Field Dispatch
Matt Connarton Unleashed 3-28-26 hour 3
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Speaker 1: All right, here we go, everybody. We have entered our
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Speaker 1: If you are listening live, today is a Saturday, March
Speaker 1: twenty eight, twenty twenty six, and I am not alone.
Speaker 1: So we have a couple of I only here in
Speaker 1: studio with us, one of whom will be very familiar
Speaker 1: to w m n H listeners. Kyle Levy is here. Hello, Kyle,
Speaker 1: why can't I hear you? Oh morning, Good morning? You
Speaker 1: see I'm wondering. Good.
Speaker 2: I know how that works. You can only you can
Speaker 2: only handle your your guests so well you know, and uh,
Speaker 2: you know Peter White messed up on me out on
Speaker 2: Saint Patty's Day. I understand.
Speaker 1: Sure you're used to that. All right, good, yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's you know, in twenty four hours I'll be
Speaker 2: writing that spot where you are and doing the same
Speaker 2: exact thing. So it's a great to be a guest
Speaker 2: here and uh, to be a part of your show.
Speaker 2: I really haven't been here on Saturdays. You we've really
Speaker 2: moved here and been a part of something like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say you made uh you made
Speaker 1: regular appearances when I was on in afternoons at the
Speaker 1: old place, but yeah, since we've been here, Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is your first this is your first time on this,
Speaker 1: your first.
Speaker 2: Time for the for the ten am or nine to
Speaker 2: noon format that you have here. So yeah, it's it's
Speaker 2: kind of nice. I've been amazing what you and Jenny
Speaker 2: have been able to do with thank you making things work.
Speaker 2: And obviously your sleep sleep pattern has changed jurassically too
Speaker 2: with having being here from four to six to now,
Speaker 2: you know, Saturdays from at nine am, after being here
Speaker 2: till eleven o'clock on Friday.
Speaker 1: Nights, it is a long stretch. Yes, yes, and of
Speaker 1: course you also off the Mark Sports. We should plug
Speaker 1: your show.
Speaker 2: Off the Mark Sports. Yes, Sunday morning from ten to noon.
Speaker 2: Another thing that you know from from day one, I
Speaker 2: was Wednesdays from I think it was six to eight.
Speaker 2: I remember it oriationally it was back in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: Weird do you think that, Matt? And now here we
Speaker 2: are you know, we have to adapt and persevere, as
Speaker 2: you say, in the radio industry.
Speaker 1: It will be nine years for me next oh my god,
Speaker 1: next week, party time, nine years, nine years part time,
Speaker 1: w and A.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna guess some radio cake and everything
Speaker 2: like that. We'll figure out what we should do to celebrate.
Speaker 1: I don't know anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, sweets anymore. We going to get to a lot
Speaker 2: of bananas and apples. I don't know, no bananas. It's
Speaker 2: a texture thing. I like banana flavored things, but not
Speaker 2: actual bananas. Cannot e bananas. The text is weird to me.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: This is mind blowing. This is mind blowing.
Speaker 1: And we have justin d flu Mary. All right, well right, well,
Speaker 1: because Kyle Kyle spelled it fanatically for me, d Flew Mary,
Speaker 1: so welcome. This has been coincidentally, today's show has been
Speaker 1: both the first and the second hour guests. I had
Speaker 1: to ask for you know, am I saying this right?
Speaker 1: Because the first hour UH project called Navarrus. I didn't
Speaker 1: know if it was Navarus or Nevaras and then second
Speaker 1: hour uh a K schnock and which is spelled e
Speaker 1: C C s h n A K you know. And
Speaker 1: these are these were both guests that were from other places,
Speaker 1: not locally, so they weren't in studio with me. One
Speaker 1: was on WhatsApp, one was on Microsoft Teams, so I
Speaker 1: wasn't able to ask them before the segment. Hey, by
Speaker 1: the way, how do I say your name? So that
Speaker 1: so the conversation we were able to have about your name,
Speaker 1: I wasn't in mind the others.
Speaker 3: Like Smith compared to that, right right?
Speaker 1: But uh so welcome so justin this is my first
Speaker 1: time meeting you. Yeah, so welcome to the show. Thank you,
Speaker 1: I understand you. Uh would you like to talk about
Speaker 1: how you arrived here today? How you got her?
Speaker 3: I ran a little over ten miles here today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, from Merrimack yep. And and why.
Speaker 4: Uh so training train I have four marathons that off
Speaker 4: of April two within twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Oh good for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so just trying to get the training runs in
Speaker 3: while we have the time.
Speaker 1: No, that makes sense, Yeah, it's good. Good multitasking, right,
Speaker 1: you got to get to a radio appearance, might as
Speaker 1: well get some training and no, that's great, good for you,
Speaker 1: but you're not, as we discussed earlier though, you're not
Speaker 1: running back.
Speaker 3: No, my girlfriend's picking up.
Speaker 1: Yah, thank god, that's good. It's not like it's cold
Speaker 1: out or anything. Yeah, it was freezing run in here freezing.
Speaker 1: Now we've had some we've had some cold weather. So
Speaker 1: why are you guys here? You got a you got
Speaker 1: an event tonight.
Speaker 2: Right tonight, Strange grew upstairs. We Justin and I I've
Speaker 2: been friends for a number of months now, and we
Speaker 2: kind of came up with an idea for smiles for
Speaker 2: twenty six point two miles as Justin gets ready to
Speaker 2: run the Boston Marathon and just a few weeks really,
Speaker 2: and I wanted to benefit the Heather Abbot Foundation with
Speaker 2: a way to raise money. And with the world that
Speaker 2: we're living in these days, it's kind of and laughs
Speaker 2: are needed, and why not benefit to get some some
Speaker 2: you know, let Justin to a little bit explain that
Speaker 2: the Heather Abbot Foundation, since he is the one that's
Speaker 2: putting his body through the punishment to run the twenty
Speaker 2: six point two miles. But yeah, I'll be up there
Speaker 2: doing the smiles for everyone. So this is kind of
Speaker 2: you know, Justin can explain how his love of running
Speaker 2: has come about and how the Heather Abbot Foundation is,
Speaker 2: as you know, so important to his heart.
Speaker 4: Now, Okay, yeah, so I we I had my own
Speaker 4: medical incident.
Speaker 3: I guess we'll call it.
Speaker 4: I was leaking a sereno's spinal fluid from from my
Speaker 4: brain out of my spine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm not a medical professional of any kind, but that
Speaker 1: sounds serious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty serious. But we're all better now.
Speaker 4: I connected through the Heather Abbot Foundation through a work
Speaker 4: partner I do. I own a safety consulting company. We
Speaker 4: third partied in a security contract. And his wife actually
Speaker 4: is on the board of directors for the Heather Abbit Foundation.
Speaker 4: And I got to hear her beautiful story. She was
Speaker 4: actually standing at one of the bombing sites in twenty
Speaker 4: thirteen and she lost her leg, so a life altering
Speaker 4: injury just for trying to enjoy a fun family atmosphere
Speaker 4: at the Boston Marathon, right. And what drew me to
Speaker 4: that organization was that, you know, I got to see
Speaker 4: firsthand running for it two years ago, how they actually
Speaker 4: flew amputees in and you got to see where all
Speaker 4: your charitable donations went. So they flew into people that
Speaker 4: were recipients of what the organization did and it was
Speaker 4: a lot of fun but also very moving to hear,
Speaker 4: like how they were victims of like a car accident
Speaker 4: one was and then just like you know, an action
Speaker 4: and they had to lose their leg and essentially that's
Speaker 4: life changing.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: But then the money that we race tonight will actually help,
Speaker 4: uh you know somebody who's going through that.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, wow, No, that's amazing. So now you're so
Speaker 1: your medical situation that you had for I mean, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that that does sound No, in all seriousness,
Speaker 1: that sounds very that sounds pretty pretty rough.
Speaker 4: It wasn't fun, yeah, but you know it's it's how
Speaker 4: I met Kyle and how I met a lot of people.
Speaker 3: So to be honest, what.
Speaker 1: Do you mean, Sky, you met Kyle? It was his fault. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did it.
Speaker 3: Man, I forgave him.
Speaker 2: This is why I gotta smile some more here, guys today.
Speaker 2: This is a big deal here to be the cause
Speaker 2: of Justin's issues.
Speaker 1: But should should I leave the room?
Speaker 3: Life is about forgiveness.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid it's gonna happen to me. Now, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: Fault touched on those buttons. I already already try to
Speaker 2: turn off my mic once.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be leaking things from from other things.
Speaker 1: And it's like, what watch out sounds horrible.
Speaker 2: Five point three. This curse is real.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it was terrible. So what was like? What like,
Speaker 1: how did you know what was happening to you?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: What were there? Yeah, like I'm curious about symptoms and stuff, so.
Speaker 4: I'll give you the real cliff notes. But yeah, I
Speaker 4: was a former mm A fighter. I was a boxer
Speaker 4: and oh wow, and I just came off winning the
Speaker 4: Open Martial Arts Championship in New York.
Speaker 2: Do you see that justin he's scared, he's backing up
Speaker 2: for you. Yeah, yeah, I am, He's already was like, oh,
Speaker 2: very very very uh comforting to see that.
Speaker 4: And I started getting headaches and basically, you know, long
Speaker 4: story short it was, they found out it was connected
Speaker 4: to an inner ear issue that was causing the headaches.
Speaker 4: But they did a lumbar puncture and the lady who
Speaker 4: did it, like was not trained to do it.
Speaker 3: She was an e R doctor.
Speaker 4: I remember, like she's like lean forward and she couldn't
Speaker 4: she even said out lot, She's like, I can't get
Speaker 4: the needle in the right place, and then just kind
Speaker 4: of did it.
Speaker 1: That's not something you ever want to hear.
Speaker 4: And you know, I was twenty seven at the time,
Speaker 4: so I'm like just trusting the process, right. And then
Speaker 4: long story short for from twenty seventeen to twenty nineteen was.
Speaker 3: Really awful and painful.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: And then twenty twenty one is kind of when I
Speaker 4: got my life back. So I started doing these crazy
Speaker 4: endurance things and I ran from Canada to Massachusetts in
Speaker 4: the summer.
Speaker 1: Really, Kyle was the.
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh New Hampshire to Nashua, New Hampshire.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 3: And Kyle was the filmmaker.
Speaker 5: There was that.
Speaker 2: The finish line, which was a mess in itself. While
Speaker 2: like just keeps telling us his part of the story,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 4: Kyle bless us hot. His personality was awesome. I was
Speaker 4: just like, you know, Kyle's good with the one line
Speaker 4: is the right. When I seeing him, He's like, come on,
Speaker 4: there's a car.
Speaker 3: Out, you're walking, I was like, I can barely freaking run.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Because every time we saw him he was just
Speaker 4: so motivational. It was really inspiration to see him and
Speaker 4: then you know, we just formed a friendship invite. He
Speaker 4: joined our run club. And then his personality is awesome.
Speaker 4: He's so good with my daughter. He had me on
Speaker 4: his show a couple of times. And yeah, he's genuinely
Speaker 4: a nice guy. And for him to go I wanted
Speaker 4: for him to go above and beyond. So this all
Speaker 4: came about he's being modest, but you know, I uh,
Speaker 4: I was snowboarding one day and I was like really
Speaker 4: bummed and he had to return a suit coat, which
Speaker 4: was really he looked really good and yeah, and uh
Speaker 4: and I was just like, hey, man, like I'm nervous
Speaker 4: about fundraising for this event.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: You know, we had a local ski mountain back out.
Speaker 4: They agreed to do a race and then they backed out.
Speaker 3: I don't know why. And you know, I was like,
Speaker 3: do you think we could do a comedy show?
Speaker 4: And Kyle's like yes, and he literally has been like
Speaker 4: behind the scenes planning it.
Speaker 3: He sold the.
Speaker 2: Most tickets out of all of us this morning.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to give him. You know, he's just
Speaker 3: the type of guy he is.
Speaker 4: That's why I wanted to sit next to him and
Speaker 4: have him fix my medical issue with my.
Speaker 3: Heath, even though he caused it, right.
Speaker 2: So my side of the story is I'm angry that
Speaker 2: this man next to me has to run so fast
Speaker 2: from Pittsburgh to Nashua that now I have to get
Speaker 2: my butt out of bed and go to the finish
Speaker 2: line at like nine in the morning, which is not
Speaker 2: really my thing. I didn't get to do my show.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, I'm a lake guy. It could have been worse.
Speaker 1: It could have been eight forty five. What would you do?
Speaker 2: Then I have to get up at seven thirty, get
Speaker 2: this stuff go down, make sure the batters are charged,
Speaker 2: to get to the finish line to find this guy
Speaker 2: who's been sweating grosser for five days running from Pittsburgh
Speaker 2: to Nashua. I'm complaining, I know whatever. But so I
Speaker 2: get to the finish line area and the finish line
Speaker 2: is at the Pheasant Lane Mall in Nashua.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, So.
Speaker 2: I'm there and I get my camera out and I'm
Speaker 2: kind of like, I don't know where he is, and
Speaker 2: the Peasant Lane Mall security set comes over. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you can't be here, like really just absolute jerk faces,
Speaker 2: and we're basically like, yeah, you can't be here. So
Speaker 2: now I'm ticked off.
Speaker 1: When he says you can't be here? Does he mean
Speaker 1: you can't be on the mall property doing correct?
Speaker 2: So now I'm like, well, forget this. I don't know,
Speaker 2: like I need to find this guy. So then now
Speaker 2: I have to go backtrack and figure out where Justin
Speaker 2: is running from. And I have no clue what I'm
Speaker 2: looking for. It's the one person, Like, there's one person
Speaker 2: that ran past me. I'm like, is that Him's? And
Speaker 2: I'm like looking at every single runner, I'm like, that's
Speaker 2: And then finally I see this man come up with
Speaker 2: poles and there's a car behind him with their emergency.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, that's it. So now I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: well a person running by you, you only only have like
Speaker 2: twenty seconds. You know. He's running pretty good, So now
Speaker 2: I have to go have a run past, then go
Speaker 2: find another spot and have a run past again. So
Speaker 2: I have to get some different shots of him, like
Speaker 2: Baywatch slow motion dif from the house, like I have
Speaker 2: to get him going by looking good. But also kind
Speaker 2: of worked out for him because now he's like, well crap,
Speaker 2: I can't just look like I'm walking. I'd have to
Speaker 2: actually run. So it just kind of worked out. So
Speaker 2: I get a text or phone call from one of
Speaker 2: his friends like, hey, we got a good finish spot,
Speaker 2: now you can come back. So I get to the
Speaker 2: finish spot. No one tells me that there's a finish line.
Speaker 2: No one tells me this justin I'm.
Speaker 1: Filming that there's an actual.
Speaker 2: There's an actual finish line in he's a running about.
Speaker 2: No one tells me this that I should be behind
Speaker 2: the finish line. So I'm just like watching him, like,
Speaker 2: oh he's so happy. Look at people are running with him,
Speaker 2: and he runs past me. Again, I'm like, where's he
Speaker 2: going the fit? Oh no, And so I missed. Like
Speaker 2: if you look at the footage, I didn't really get
Speaker 2: a good shot someone who was in my way of
Speaker 2: you crossing the finish line. So I all this work
Speaker 2: of getting up to get this guy, and uh, I
Speaker 2: didn't even get the right shot. But you know, he
Speaker 2: was immediately consoled and well, the pizza madman that I
Speaker 2: call him, I was able to consume some pizza, and
Speaker 2: you know that's that's that's the day we met, Matt.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the day you met.
Speaker 2: That's the day we met. Yeah, this is me just
Speaker 2: yelling at him saying and it also it was.
Speaker 1: There, it was really humid.
Speaker 2: You know, he wants to be standing outside watching this
Speaker 2: man running past you that doesn't look like David house Off.
Speaker 1: Getting hassled by mall security.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Wait, so where was the finish So the finish line
Speaker 1: was not on No, we had to move.
Speaker 2: Into a truck trucker area in the parking lot, so.
Speaker 3: It had to be.
Speaker 4: So everyone who did it before, we were trying to
Speaker 4: break the record. Everyone who did it before finished at
Speaker 4: the Peasant Lane mob So oh yeah, so we were
Speaker 4: trying to get the record.
Speaker 3: So we got it in four and a half days.
Speaker 4: And what happened was, I guess I got the backstory
Speaker 4: from like a bunch of people that were talking to
Speaker 4: him because Kyle obviously was trying to like find us
Speaker 4: is that like they were I don't know they were
Speaker 4: nervous about like see, I don't know why they were nervous.
Speaker 4: But anyways, everyone always but we actually knew that going in.
Speaker 4: So Dave Salvias, who uh did it in eight days,
Speaker 4: he even told me He's like, yeah, they kicked us
Speaker 4: off mall property last time, but you want to finish
Speaker 4: at the mall property because it's in Tingsboro. So half
Speaker 4: of that where we finished was legally in Massachusetts.
Speaker 3: So Canada.
Speaker 4: We actually started in Canada through mass and ran through
Speaker 4: the whole state.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, Yeah, north to south Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But it was funny because when I when I did
Speaker 4: meet Kyle, we were like, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, how many mall entrances are they?
Speaker 1: That was like that it was a lot. Really.
Speaker 2: I felt so bad because I'm like, oh, oh, we
Speaker 2: didn't go down that one. Now I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: scary to see, Like the Peasleyan Mall is a little
Speaker 2: different here and you I'm looking for the Revoke casino
Speaker 2: and now they're revocasino. Was like, Nope, can't be on
Speaker 2: our property. I'm like, this stupid Or where's this guy
Speaker 2: running to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And mind you, I didn't even met him yet. I'm
Speaker 2: just like, right, this guy, I gotta get the shot
Speaker 2: of him crossing the finish line. Where's the finish line?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh wow, jezu, that's nuts.
Speaker 3: Okay, we have comedy right now?
Speaker 1: You do you do?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: So how long did it take to run that? Total?
Speaker 3: Four days, four hours and forty six minutes.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, is the least you're thinking, no, want to like
Speaker 3: to run.
Speaker 2: He likes to run. That's how it starts.
Speaker 1: I do like to run, but no, that's uh no.
Speaker 1: So so over the course of so obviously you're not
Speaker 1: running the entire time you.
Speaker 4: Walk run you power we call the power hiking in
Speaker 4: ultra world. That's why we have the poles.
Speaker 1: Oh the polls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I probably slept for six hours in the four days.
Speaker 4: In fact, I actually let my crui sleep because we
Speaker 4: had I was blessed with the friendship.
Speaker 3: We had four people follow us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like so one car of two people would
Speaker 4: go ahead and set up like at every ten miles,
Speaker 4: like you know, food and stuff, and then the guy
Speaker 4: would always stay behind me in case, like one safety
Speaker 4: reasons I blocking traffic, but to like just like also
Speaker 4: like in case I need like you know, anything quick,
Speaker 4: like you know, loube or anything. And so basically what
Speaker 4: happened was, you know, I wanted them to sleep because
Speaker 4: they're driving, they're everything.
Speaker 3: So I honestly, if I had like the supplies, I
Speaker 3: would have liked to keep going.
Speaker 4: And I think we could have done it in three
Speaker 4: But like I remember standing over like a creep one
Speaker 4: of my crew members, and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 4: sleep and I can't wake them up because you know,
Speaker 4: we only we went to bed at like eleven. We
Speaker 4: got a hotel room one night, and then I was
Speaker 4: up at two the day of the White Mountains and I.
Speaker 3: Was like ready to go. I'm like come on. And
Speaker 3: then then the next day, same thing. You know, you
Speaker 3: can't sleep whenever.
Speaker 4: M R was covering it every day like everyone's texting you,
Speaker 4: So I just really wanted to give them some time
Speaker 4: to sleep. But yeah, I was four days four, I
Speaker 4: was in forty six minutes FKT.
Speaker 1: Do you think it would have been physically possible to
Speaker 1: just do it without sleep, just do it in three
Speaker 1: without sleep?
Speaker 4: No, No, I think you need at least like a nap,
Speaker 4: you know, like even some of the most professional, pristine
Speaker 4: ultrarunners in the world, like when they do moeb two
Speaker 4: forty or the Arizona three hundred, they'll take a nap for.
Speaker 3: Like an hour on the side.
Speaker 4: But we did hallucinate it out there, which was pretty
Speaker 4: cool and really seeing that side of like the ultra
Speaker 4: running world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is that common.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we did like a thirty hour straight stretch and
Speaker 4: then that's when like it was kind of like, hey,
Speaker 4: we need to get some sleep. And yeah, it was
Speaker 4: like I actually just you know, put it on my Facebook.
Speaker 4: There was one I couldn't walk a straight line, so
Speaker 4: they had actually give me the poles, not to like
Speaker 4: take pressure off my leggs, just kind of so I
Speaker 4: could stand up and keep going straight.
Speaker 2: Oh I might not be able to walk a straight
Speaker 2: line tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my, oh myne So and then so how
Speaker 1: does it work as far as eating? Like what what
Speaker 1: do you eat while you're doing this? And do you
Speaker 1: stop to eat or do you eat while you're running
Speaker 1: or I ate?
Speaker 3: Well, I uh, it depends sometimes like you do.
Speaker 4: Like so if you're taking like an hour break, like
Speaker 4: they put a chair down for me, like a beach chair,
Speaker 4: and they just like would give us a slice of
Speaker 4: pizza or like bagels or something like anything calorie related.
Speaker 1: And then like.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I would take this is pizza out the window
Speaker 4: and I'd walk like just to keep going. So I
Speaker 4: don't care if it's a fifteen minute mile. At least
Speaker 4: I got a mile in, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So I'm eating and consuming at the same time.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, interesting and plenty of water.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I actually was dehydrated the third day around mile thirty four.
Speaker 4: But then and I knew it too, like I could
Speaker 4: feel it and then so we were trying. It was
Speaker 4: just it was ninety plus degrees that day.
Speaker 3: How was the day?
Speaker 4: We started at two in the morning, okay, And so
Speaker 4: I actually finished with forty seven and then actually ran
Speaker 4: to Urgent Care and I got two IV bags and really, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think it running to the wm M and H studios
Speaker 2: as exciting. He too, Urgent Care.
Speaker 4: Wow, And then they kind of thought I was. I
Speaker 4: thought they were gonna call somebody. They they give us
Speaker 4: an IV bag and I was like, well, I'm at
Speaker 4: forty seven. Can I go out and walk the rest
Speaker 4: and have someone hold it. I get to fifty and
Speaker 4: the lady like was like mortified, and I was like damn.
Speaker 4: So she's like, no, I want you to come back
Speaker 4: like you you start your run tomorrow. So that's when
Speaker 4: we actually got the most sleep, Like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Was gotcha, Wow, that's incredible.
Speaker 2: How many IVY bags?
Speaker 3: Again, you too, And that's some special drink. I don't
Speaker 3: know what it was.
Speaker 2: I mean, we need to find that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's what needs.
Speaker 2: To break your record? It's a special drink.
Speaker 1: Well, so is that is that the longest run you've done?
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, Vermont was like seven miles or eight miles less.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's online. Yeah, so not only has it done
Speaker 2: New Hampshire, he's done Vermont and Rhode Island as well,
Speaker 2: top to bottom.
Speaker 1: Really okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wanted to do Maine this year, but actually
Speaker 4: so I went in business. We had a client sign
Speaker 4: on to us. Yeah, and it was an eleven days stretch.
Speaker 4: We actually had the crew for it too. But yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, I gotta make money on a single parents, right, right,
Speaker 4: I really want to do Maine.
Speaker 1: How long did it take to do Rhode Island? Hours?
Speaker 3: So it's sixty three hours?
Speaker 4: Yeah, sixty three miles.
Speaker 3: Sixty three hours? No, it was sixty three point two
Speaker 3: one myles.
Speaker 4: You actually end at the lighthouse and then there's the ocean,
Speaker 4: but you have to run by Taylor Swift House.
Speaker 3: So that's where it gets interesting. I was telling Kyle Is, like.
Speaker 4: I dressed to ask Taylor Swift because we always dress
Speaker 4: up on these things. Oh really yeah, So like Vermont,
Speaker 4: I dressed up as Forrest Gump.
Speaker 3: New Hampshire. You know, we dressed up as a male model,
Speaker 3: didn't have to dress up.
Speaker 4: And then what happened was Taylor Swift has a ton
Speaker 4: of security. Yeah, and I didn't think about it, but
Speaker 4: it was like eleven thirty and we're driving by blasting
Speaker 4: it on the bluetooth. Aaron's running with me behind me, right,
Speaker 4: she's my girlfriend, and then I have the wig on
Speaker 4: a Gemstone microphone tails and I'm like, they're gonna come
Speaker 4: out and shoot us. They're gonna think like we're stalking
Speaker 4: fan and I have no clue what we're doing.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, that's funny. Obviously you were not shot.
Speaker 3: No, thanks God.
Speaker 1: What what is like the wildest thing that's happened on
Speaker 1: one of these runs? Like, is there is there anything
Speaker 1: like really crazy or or where you did feel like
Speaker 1: you might be in some danger? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Vermont really yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Vermont was uh, basically, there's just it was this really
Speaker 4: sketchy in it was the only place to open because Vermont,
Speaker 4: like when you're up there in Vermont, you can't like's
Speaker 4: not it's not like down here with this like double
Speaker 4: Tree right there, right, you know, hotel motels.
Speaker 2: Lay, Yeah, you're in the woods, it was the fields.
Speaker 4: Honestly, Vermont was eight miles shorter. But what we went
Speaker 4: throughout in Vermont was like way worse than New Hampshire.
Speaker 3: Really, oh my god. But uh so it was it
Speaker 3: was just as hot.
Speaker 4: They were black tarring for like a twenty mile stretch,
Speaker 4: so you got to think it's eighty five degrees, but
Speaker 4: like for like twenty miles that.
Speaker 3: I thought it was over one hundred.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: So one of my friends, Teresa, is a nurse. She
Speaker 4: actually had to give me IVS in the car. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you brought and we learned from New Hampshire. But uh,
Speaker 4: I would say, just we went into this wrong place.
Speaker 2: She might I want on stage, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I don't know.
Speaker 4: Just basically we walked into the wrong hotel and the
Speaker 4: owner and his buddy were doing they were intoxicated and
Speaker 4: you know, they were just really weird and we ended
Speaker 4: up leaving.
Speaker 1: Oh really, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: And then in New Hampshire we went to Plymouth. There
Speaker 4: was a place right next to Plymouth Police Department and
Speaker 4: they actually it's a picture of it online and I
Speaker 4: actually talked about it on.
Speaker 3: Kyle's Off the Mark Show a little plugfully.
Speaker 4: But and then take the bottom they had to take
Speaker 4: the bottoms of my feet because they were so bruised.
Speaker 4: And and then these people next door like they own
Speaker 4: some institution I don't know, and they thought we were
Speaker 4: disguising to break people out.
Speaker 1: Oh really, and they were like I.
Speaker 4: Can't you know, I know we're live, so I'll censor myself.
Speaker 4: There were very very distraught and saying things to us
Speaker 4: like and we're just sitting there trying to eat, and
Speaker 4: we're like, why are they so angry?
Speaker 3: And like they kicked us out. The police came. The
Speaker 3: police were like, oh, we saw you guys on WMR.
Speaker 3: We know what you're doing.
Speaker 4: Like it was really chaotic. That was the craziest things
Speaker 4: that happened.
Speaker 1: That's wild. Yeah, any encounters with like wild animals or
Speaker 1: anything while you're running.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had two bear two bear sightings, so this
Speaker 4: was actually smart. We had the car like go on
Speaker 4: the left and then like I had to creep below on.
Speaker 3: The side of it.
Speaker 4: This was in Tilton, Okay, and yeah, and then in
Speaker 4: Pittsburgh we had a bear sighting as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, so those are.
Speaker 4: Actually pretty nervous because like that one was actually I
Speaker 4: took a picture of it, put on my Facebook. One
Speaker 4: was actually a family for and it must have been
Speaker 4: the mother bear was on like hind legs and like
Speaker 4: probably from like here to you know, like fifteen feet away.
Speaker 3: I was actually pretty nervous.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, cheers. That's intense. So then what's
Speaker 1: the recovery like after you do one of these?
Speaker 3: Pretty intense?
Speaker 4: So like you really do, like like for New Hampshire,
Speaker 4: I was just falling asleep at any any given moment,
Speaker 4: like mid sentence really, but then like you know, you
Speaker 4: consume a lot of calories.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're walk in weird for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can imagine. Yeah, if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: we have Justin de flumeriy Am I still saying it right?
Speaker 3: You got it?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm looking at the Yeah. And of course Kyle
Speaker 1: Hevey from Off the Mark Sports.
Speaker 2: So I feel like I feel wrong that my name
Speaker 2: is so easy compared to you Justin.
Speaker 1: You do you have an easy name?
Speaker 2: I mean, if you really hyphen, it's just he and
Speaker 2: then dash the letter V. That's all it is.
Speaker 3: This is why he's the main event tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess the stories that I'm gonna be telling about
Speaker 2: various people I've knocked out, and you know, basically lately
Speaker 2: I've been enjoying some some downtime. There's no sports for
Speaker 2: me to be filming or commentating, so it's been kind
Speaker 2: of nice that this is coming up on. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm filming figure skating today at one o'clock, big big
Speaker 2: day for me here to you guys. But it was
Speaker 2: just a matter of you know, being able to roast
Speaker 2: justin here today. It's always a fun to be able
Speaker 2: to roast your friends on stage and supporting a good cause.
Speaker 2: And then also we'll talk about how really growing up, Matt,
Speaker 2: You're you're a little bit older, but you still understand.
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of comedians where the reality
Speaker 2: TV got very famous by making fun of their parents.
Speaker 2: Look at bammar Jero, like at Tom Green. So I
Speaker 2: thought about how my parents raised me to be who
Speaker 2: I am, and as great as the job they did,
Speaker 2: they also failed in some ways. So sure I asked
Speaker 2: them permission to be able to write a song about them.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna actually be playing a music. I've learned
Speaker 2: some guitar chords and figured out how to write a song,
Speaker 2: and I wrote a very emotional, fun ballad about the
Speaker 2: ways that my parents raised me wrong. So that'll be
Speaker 2: the grand finale for tonight's show.
Speaker 1: So I gotta go back to something you said. You
Speaker 1: said stories about people you've knocked out? Oh, yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you what are you talking about? I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: give away my set. You got to show up tonight, Matt.
Speaker 1: Stories about people you've knocked out, celebrities, celebrities you've knocked out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, think it caused my spinal league.
Speaker 1: I know, right, like knocked out, like assaulted. What are
Speaker 1: we talking about?
Speaker 2: I'll give you the story here, all right. The New
Speaker 2: England Patriots playing the Pittsburgh Steelers for a chance to
Speaker 2: go to the super Bowl Giles Stadium. I'm there able
Speaker 2: to what witness the game? A huge game. The Patriots win,
Speaker 2: They're on their way to the super Bowl, which means
Speaker 2: I'm excited because I have credentials to go to the
Speaker 2: super Bowl.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: We got to call it, though, Matt, Oh, they might
Speaker 2: have to this story here.
Speaker 1: See who's on?
Speaker 2: See what this is all?
Speaker 1: I see who's online? We don't usually I call since
Speaker 1: we're on Saturday now, But Hi, welcome to Matt Conderton Unleashed.
Speaker 3: Do is this.
Speaker 5: Yes? Hello? Matt. So, this is Jane Simmons of Kiss.
Speaker 1: Oh, Gene Simmons of Kiss. You hardly ever call anymore.
Speaker 1: It's wonderful to hear from you, my favorite band.
Speaker 5: I'm your biggest spin as your love.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and I'm yours.
Speaker 5: Yes, I wanted to call and share my story with
Speaker 5: you about when Kyle knocked me out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, Jean, I thank you for being able to tell
Speaker 2: this story better. As you know, it's it's only one
Speaker 2: sided for me. But to have the great Gene Simmons
Speaker 2: be able to tell his side, it's really it means
Speaker 2: a lot to me right now, Gene, I'm fascinated.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear this.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, gentlemen, It's Gene Simmons of Kiss.
Speaker 1: Gene Simmons of Kiss.
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel again.
Speaker 5: It was my third farewell tom. We were on our
Speaker 5: third farewell tour, yes, about forty years ago, and Kyle
Speaker 5: came in saying he was pressed right, and I told
Speaker 5: him I didn't like his face right, and he knocked
Speaker 5: me out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I had an.
Speaker 5: As he took all my backstage passes and he handed
Speaker 5: them out. Well, his athletic jock fronts.
Speaker 2: This is why we traine for marathons. We can run
Speaker 2: away from Jeene Simmons of Kiss.
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, that's terrible. Well I'm sorry to hear that,
Speaker 1: Gene Simmons, No Kiss.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't advocate bullying Matt, but I deserved this.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, how did he knock you out? Did
Speaker 1: he punch you? Did he hit you with a like
Speaker 1: you know, the thing you breathed fire with, or I
Speaker 1: don't know how did he knock you out?
Speaker 5: The man punched me right in the throat. He had
Speaker 5: white makeup all over his knuckles.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's terrible.
Speaker 5: That's how the police captured him. They knew who it was.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. Wow, right in the throat.
Speaker 5: And I admire Kyle for his bravery and punching out
Speaker 5: Jean Simmons of Kiss. So for the next fifteen minute style,
Speaker 5: if you've got to Kiss online dot com, we'll give
Speaker 5: you fifteen percent of anything you want.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I'll even sign this. Get a lunchbox.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. Wait, are you saying this is a sale
Speaker 1: for everybody? Or are you saying this is a sale
Speaker 1: for Kyle?
Speaker 5: No, just just for Kyle.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, Kyle, when you get there.
Speaker 5: Just type in keyword I knocked out. Gene Simmons of Kiss.
Speaker 2: Oh Kiss, is kiss all capitalized? I gotta make sure
Speaker 2: the capitalization.
Speaker 5: You're down to thirteen minutes.
Speaker 1: No, oh, but fifteen percent off of anything? That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 5: Anything anything from our coffee monks to our kiss coffin.
Speaker 5: Not and you have the kiss coffin.
Speaker 1: I do. Of course. I can't wait to die, so
Speaker 1: I can't spend eternity in it.
Speaker 5: Yes, Matt has that on layaway.
Speaker 1: I do. Yes, well, so hopefully, hopefully I don't die
Speaker 1: too soon.
Speaker 5: Yes, well, Matt, I have to go. I pulled over
Speaker 5: to call, and I'm actually double park right now in
Speaker 5: a homeless person's head, so I have to go again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Geene Simmons, oh.
Speaker 2: Jean sim Kiss just hanging up.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm glad they that story got out there.
Speaker 1: You know, that's really important. Touched to right in the throat.
Speaker 2: Just he was so much taller than I expected.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was probably had his boots on.
Speaker 2: He had his boots on, and it was just, uh,
Speaker 2: those the shoulder pads are scary looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: I definitely had to escape as quickly as I could.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, for my life. Yes, and success. Well, it's remarkable.
Speaker 2: You should have been there.
Speaker 4: I'm taking all this in right now.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. You didn't know this about him, did you?
Speaker 1: I didn't know this about him. It was that's amazing,
Speaker 1: all right. So back to the fault.
Speaker 2: You know, if you can get away with it, it's
Speaker 2: not assault. I don't know the look in his eyes.
Speaker 2: When I rang the doorbell this morning, I thought we
Speaker 2: were you know, really, I was like, what do you
Speaker 2: do about?
Speaker 3: He was going back to the kiss tape. He started
Speaker 3: grabbing me by the shirt and.
Speaker 1: Said Jean, and I said, what's going on? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I could have been calamitous. All right,
Speaker 1: So getting back to.
Speaker 2: The super Bowl, So yes, jell Stadio. Yes, it is
Speaker 2: January twenty eighth, twenty sixteen, and I'm on the field
Speaker 2: and the Patriots have now won, and I'm getting to
Speaker 2: go to the Super Bowl. I'm so pumped. All around,
Speaker 2: Confetti's flying through the air, smiling faces. I'm on the field,
Speaker 2: I'm doing all sorts of interviews, I'm doing all these
Speaker 2: little things, and I see Patriots special team captain Matthew
Speaker 2: Slater from across the field, and I'm thinking, Okay, he
Speaker 2: gives great interviews. I need to go get him. So
Speaker 2: I still got some good speed marathon finisher, a five
Speaker 2: K runner, I do all the little things of running
Speaker 2: pretty fast, and I start bolting across the field to
Speaker 2: get to Matthew Slater, and I all of a sudden
Speaker 2: feel a thud and see this person on the ground. Okay,
Speaker 2: I've now assaulted this person and they have gray hair.
Speaker 2: Oh no, And I feel so bad right now. My
Speaker 2: my ego has has has fallen incredibly, And I realized
Speaker 2: I should probably make sure that this person is okay
Speaker 2: before doing my job and getting this interview. And I
Speaker 2: looked down and I realized, Okay, they're getting up and
Speaker 2: they have gray hair. I'm gonna look them. And I
Speaker 2: look them in the face and I realized it's bon Jovi. No,
Speaker 2: I just knocked John bon four hundred million dollar musician.
Speaker 2: I just assaulted and knocked to the ground. Wow, yes,
Speaker 2: Jean Simmons, take that.
Speaker 1: All right? Then what happened?
Speaker 2: I realized he's a good looking man, that's a straight man.
Speaker 2: He's got great eyes, he's got a big smile, and
Speaker 2: I made sure he is okay, and then I went
Speaker 2: and did my interview with mister Matthew Slater.
Speaker 1: Well, all right, you made sure he was okay, but
Speaker 1: what was his reaction was smile?
Speaker 2: Oh really, it was all good for me. I was like,
Speaker 2: he seems like a legitimately nice guy. I never met him,
Speaker 2: but I wanted to hang out with John instead of Matthew's. Wow,
Speaker 2: I want to see what JBJ was doing after the show.
Speaker 2: But I also didn't know matt if I was wanted
Speaker 2: dead or alive or living on a prayer at that
Speaker 2: moment in time, because you know, that guy has got
Speaker 2: some money in his pocket, and uh, well I don't, right,
Speaker 2: but it's okay. So everything's okay between John and I. Okay,
Speaker 2: looking forward to him being at the show tonight as well.
Speaker 2: You know, I made sure I sent a personal invite
Speaker 2: to uh to John bon Jovi, sincerely, the guy that
Speaker 2: knocked you over at JEL Stadium, and uh, we'll see,
Speaker 2: we'll see if he can he makes it tonight or not.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know this, but you know,
Speaker 1: these synchronicities happen in life, and uh, bon Jovi at
Speaker 1: their first US tour was opening for Kiss. So it's
Speaker 1: all it all ties together the universe, the way it works,
Speaker 1: it's incredible.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just trying to lick it up.
Speaker 4: Maybe bon bon Jovi was purposely trying to crypt trip
Speaker 4: Kyle for the payback of Geene Simmons.
Speaker 2: Maybe they could be in cahoots doing the little things
Speaker 2: in life to try to bring the world a better place. Here,
Speaker 2: Matt here on Matt Content unleashed.
Speaker 1: Well said, so, so have you have you knocked out
Speaker 1: any other celebrities?
Speaker 5: D m X?
Speaker 1: All right, I have to hear this, d m X DMX.
Speaker 1: I know he spent time in New Hampshire.
Speaker 2: He did spend time in New hamp in New Hampshire.
Speaker 2: It did not, It did not. So I'm mad. I'm
Speaker 2: I'm a worldwide. I'm worldwide. I've been to Sweden, Australia
Speaker 2: because of you.
Speaker 1: Is he? I plead the fifth did you kill d MX?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 2: I just know that bachelor party, Atlantic City. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: wearing a Burger King crown into the the Strip club
Speaker 2: and uh, the hottest stripper of my life. I thought
Speaker 2: that I was the groom because I was wearing burd
Speaker 2: Grane crown. I was not. So I got taken to
Speaker 2: the special room and uh, you know, I recognized the
Speaker 2: tattoo lyrics on her back. So I mainly realized that
Speaker 2: her and I have something in a common. We both
Speaker 2: like music together.
Speaker 1: Yea connection.
Speaker 2: Connection. When it's a connection, you know it's good. Have
Speaker 2: you had an instant connection with a stripper lately?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Never? No, I know.
Speaker 2: I invited her to that wedding and everything she did not.
Speaker 2: She ghosted me. She ghosted me, Matt ghosts. I'm still
Speaker 2: not over it. But so Callie and I we'll just
Speaker 2: call her Cali uh real name Nicole, and she uh,
Speaker 2: she was giving me the love. I was ready to
Speaker 2: propose to her at that moment in time. And next thing,
Speaker 2: you know, big Zeus was saying, you know, Callie, we
Speaker 2: need you in the other room.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, big Zeus.
Speaker 2: Big Zeus. That was that was her second personal Could
Speaker 2: big Zeus could be working for Taylor Swift?
Speaker 3: Now, oh god for he was not.
Speaker 2: He was scary man. So He's like, Callie, we need
Speaker 2: you in the other room. And I'm like, there's no way,
Speaker 2: there's no way this guy has taking my wife, my
Speaker 2: future wife away from me. So then I had to
Speaker 2: go into the other room and and I next thing,
Speaker 2: you know, I see this man eating chicken wings at
Speaker 2: the strip club and I'm I'm now I'm upset. I'm like,
Speaker 2: this guy cannot be taken my girl eating chicken wings.
Speaker 2: And so I got a little closer and go a
Speaker 2: little corner, and I realized it was Earl Simmons aka DMX.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So yes, I I sat down with him as Cali,
Speaker 2: my my wife was, you know, giving him some love.
Speaker 2: And and then yes, as I got up, I was
Speaker 2: accidentally kind of gott in the way and and hit
Speaker 2: TMX in the head. So whether it be brain hamorrhaging
Speaker 2: or you know, however he died, I'll always have that
Speaker 2: night with DMX.
Speaker 1: So you hit him in the head, Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: my elbow, Oh okay? Yeah? And how did he respond
Speaker 1: to the city bark at you? Or what I said?
Speaker 2: What you really want?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: And how did you respond?
Speaker 2: I was like, ride or die, That's how I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Sure he appreciated that.
Speaker 2: I definitely Earl Simmons, bon Jovie Geene Simmons justin d flamery,
Speaker 2: watch out tonight, buddy, Wow, watch out you think that
Speaker 2: you think this is just for the heather A Foundation.
Speaker 2: It's for my own personal need to knock out every
Speaker 2: celebrity I get to hang out with.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're out of control that I know that.
Speaker 2: I mean I warned him with the cerebral you know, leaking.
Speaker 1: But so what you're saying is you tried to kill
Speaker 1: Justin in a sense.
Speaker 2: He's he wanted to be a professional boxer, And I said, no, I.
Speaker 3: Think he did.
Speaker 4: Try and tell him the story about last time we came,
Speaker 4: and I thought it was the set of my own setup.
Speaker 2: This is not this place. Uh is a special you know,
Speaker 2: people still think it's a bus station. It's not.
Speaker 1: Oh I know. I just a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 1: somebody was asking me for busting gets out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it still happens.
Speaker 2: We did a three part series on the story of
Speaker 2: Justin's life and his running and uh where we finished
Speaker 2: up and I'm I'm editing just like you do after
Speaker 2: the show, and uh that the door over here that
Speaker 2: was open and I hear a loud bang on the door. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And so I was like, well, that's weird, what's going
Speaker 2: on here? So I step outside to check out what
Speaker 2: it is, and next thing you know, this man on
Speaker 2: some sort of drugs is trying to get in the
Speaker 2: door the enter and it was whoa, hello there, let
Speaker 2: me uh, let me show up my goods. I'm still
Speaker 2: sinking in.
Speaker 1: Watch out little camera issue for our audio listeners.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's not what I'm very excited. Just show you
Speaker 2: my hands, not what I because they can see the SpongeBob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in a little trouble here with these ca Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. I think I got it.
Speaker 2: But anyway, this gentleman was trying decided he needed uh,
Speaker 2: I don't know what he needed. I just know, Wow,
Speaker 2: we're really zooming in here. This is kind of fun,
Speaker 2: Matt to watch. I realized we're getting entertainment all around. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: now we're going uh a little bit of it. So
Speaker 2: this guy then assaulted the parking attendants from the double Tree.
Speaker 1: Really uh.
Speaker 2: I called nine on one and he was ended up
Speaker 2: being arrested and he ended up being uh detained and
Speaker 2: got taken away in an ambulance. And you know, it
Speaker 2: was a very interesting day. Is At the same time,
Speaker 2: it was Justin's daughter was here as well. It was
Speaker 2: a very scary situation. Well, we got a phone call
Speaker 2: here before we see, before you do.
Speaker 1: That, justin, we have another we have another call. Hi,
Speaker 1: welcome to Matt Conderson unleashed is.
Speaker 2: This and it goes silent. Oh, hello, Apparently apparently Gene
Speaker 2: Simmons might be coming calling back.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. Try again again, whoever
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep going. Is got to keep the store going.
Speaker 2: But it was a very scary situation. And that's what was.
Speaker 3: So we hear I'm gonna tell you my side.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we hear a loud bud and the.
Speaker 4: Guy was trying to force Kyle opens the door and
Speaker 4: then Kyle's like one arm in him back.
Speaker 3: My Daughter's like, not true at all.
Speaker 2: I shut the door on him.
Speaker 1: All right, he opened the door, but it's a better
Speaker 1: sorry if you're trying to want arm.
Speaker 3: Him that exactly.
Speaker 2: He wasn't a celebrity, so I wasn't gonna take him out.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so you didn't have to punch him in
Speaker 1: the throat album him in the head.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know what this guy wants.
Speaker 2: You know, it's got to the door to find out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I mean at the same time, you don't. I
Speaker 2: didn't see anything. I wanted to see what's going on
Speaker 2: right Uh And next thing, you know, trying to reach
Speaker 2: in and we don't know. Now it's like, well, we're
Speaker 2: now inside. We're kind of trapped by this crazy person
Speaker 2: that's to need to get help or I mean, we
Speaker 2: don't know what the guy wanted, but he was screaming.
Speaker 2: I know is that he got a two thousand dollars
Speaker 2: ambulance ride to Elliott Hospital or Calic Mokes Center one
Speaker 2: of the other. Well, wow, that really really excited. Oh,
Speaker 2: we're trying again, Matt. We're gonna try it again. We'll
Speaker 2: see one more time.
Speaker 1: Hello Coller, you're on the air. Hello.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything either.
Speaker 1: As all right, man, it's not working.
Speaker 2: See what I just messed with? The phone lines now.
Speaker 3: Anymore worse than the doorbell.
Speaker 2: So if we hear a bang on the door, I'm
Speaker 2: just going to ignore it.
Speaker 3: Today it's to get.
Speaker 4: The fire extinguisher off the wall in case the guy
Speaker 4: was coming in.
Speaker 3: We were ready to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, it was crazy. We thought it
Speaker 1: was over, So why did he end up with a
Speaker 1: ambulance ride. That's what got scort.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the police that took him away and
Speaker 2: gotcha probably realized that there was something mentally wrong with him.
Speaker 2: So I just kind of went with a story. And
Speaker 2: you know, it's kind of a scary thing and I
Speaker 2: want just stopball. You had to go to do something
Speaker 2: with your daughter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, we went to jiu jitsu.
Speaker 4: But Matt, if we make it out here and you
Speaker 4: know that doesn't happen, it's a successful day for That's.
Speaker 1: Right, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 2: Every day I leave here without having to call the
Speaker 2: police is a good thing.
Speaker 1: That's right. All right, Let's see. I think we have
Speaker 1: a caller. Let's we'll try again. High caller, you're on
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 7: Hello, mad it's Cali name Nicole.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my goodness, my life is finally calling. I
Speaker 2: have missed your voice.
Speaker 5: Sweet sweetie, is so much.
Speaker 2: By Wow, this is this is tremendous. I I you
Speaker 2: know now now the Earl is away, we can please.
Speaker 1: Have a day. He's dead, he's not away.
Speaker 7: I tell Carl, I've just don't incredible love for you
Speaker 7: or I feel I have to be honest with you.
Speaker 7: So I need to tell you about something that you
Speaker 7: don't know about me.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, all right, I'm ready here, darling.
Speaker 5: All right, you better take a seat.
Speaker 2: Well, perfect, big boy, what I don't know.
Speaker 1: Anything else?
Speaker 2: CALLI, yeah, CALLI. It's been great. We'll always have the
Speaker 2: memories of Atlantic City.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Kelly, I just fainted.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry. I'm overwhelmed by Time's voice. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I should have told you even that.
Speaker 7: You laugh at me.
Speaker 1: Oh well, all right, well, well I guess it all
Speaker 1: worked out for the change.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, And Callie, you know it's we'll always have
Speaker 2: those memories of Atlantic City.
Speaker 1: And we learned something about DMX.
Speaker 2: Yeah, chicken wings, big big chicken.
Speaker 1: All right, bye, Kelly, all right, wow, So, uh tell
Speaker 1: us about for listeners, just join you, sell us again
Speaker 1: about tonight the show tonight.
Speaker 2: All right, So strange route upstairs. If you haven't men
Speaker 2: to the attic area. The Strange crew there can hold
Speaker 2: it about eighty people, and we're looking forward to a
Speaker 2: great show.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 2: We got some fellow comedians from the region. Derek Corney,
Speaker 2: Paul Landwere, Nick Sands, and uh the fabulous Gigi are
Speaker 2: all going to be performing justin here is our MC
Speaker 2: and again benefiting the Heather Abbot Foundation to bring in uh,
Speaker 2: you know, people that have lost a limber. You know,
Speaker 2: Justin can probably explain that a little bit more. But
Speaker 2: we're trying to make sure that we break the record
Speaker 2: for the Heather Abbot Foundation for the most money raised
Speaker 2: in a single marathon year.
Speaker 1: Oh excellent, excellent. Yeah, did you want to speak more
Speaker 1: about that justin the foundation?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Uh, you know, the foundation is driven by Heather obviously,
Speaker 4: and like I said earlier, it's just you know, they
Speaker 4: provide prosthetics the people in need who can't afford it.
Speaker 4: But what actually coincidentally enough, and we talk about small world,
Speaker 4: my neighbor is actually going to be a recipient this year.
Speaker 4: Oh no, kidd, right next to me, you saw my
Speaker 4: shirt prosthetic. So I'm about the foundation. So the money
Speaker 4: we raised tonight, or at least my charitable for the
Speaker 4: year of twenty twenty six Boston Marathon Heather contributions is
Speaker 4: actually going to my neighbor, which is special.
Speaker 3: Oh no kidding, Yeah, wow, I thought that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Well that is that is that's wild. I'm curious, So
Speaker 1: you used to do it? Sounds like you don't still
Speaker 1: do it, or maybe you do used to do mma?
Speaker 4: Is that I I used to competitively fight, Yeah, boxing
Speaker 4: and kickboxing.
Speaker 3: I still do jiu jitsu. Oh you train muay Thai
Speaker 3: just for fun though now I don't want to get
Speaker 3: hit in the Oh cool cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I used to do g kundo but
Speaker 1: that was a long time ago. But yeah, I did
Speaker 1: that for about five years, and we did We did
Speaker 1: a lot of kickboxing in that class and a lot
Speaker 1: of jiu jitsu. Yeah. Yeah, I do miss it sometimes.
Speaker 1: But but you used to fight professionally.
Speaker 3: Not professionally I did.
Speaker 4: I got the silver medal, the golden gloves, and I
Speaker 4: wanted to open my Oh that's very cook.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, a little little uh brush shoulder off there
Speaker 2: justin ye yes, sorry, just a little. I'm talking about
Speaker 2: beating up DMX and a guy outside. You're talking about
Speaker 2: silver gloves.
Speaker 1: Well we don't know, I mean, you ever beat up
Speaker 1: any celebrities or you know? No, Okay, I could be next.
Speaker 4: I only fought when it was legal, right, sanctioned event
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 1: That makes sense, That makes sense. And then so what's
Speaker 1: what's next? As far as do you have another run?
Speaker 1: You're going to be doing or I assume you're going
Speaker 1: to keep doing these.
Speaker 3: Right, So yeah, big summer for us.
Speaker 4: So I have the Cheap Marathon April fifth, and then
Speaker 4: I'm trying to be one of only X amount of people.
Speaker 4: So I'm doing the Boston Marathon Tough Rock, on which
Speaker 4: you have to do the marathon with fifteen pounds bat weighted.
Speaker 3: Best or a backpack.
Speaker 4: Really, it used to actually be on the marathon course,
Speaker 4: but then they xnay backpacks obviously what happened. Okay, so
Speaker 4: it's still put on by the Boston Athletic Association, but
Speaker 4: they moved to the Conquering Mass. So I'm doing that
Speaker 4: on Sunday in the Boston Marathon on Monday. But my
Speaker 4: start times and by the time I finished the fifteen
Speaker 4: pound ruck it'll be less than twenty four hours of
Speaker 4: a rolling twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: So I'm doing two marathons in twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then and then I have one in between on
Speaker 4: April twelfth in New York, Okay, I'm kind of nervous about.
Speaker 3: And then we're gonna run the Link to Connecticut in June.
Speaker 1: No kidding. Yeah, wow, how many miles is that? You know?
Speaker 4: No one hundred, one hundred, yeah, ninety nine point six.
Speaker 4: But we're gonna make sure, just like today, we'll do
Speaker 4: a couple of laps. I get the one hundred. Yeah yeah, wow,
Speaker 4: yeah what happens if it did?
Speaker 1: Do you ever run a new uh like when you're
Speaker 1: doing one of these like bad weather? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: obviously all the.
Speaker 4: Time from Downpourt uh oh good Downport for the essentially
Speaker 4: a whole day. Oh my bitch was of it on
Speaker 4: my Facebook, but like it was. I actually just I
Speaker 4: had a visor because all the rain was going in
Speaker 4: my eyes, I had some glasses on, yeah, and uh yeah,
Speaker 4: no shirt and I just I just ran it.
Speaker 3: You know. I didn't really think about it.
Speaker 4: But wow, that part sucked because it was actually really
Speaker 4: hot and then it was really cold.
Speaker 1: Oh jeez. Yeah that sounds miserable.
Speaker 3: But you know, so that's honestly, it's just strategy.
Speaker 4: I would tell the Teresa who screwed me, like, hey,
Speaker 4: put the heat on, you go in for two minutes,
Speaker 4: Just get a little two minutes and then go And
Speaker 4: then like I had, I didn't bring gloves because it
Speaker 4: was ninety degrees, old socks and put them on my
Speaker 4: hands and I'm running like Madden running that first of
Speaker 4: all Vermont, So maybe they didn't think of anything of it.
Speaker 4: But like Manton's seeing a guy who's like, I'm all
Speaker 4: tatted up, right, I'm a bigger guy running down the street,
Speaker 4: down pouring, all tatted up with socks on his hands,
Speaker 4: no shirt is going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild, that's wild, And I mean there's nothing
Speaker 1: else you can do though, Right in a situation like that,
Speaker 1: you just got to keep going, right, Yeah, that's incredible.
Speaker 1: You ever you ever had one of these runs where
Speaker 1: you felt like I don't know if I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: it through this one, or I.
Speaker 4: Would know the mindset's been there. But like in Vermont,
Speaker 4: like I said, it was just like it was just me.
Speaker 4: So I had four people with me, like it was
Speaker 4: pretty hyped up. I didn't tell anyone I was doing Vermont,
Speaker 4: and like it was just me and Teresa and there
Speaker 4: was no reception for until we got to the hotel
Speaker 4: with Wi Fi. So I was just in my thoughts
Speaker 4: for we technically started not before we started, like a
Speaker 4: little less than a mile before Canada, because I dressed
Speaker 4: this Forrest Gump and I didn't have my passport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, New Hampshire.
Speaker 4: The Border Patrol actually let us in, like they one
Speaker 4: of the guys saw it on wm R.
Speaker 1: Oh good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we actually got to go in Canada.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, and he's like, he's like, make sure you
Speaker 4: don't just keep running through. I was like, oh, I'll
Speaker 4: get the hell out of there as fast as I can.
Speaker 4: But yeah, we didn't try that. But like, yeah, I'd
Speaker 4: say the only time that like the physicality of it
Speaker 4: was like Vermont because like I had a hamstring issue
Speaker 4: and they had to tape it.
Speaker 3: But then we just kept going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow. So for someone who wants to do that,
Speaker 1: who's interested in doing that, like, what, do you have
Speaker 1: any advice for anyone?
Speaker 2: No, don't let him break your record.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was the roots are on FKT.
Speaker 4: Oh no, So you know, I would just say, really, honestly,
Speaker 4: the biggest advice, because people have asked me, is you
Speaker 4: got to plan food. So, like I said, we could
Speaker 4: have honestly done it, I think in three days in
Speaker 4: New Hampshire, but we didn't know. We didn't you're not
Speaker 4: going to drive the four day route like at a
Speaker 4: time and drive back. It's it takes five six hours
Speaker 4: to drive it normally right if you have like breaks
Speaker 4: and stuff like bathroom breaks, not straight through. So like
Speaker 4: we didn't a lot of places weren't open when we started,
Speaker 4: so like we're trying to find food or like we're
Speaker 4: stopping for like an hour on the side of the
Speaker 4: road until something opens because we don't know when the
Speaker 4: next food place is opening because of service and stuff
Speaker 4: like that. But like Vermont, we went like twenty minutes
Speaker 4: out of the way, then twenty minutes back because you
Speaker 4: have to drop the pin and like stamp.
Speaker 3: In where you went.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you do the course, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And like so that's time added, right, so it's like
Speaker 4: two three extra hours. So we kind of learned in
Speaker 4: Rhode Island where we packed a cooler like can goods
Speaker 4: and stuff and I was just like eating like baked
Speaker 4: beans out the window, out of the can and stuff.
Speaker 3: So we didn't have to stop. Yeah yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's incredible.
Speaker 2: I know what bake b does to me.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Why do you think I went to
Speaker 3: the Double chap.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, now it's all coming together here.
Speaker 1: I'm cure. So what is your business to again? Because
Speaker 1: I love talking to entrepreneurs, So we don't have a
Speaker 1: ton of time left. But and at least, you know,
Speaker 1: get in a plug for your business. But I'm curious,
Speaker 1: what what what do you do? What is your business?
Speaker 4: H So it's Optimal Safety Inspections or Optimal Safety Inspections
Speaker 4: dot com. And we're a safety and security consulting firm,
Speaker 4: so we're not OSHA. But like we do, like forklift training,
Speaker 4: CPR training will prepare you for an ocean inspection, help
Speaker 4: you get out of it, help protect your workers, anything
Speaker 4: safety or security related. We do type of training audits,
Speaker 4: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Okay okay is your tagline. We're not OSHA, We're better.
Speaker 3: That should be out there.
Speaker 1: Very cool, very cool. Uh, Kyle, you should plug off
Speaker 1: the Mark Sports of course, which is the Mark Sports.
Speaker 2: It will be a fun show tomorrow. Obviously. MLB Opening
Speaker 2: Day was this week. Red Socks were able to get
Speaker 2: a big three to nothing victory against the Cincinnati Reds
Speaker 2: will be playing today this Saturday and also tomorrow as
Speaker 2: well to finish the series off and also the March
Speaker 2: Madness is going on. Duke made it to the Elite
Speaker 2: eight last night. Ioways made the Elite eight. It's a
Speaker 2: basketball season's coming. To an end here for college sports,
Speaker 2: and we'll have all the details on that.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about what he just said, justin
Speaker 1: I don't watch sports ball No flu, no flue.
Speaker 2: But there's this game called basketball I've imagined by doctor
Speaker 2: James Nasmith, same who has the same birthday as me.
Speaker 2: And they used to use peach baskets to throw the
Speaker 2: ball up into it. But they realized that the peach
Speaker 2: baskets were not very good because then he had to
Speaker 2: deal with getting the ball out. They made these things
Speaker 2: called nets, and then the rules have started to change
Speaker 2: where it's five guys versus five people versus five people,
Speaker 2: and they have to throw this ball into a net
Speaker 2: ten feet in the air.
Speaker 3: Oh, which team would the strip?
Speaker 2: A bean stripper? I mean CALLI Harlemba, the Atlantic City Arsons.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: She was so hot?
Speaker 1: Fair enough? All right, Well on, so please plug the
Speaker 1: show tonight one more time too before we.
Speaker 2: Go Smiles for twenty six point two miles tonight at
Speaker 2: the Strange Row from seven to nine pm. We have
Speaker 2: some phenomenal comedians. Derek Corney will be at seven o
Speaker 2: five paul Land, where we'll be at seven twenty five.
Speaker 2: Gig will be at seven forty five. Nick Sands will
Speaker 2: be at eight ten, and then yours truly will be
Speaker 2: going on about eight thirty five, and we'll be silent auctioning.
Speaker 2: I'll be auctioning off myself for anyone that wants to
Speaker 2: take maybe CALLI will be there. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: But tickets at the door for are ten dollars and
Speaker 2: it'll be benefiting the Heather Abbot Foundation. And come on
Speaker 2: out because the world needs more smiles and we're gonna
Speaker 2: do it for Justin's twenty six point two miles.
Speaker 1: Excellent, But clarify something. What do you mean you're gonna
Speaker 1: be auctioning off yourself? And is this legal?
Speaker 2: It's up to you and the viewers to show up
Speaker 2: to know what we're talking about. Can sell something, man,
Speaker 2: just sell something. Sometimes it might be yourself, might be
Speaker 2: I could be a word of speedo tonight. You're gonna
Speaker 2: have to wait show up and see you.
Speaker 1: Want people to show up. But I'm so all right,
Speaker 1: well wonderful, so.
Speaker 2: Let the comedy here going to us and not this guy,
Speaker 2: I know, right, I know, all right, Well, fantastic guys,
Speaker 2: Thank you both so much.
Speaker 1: Kyle, Kyle Heavy host off the Mark Sports. Always wonderful
Speaker 1: to see you, and of course I Justin de Flumeery.
Speaker 1: I'm still looking at my notes to make sure I
Speaker 1: say it right it, but congratulations on everything that you're doing,
Speaker 1: and uh, outstanding, wonderful to meet you, so so thank
Speaker 1: you guys, and of course everyone who joined us today.
Speaker 1: Of course we had Navares on in the first hour
Speaker 1: and let's see if I can remember how to say
Speaker 1: it at k Schnack in the second hour and uh
Speaker 1: always uh, like I said, always wonderful to see Kyle
Speaker 1: and to meet Justin. And if you miss any part
Speaker 1: of today's show, so it will be up in just
Speaker 1: a little bit at Wmnhradio dot org and of course
Speaker 1: at my website Matt Connorton dot com. And Matt Connorton
Speaker 1: dot com is at a nice sleek redesigned by the way,
Speaker 1: so I haven't been there lately. You should definitely go
Speaker 1: there and book a hypnosis session with me. And yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and we will leave you with this. We open the
Speaker 1: show with it, We're going to close the show with it.
Speaker 1: Our friend Opus you know him as the drummer for
Speaker 1: Dead by Wednesday, but he's got a new solo album
Speaker 1: coming up called Purging the Demons, actually his very first
Speaker 1: solo album, and this is the very first single from
Speaker 1: that album. You heard it here first. This is called
Speaker 1: not Okay by Opus And that's it for us for now.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to yoa a little bit later.
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Speaker 8: did something in my mind I can't get out of.
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Speaker 8: Not the same without this good days and that days.
Speaker 2: But it never goes overw.
Speaker 3: It goes up.
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Speaker 5: You rip my heart out? How I'm not.
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Speaker 8: me you nish and I want to be off and
Speaker 8: the thing I'm stuck in this dark place where.
Speaker 9: I wanna be, But I don't be the.
Speaker 8: Person I used to be because I've roll too far down.
Speaker 2: I'm going too far down.
Speaker 8: I don't even know why to start.
Speaker 5: I came and don't. Fredon wants to so.
Speaker 1: I'm left out of thee now myself or is gone.
Speaker 8: Now I try and drive, but they feel ride my
Speaker 8: comp shadow.
Speaker 5: And now say bad.
Speaker 1: I can't even think I'm weak.
Speaker 9: You've ripped my heart out, strolled my soul wad, you've
Speaker 9: breathed my heart out, and now all now okay. Stole
Speaker 9: my soul now it bread my heart when.
Speaker 3: Stole my soul loud?
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