:58 okay quite some time. Are all the vocals you? Yes, you do

44:01 all the vocals? Well, thank you for calling him vocals. I know

44:06 where my pocket is. Yeah that you know, it's understood. Yeah,

44:09 And I know I'm not a great singer, but if I stay in a

44:14 particular no range. I don't think it sounds terrible and gets the point across

44:19 of the fun of the song right right for saying I can't sing. There

44:22 you go? But yeah, what what else? What else do you see

44:28 on it? That's interesting? Well, we'll play one. We have time,

44:30 we can play one more. Okay, we're we are. What about

44:35 a flag on the field? Oh well, okay, I did bring a

44:38 flag, did you. Well it's a it's a washcloth, okay, with

44:45 scrunchy around it. I believe, Okay, that probably counts. I mean

44:49 again, I don't know enough about sports. Oh perfect, come on,

44:52 we'll give this one. Can throw this? No, you cannot throw?

44:59 How about it? I just napped, pretend, pretending like a magic trick,

45:04 like it vanishes from your hand. Okay, there you go, all

45:08 right, flag on the field. It is flag on the field? Stop

45:21 me, jun play What just happened? It wasn't okay. The refs all

45:30 huddled while the fan stops a powder try to figure out what it's all about.

45:43 The coaches scream the sound that plays a song, the play that is

45:51 set. They swagged, they did nothing wrong. The head red walks up

46:00 to announce their faith. Fifty yards for holding a numbery the whole fence chair.

46:13 The awake coach cries, missus a sham fits a whole chest side.

46:22 The next play happens, my cable cuts out cash. You should up pay

46:30 my bills instead of gambeling all fow flying on the field. Stop me jump

46:39 playing, flying on the field, Stop me jump playing? Why go on

46:55 the field? Ricky Mapleton, I get penalized for that. No, it's

47:00 great, it's great. We gotta go, though, we are out of

47:02 time. Where do we find it? Where do we find all that YouTube?

47:08 Spotify YouTube is probably your well. You can go usually to get your

47:14 stuff for free with for Yeah. Yeah, it's under scream Oh sports songs.

47:20 Yes, very good and I think that's connected to the Ricky Mapleton library

47:24 of Galaxy of Stars. Excellent. I want to thank you guys so much

47:29 for having me on. Thank you for coming on, Thank you for coming.

47:31 This was a lot of fun. I love the new stuff, very

47:34 very good. Yeah, please check out Ricky Mapleton, enjoy his music and

47:38 his creative endeavors. And uh play sports and play sports if you want to,

47:44 don't. I don't want to myself. Someday I hope to get you

47:46 on the pickleball court. I would like to see that now. I might

47:52 even pay money to see really well. Some the pickleball courts are now closed

47:58 outside right right, and thank you again, of course, Jesse Coffee coming

48:02 in and playing for us. Outstanding, outstanding, and I'm so proud of

48:07 him. And that was great to hear at our visinal piece. Absolutely very

48:10 cool. And if you missed any part of today's show, it'll be up

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48:37 Ricky Mapleton, thank you again, my friend. Thank you. All right,

48:39 we'll talk to you a little bit later. Bye everybody, bye bye.

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