Matt Connarton Unleashed: Green Jelly (Green Jello)

W m n H rip the nobles. You are listening to w m n

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It is our number three New Marrow trace of Matt Connorton Unleashed and we are

live from the studios of w m n H ninety five point three FM,

Inglorious, Manchester, New Hampshire on Canal Street. Today is Saturday, June

fifteenth, twenty twenty four. Jenny is here of course with me as always,

and we have some very special guests here in studio with us. They

are in town. They just played last night at the Shaft Scine and this

is the largest band physically speaking that we've had in the studio. Green Jelly

is here. Welcome everybody. Well, actually we are the world record holder

of the largest band in music history. We have currently one thousand and sixty

nine active members throughout the world. My goodness. So how does that work?

Like if somebody leaves, they never truly leave. Well, how it

works is I make a lot of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, right,

and I go to Walmart a lot and I buy lots of loaves of bread

and choosy mothers choose Jeff Okay, I understand. So Bill Mann Speaker is

here, of course. Well, actually it's William Man Speaker. And I

want to point out that the station is named after me. W M n

H. That is William Man Speaker, New Hampshire. Yes, so next

time he announces this, I get a dollar. Every time you say the

radio station's name, I get a dollar, which I keep. He's not

lying. When I was first offered a show here, I was told by

management that it is a fact named after you. Yes, yes, William

Man Speaker, New Hampshire, ninety five point three rock and roll potty station.

Crap. Now I owe Gene Simmons five bucks. Oh, Gene Simmons.

I owe him so much money every time. I can't even kiss a

fan without paying him five dollars. Well, did you pay him for introducing

you in that video? I was actually I did. I had to buy

and this is this is serious. I had to buy him twelve chocolate muffins.

Yeah, Gene Simmons only eats the top of the muffins. Just I'm

just putting it out there. What one time I had to go park his

car and there there was muffin crumbs everywhere. I'm like, this is not

the god of thunder, this is the god of donuts. Got a donuts

in jelly rolls. I'm totally serious. The world gets weird when you're eating

muffins with Gene Simmons. Yeah, but anyways, Yes, the station is

named after me. Yes, yes, congratulations, fire you owe me seven

dollars. Okay, well i'll see what I have. Great, and you've

got the is this is this the entire band, the entire current time.

I mean it's a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the band,

but yes, this is the current band that we're out on tour with.

Correct, okay, all right? And which you can't see this at home?

Oh well yes you can't, hie. Right now, there is eighty

seven people in the station right now. Yes, yes, this is quite

the None of us took showers, right, that's all right. Hey it's

and we were all eating peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I had to get

up at six am start making them. Yeah. Well that's uh that's very

early. Yeah. Well you know again, choosy mothers, choose you.

Now, this isn't your first time in Manchester. Oh no, I've been

here a million times. And it's funny because I never knew the name of

the venue that we played it until you just said it. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, I played there like seven times. I had no idea what

the name was. Yeah, Jesse over there in the corner, he was

there last night. Of course. Hi, did you get hit in the

head with a pool noodle? The noodle was great. The hot dog hat

was even better. Oh. I did my best keep on the hat,

especially while feeding the Calgary. Oh is that you? Oh h you now

have monkey Box Just so you know, the w m NH radio station is

ground zero for the next pandemic. Ladies and gentlemen, Monkey Box is coming

your way. We mutated it from the Juggalo flu. We were passing out.

Oh, we were passing out the whoop whoop whooping cough for a while.

So everyone who comes to our show that wears one of our costumes,

you go home with some sort of disease. Yeah. I really work for

the CIA as an undercover agent. My job is to spread disease across the

world. Yeah. I single handedly brought COVID to Wisconsin. Wow. And

March of twenty twenty We had a contest to see how many people are going

to drink whiskey shots off my balls. Okay, no, no, no,

no, no no no. We we have we have beach balls.

Okay, we have. I mean you get, you get, you can

you can vouch for that, right. We had beach balls, lots of

beach balls, okay, and lots of pool noodles. Okay, all right,

And if you want to take them to the beach ball and the pool

noodle to a different level, that's up to you. I'm sure. Okay,

it's twenty twenty four. You know you were were using big boy words.

And I want to point out I want to point out right now that

I that me personally, I identify as a dog. Okay, and we

brought my wife here today. Baby girl is here the first uh dog member

of Green Yellow. Yes you thought he was fat, that's just the wiener

dog in his pocket. I have to ask you something now. You just

said you just said green jello, yes green. Are you legally permitted to

say hell no, I'm not legally permitted to do anything. Everything I do

is stolen. I've stolen the three Little Pig song. It's really smoke on

the water obviously. Uh, the cow god is aces spades. Green Jello

is actually ground up horsehoofs with green dye. I stole that name also,

and when they wanted to assume me, I instantly changed my name to green

Chevrolet. Oh okay, they please, So I went for green xerox.

Yeah, and you know the red And now now nobody cares. Okay,

it's thirty years later. Hey, they're like green who Green Yello? And

then every once in a while, this guy with a beard will come up

to me say, dude, I remember yea the hell with Bill Cosby bru.

I did leave the guy alone. He's got enough problems. Man,

you don't need only make that you harassing him. Dude, you made them

change the name. He has nothing to do with that, that's right.

I love pudding pops. By the way, Yes, well good? Are

you legally permitted to say that? By old Geene Simmons? Another dollar?

He owns putting pops? Did you know that his owns pudding pops? Oh

yeah, I do know. He's trying to say wanta pudding pop? All

days? I did not I did not know. They didn't play that on

the farewel Fare or four times they did. They did that was for the

VIP experience. Yes, that's true. Of the meat and Green one hundred

thousand dollars. You get to look at Gene Simmons through a telescope and I

don't know if you know this, there is a green yellow Kiss connection here.

Oh I we we actually did the Green Jello did the Kiss reunion tour

launch back in nineteen ninety six. I didn't know that. Yes, the

first time that Green or that Green Jellow got back together, the first time

Kiss got back together and put the costumes in the makeup on were actually in

my office. Really, Yes, it was a very bizarre experience. And

the best part of it is Doc McGhee used to make them show up at

eight in the morning and put on the costumes and then wear them all day

to five o'clock. So, you know, for the first like month,

it was like, oh, dude, man, fucking ge heck, oh

heck, I got what did I say? That said a bad word?

I did? I said, Geene Simmons, I got it. No,

Kiss is my favorite fan. You can talk about Gene all you want.

I for a while was great that they're hanging out, you know, and

then all of a sudden it became like, oh no, here he comes.

Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, Geene, yeah yeah yeah the chocolate

muffins. All right, it doesn't right, And again I don't mean to

ramble on because I will. Yes, we got an hour, oh one

day, we're doing that. We're doing the Kissery Union photo shoot. Right,

it's a big, gigantic deal. We rented a lion for some sort

of unknown reason. Uh, Peter, Chris really didn't like that idea,

Like, Peter, you gotta go stand next to the lion. I left

the building. I don't you don't want to be eating. No, no,

I don't know. But they brought this big lion in. But either

way, either way, Ace Freely is missing. He's missing, he's not

showing up. They're all freaking out. Jean Simmons and Paul Stanley are like

the mom and dad, right yeah, and they're like losing, Oh my

god, where is he? Where's he? Was he? And finally he

strolls in like five pm and they're like, Ace, where you've been.

He's like, ah, I don't remember. And they're like, where's your

car? They had just bottom a brand new like Mustaine convertible and he takes

a cab over. They're like, where where's the car? Ace? I

lent it to some striper. And these are two men that you know,

are sober in these elaborate costumes, disciplining some drug guy that looks like a

bum that strolled and I gave the car it a striper, and so so

whatever happens, blah blah blah. Yeah, and it's now time for his

photo shoot, and and Jean can't fight his bill. He'll go find Ace,

go find a God, God, I did it again. This is

sorry, I said, Oh heck, oh hell, it's our fault for

not sorry that. He heck, we should have put the shot collar on

you. So either way, I'm searching this whole whole building for Ace Freely.

I'm like, oh god, why how did my life become that they're

gonna wrangle Ace Freely? And I look everywhere, six thousand square feet.

I can't find this guy. So I go in the bathroom and oh,

my god, you think that learning about Santa Claus is fake and the Easter

Bunny. Wait till you go into the boy's bathroom and you see Ace Freely

taking a poop and his costume is hung over the little the door and all

you can see is his silver boots and the guy that's gotta hurry up his

poop. Right, your photo shoot is now right, So all the complaints

that Paul and Jean have about him are true, is what you're saying.

You know, it was wonderful to see a Jean and Paul are definitely the

mom and dad, and the other two are definitely the children. Yeah,

and it was great to be the wrangler of the children. So anyways,

Hi, Hey, do you want to Bill? Do you want to introduce

the rest of No, I'm just gonna talk all night, all day,

all right to the left of me, which you cannot see all the way

from Hollywood, California. The man who literally quit his job at Netflix.

He was on the motor cycle club series called The Mayans Really, and he

was also a DJ at a strip joint after named after a Motley Cruz song.

Oh okay, he quit all that. Ladies and gentlemen, give it

up for Jello Legosy Welcome, Welcome, Jello leg The club was actually in

the Motley Crue video for Girls, Girls Girl, Oh no kidding, Yeah,

the seventh veil Oh wow. And I actually played the hell at the

Seventh Veil Wow. I played the Seventh where I played the strip club that

he was working at as Green Jello. Oh okay, and he was the

DJ. Yes, And that's where we first met. Where we met,

And then about a year after that, I opened up for Green Jello oh

okay. And then about a year after that I haven't left his side.

No, yes, Oh so you've been in the man a long time?

Oh yeah, good four years now? Yeah? Okay, yeah, since

New Year's Eve of twenty nineteen, okay, okay, and only because one

of our members was at his strip club and it told him to join our

band, and with no knowledge to me, all of a sudden, he

just shows up and I'm like, Hi, who are yours? I'm playing

guitar, like hello are you? That was literally the green guy got hello

who are you DJ? When that girl was yeah, and then right next

to him. This is this is the most bizarre story of all for like

eighty shows, I'm like, who is this dude? He just kept showing

up and I don't know who he is because his name's Casper. So he

decided to wear a ghost costume, which what took me until last night to

realize that's why he was wearing the ghost costume because the name was Casper.

But and that was on stage, so I didn't know what he looked like.

And this, this random ghost would show up randomly whatever show. I'm

like, oh, this is really freaking me out. But ladies and gentlemen,

give it up for Casper. Welcome and Casper builds drug stores in Canada.

Yes, yes, yes, he took off the day from building drug

stores and he drove all away here from Canada. Wow, yep, well

welcome, thank you very much. Well it's not that far from Canada,

right, I mean we do border Canada. Tell us tell us something that

we don't know about plaster, Well I don't even know what plaster is.

Gypsy gypsyon no, nope, wow, I would not do not hire Casper

to build your drug store at all. And right next to him, this

is this is one of my favorite stories. I get a random message on

Facebook, which I do all the time, and this guy says, hey,

I live in Arkansas. Yeah, can I join your band? And

I'm like yeah sure. A week later, this guy's knocking on my door

in Los Angeles with his dog, and I'm like, you're who, and

he's like, I'm the guy that drove here from Arkansas. And that was

like three years ago. And since then, him and that little wiener dog

been following me everywhere. We're talking like a hundred shows. Wherever I go,

he's there. I'm at the walmart. There he is with his wiener

dog. I'm at the hotel. There he is in my bed with is

wiener dog. And then you know, you know, we got drunks.

Some things happened, and you know, and now I identify as a dog

and I love baby girl. We're getting married. He's having my puppies.

Well that's uh that that's you know, we don't jump having my puppies.

So before we go further, you're a dog in love? A question though,

yes, question. I'm getting the impression as you're telling the story and

I talk a lot, well that, well, that's good, that's what

we do here. But I'm getting the impression that all you have to do

to join the band is show up and oh yeah hockey, yeah, yes,

yeah, yes, they're all these people. I don't I don't even

know the real names. Yeah, I'm not kidded. Wow, we were

checking in the hotel room the other day, and they called them by some

name, and I'm like, who the who? Who is who is taylormanics

right, it's just some sort of like seventies show that we're watching or undercover

detectives rolling it. I have no idea. And so anyways, he shows

up with with his dog and he's been playing over one hundred shows with this.

His name is seen Low Welcome. We actually met him on tour with

the Insane Clown Posse. Whoop whoop, yes, yes, woof, woof

woof, shout us all the members in the room, and ninety five point

three for having us. Thank you, thank you, thank you, lok

and baby Girl. Well, the station is named after Bill, so we

were kind of obligated. There we go. Another dollar, Yeah yeah,

jous. All right, so this this is one of my favorite all time

members and one of my favorite stories. Okay, now imagine this. It's

the year two thousand and five and American idol is at its height. Okay,

and it really has nothing to do with the story. But I had

just sold my my rave club, which we will not get into at all.

Okay, Ah, so you know that's why that's why I I'm home

watching American Idol, That's why, you know. So I'm just sitting home

because I got time on my hand. And there's this three second like blip

an American Idol of some weird man wearing this gigantic, elaborate duct tape costume.

And I just cut it out of the blink of mylet. What the

And I searched the internet and I hunted this dude down and I recruited him

into my band. In two thousand and eight. He went on there,

he sang some song they said, blah blah blah, and Simon Cowell said,

get that all away from me, weirdo following me around and he created

his own green yellow guar cover band called Guello GW E LA in New Hampshire

and yes, yep from originally from Salem, Pracked Salem. We started out

in Salem. Were still kind of down there quite a bit. It's not

loud enough. No, your mouth like last night, didn't get it wayed

out. Thanks, Yeah, go for it. What I was trying to

say now, I was was like saying this grand thing and how we met

at the American and we're local to the New Hampshire Massachusetts area. Okay,

okay, cool, you'll have to bring them in. Oh by an incredible

band, the only one who speaks, but it's good and not as much

as Bill, not as much as Bill not. But I've known him since

two thousand and five when I hunted him down, and then in two thousand

and eight he joined our band and he's got he's I don't know what,

do you know? Best? Yes? Yes, really best friends, excellent

and he all so went on tour with us UH with the Insane Clown Posse,

which was incredible. It was a good run. In fact, was

it here or is it Maine? It was Maine, Maine and Ginos Yes,

where Violent J came to the club personally. We were on our way

to the show and I got a phone call from the from the promoter and

he's like, hey, Violent J is here to meet you guys, And

I tell Bill and he's like Violent Who. And we're like, oh,

the Insane Clown Bossy And they met there personally and he's like, so you

got just guys all over the country that know your music and it's like,

yeah, he knows it, they know it. And it was blown away

and then next thing you know we're on the Gathering of the Juggalos playing tours

with with ICP. How many how many dates did you do with them?

I don't remember how many dates were on the weekends. I want to say

I did personally like ten or eleven of them. Yeah, mostly mostly on

the East Coast. Yeah, which was really wonderful. Like he's a huge

insane clown posse fan. Yeah, I have no idea. Okay, I'm

in my old little bunk. He's aware of them, but he's not gonna

at the time not going to recognize land Jay or Shaggy too Dope by name.

So we roll up he's Kurts Drive and he rolls up and just like

any day, there's some chubby, bearded guy in the parking lot, you

know, no clown paint, no clo anxious to say hello, and he's

rambling on about his clown band, you know, and it's like Thursday to

me. It's another bearded guy tell me about his clown band. It happens

with alarming it does. And he invites me to his clown party out in

the forest, and I'm like, yes, sure's like the Gathering of the

Juggles. I need you to come out and call my brother and I'm like,

yeah, yeah, sure your clown part. So you know, he's

excited about it. So I'm just not excited at all. And I just

post a little picture of me and violent Jim or a violent pro you.

So anyways, I I post this little picture and then I call the number

like the next day, and the guy is so angry at me. Really,

oh, he's pissed and well, how dare you announce that you're playing

at the gathering of the Juggalos before us? And he just spreading me and

I'm just like, just could I just explain this? I said, this

isn't the first time that a fat bearded dude has approached me in a parking

lot and asked me to play at their clown festival in the wood. You

gotta just they had pretty regular the whole It was that, you know,

the speaker phone, and it went from this very like you know, you're

in a lot of trouble to everybody laughing. I'm like, I realized this

is just Saturday to me, guys, and so they uh give me the

the website and I pull it up and I'm like, oh, I was

like, damn, you're legit, and they're like, yeah, we're waiting

legited. So again this is you know, uh angry Jim would say,

our violent jay. Uh. He's telling the other clown posse guy, you

know, I want this band on the bill. And and now again they're

pissed at me, but they've they've taken my clown excuse and they throw me

like the show it starts Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Right.

They put me on on Wednesday the first night at three thirty in the morning.

Oh yeah, oh wow, and a tent on top of some gigantic

hell of a hill, you know, up against one of their big guys,

like what was that or something? This was playing the main stage at

the same time, and they put all the Juggalos are gonna want to see?

Yeah, so they gave me the worst, worst, worst slot possible.

Wow, and right before we play some fucking juggalo that's tripping. What

did I say? I got it? What did I say? I got

it? Another f bart again? Yeah, I caught it. I didn't

even hear it that time. I didn't hear it either. I didn't hear

it the twenty other times. Well, either way, I saw some crazy

there's some crazy juglo you know, tripping at eighty pounds of mushrooms, randomly

comes in the tent with his giant fire extinguisher and smashes the little the whole

like pa like the mixing council. The sound Guy's like a long, super

long story. Short. Place was packed, and we broke out into complete

anarchy. Uh. We brought a hundred punk rock puppets and we dressed up

everyone inside. The bill got the juggalos to bring a picnic table from the

picnic all surf across the table, all the picnic tables, and they took

off like the big wooden ones. And we when we piled up, and

we made like this mountain of wooden picnic tables in which I'm on the top

like screaming while all these punk rock puppets are washing circle. And there was

a moment of complete unclarity where I'm like, let's set it on fire.

Oh my god, no, no, no, I remembered the white snake

incident close and off whatever. I'm like enough, but it would have been

a perfect time to set a bonfire with me on the top and it all

burning inside some sort of tent, and God forsaken nowhere, Ohio, and

right next to the guy from Guello, Ladies and gentlemen from Oklahoma, Kansas,

the world champion pig wrestler herself. Please give it up for Slim Jelly.

Heyall, Slim Jelly welcome, Thank you, thank you, guys not

to be here. Jenny and I are big wrestling fans, but I don't

think we've seen the pig wrestling. She wrestles a good pig. He is

also the blue ribbon state champion pig squealer. And if we all coat,

that's just for the show. If we coat, we can get her to

talk like a pig, to come out, talk like a pig, talk

like a talk, talk like a pig, talk like a pig, Ladies

and gentlemen, Slim Jelly, little peggy, little chiny baby pig, wow,

getting not in here? All right? All right? And I know,

I know we're in New Hampshire, and I know that you cannot in

any sort of marijuana here. So if you're looking for some good drugs,

we brought our own math dealer himself, Ladies and gentlemen, this guy's got

enough three point one four one six one seven pie to get you all give

it up rems equations. Yeah, but now you've got ah and you've got

a a what do you call that with the spinny things on top of the

hat. This is basically where I get all my power from all my mathematician

power. This is a a beanie. It's a tripropeller beanie. Really.

I noticed this morning it was actually very windy outside and I had to brace

myself to the van to make sure I didn't I didn't fly away. Yes,

yeah, all right, but I'm here. I made it. And

when it starts spinning like that, he just starts spinning out equations. Really,

yes, if you blow him hard enough, you'll start spitting it A

square plus B square squirt? Did I say something? I don't even know

if I said something right there? As someone who's terrible at math, I'm

very impressed. Thank you, Thank you that you have three papellas versus the

usual one enhances its abilities exactly. I was hoping that we wouldn't actually say

that on air, but now everyone knows my secret. It's fine, though,

this secret of three. Yes, now, is this literally everybody who's

on stage? I know you have thousands, but is this literally everyone who

was on stage last night. I don't know where they are. I don't

know what they look like. I don't know. They just show up.

They show up and it's best. When the sound guy asked me how many

people are in your bed, I'm like, I don't know. Yeah,

we have sent so many sound people to therapy. This crying. I have

this wonderful picture of the sound guy crying in New Orleans. He's like ball,

He's in a ball roll up in the corner behind his mixer. Yeah.

Like we're like middle of sound check and they're going off to smoke a

cigarette. They're just they all dressed out up. Yeah, they're like how

many guitars about? I think we got seven tonight? Then like ten actually

like ten come yeah, extra drummers? Oh yeah, well we sew up

with three drummers. Got four drum sets. This will be fun. That's

so true. What's the most drums that you've ever had? Four? Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, wow, four drums, twelve guitars, eight bass,

and six singers. I think was the most. Yeah, that was

for Sweden Rock Festival. Oh okay, okay, do you do you ever

have to like obviously a venue like the shafskiing. There's only so much room,

so then you have to Those are the best. I love when they're

like the stage is tiny and the room is small because complete pandemonium just breaks

out, toilet paper, beach balls, punk rock puppets, crowd stage band

on the floor. Yeah, and what I do before the show, Like

people start showing up around eight o'clock, right, and I know that they're

not home, so I go to their homes and I break into their garage

and I steal all of their holiday lawn inflatables. And right now we got

like eighty of them when we just plug them in. We played this show

in Buffalo and Oliver Lawn and Fatbles kept blowing the power like huge festival,

thousands of people and it's and it's all depending on the ability to our twenty

seven lawn inflatables. Right, they didn't have this year, but it was

just so perfect again, ruining the lives of sound men across the world.

Yes, that's what I do, Yes, and I'm proud of it.

Well, it's important to y It is. It is because when a club

is asked, what was your greatest nightmare and they say green yellow, Yes,

I know. My job is done. Is the sound guys with the

horror stories of the night before? Oh yes, yes, yeah, or

like some other show they're like, oh my god, it's crazy and it's

like, yeah, you had it easy tonight. There was only five guitar

players as opposed to seventeen and we put the fire out. Yeah yeah.

They were like, oh man, I got off lights. Don't have to

renew my Xana subscription. That must be the longest introduction to your band on

the radio and w m N eight more guys on the phone. That's all

right, but yes, yes, scene low A quick, a quick,

small original story for Jelly and the equations like when did they come in?

When did they come in? Well? I was in Oklahoma at the Pig

wrestling event, and just the way that she was, you know, wrestling

that pig, I I knew you knew. He knew I was a musician

by how good I was at I knew she was a great magician. Yeah,

I will say, just really quickly. I also front a band called

thinky Flesh. That's right, thinky Flesh, and you can find us wherever

you find yourself because it is in your head. Yes. So so what

what I do is I basic glee. I lie to these strangers that I

find in the walmart, and I promise them fame and fortune and a peanut

butter and jelly sandwich. I will say I never did get that peanut butter

and jelly sandwich. He keeps talking about, keeps talking about, and then

I don't eat peanut butter and jelly. There's meat. He can don't eat

meat. I got air for breakfast. Oh yeah, well it's not good.

And I'm on the air right now. Oh my mind is blown.

We're on the air. Where you are eating air? Where are you playing

tonight? You're you're God, No, I don't know are playing here.

I believe you're. I believe you're in Vermont, this evening Vermont. I

like that. I like that night. I like that name Vermont. Hopefully

the off my listening for sound guy in Vermont were coming for you to nights.

They do have a sound guy in Vermont. Yet I understand it was

the sound guy. They did, not will. And the worst thing about

the sound guy, he's always trying to pay me with the sound check.

Uh huh yeah. Then I tell him I don't I don't have a bank.

I need I need cash on a sound check, right, right,

They got to debate me about it. But I don't think the sound who

who writes checks in twenty twenty four? Pretty rarely? I don't mean,

is it is it what it like? Is it like the like Apple pay?

But just through sound Well you gotta understand too, Vermont, it's you

know, if you're in Vermont, right, it's a little bit back because

a lot of time, Yes, yes, yes, you know, but

when you're when you're when you're using the sound check, yes, do you

use your phone own to do it? You have to sign it? Does

Vermont let you cash a sound check? That's a good question, that's a

good question. These we've just been playing in all the wrong places. They

won't cast your sound check, No, no, they will not. And

the other day we broke an e chord, uh huh, And I go

to the Guitar Center and I say I need an e chord yes, and

they don't. They're looking at me like like like I don't know what I'm

talking about. I would have just played one for you and you'd be all

sack played, Yeah, just play the chord. What do you mean?

Oh? You know? Like you like you get the sound check. Why

would you play a chord you get electrocuted? Yes, it's very dangerous.

That's the danger of now, I get it. The danger. Yes,

the danger fath episodes right the day, we gotta we gotta add danger to

the show, add some danger. You're safe. Pool noodles everywhere, Yes,

I also go to all the towns and I loot all the pool noodles.

Yes. So when you go later on today or later on this month,

when the heat gets a little a little warmer, a little humid,

Yeah, and you're thinking yourself, I'm going to go for a pool party.

You're gonna go the ninety nine cent store to buy some pool noodles.

Nope, I bought all the pool noodles in town. You know what,

there's a funny story about that. When you when you buy one hundred pool

noodles, when you get three boxes of pool noodles and you go up to

that employee at the ninety nights at store that don't give two hex job?

Who give a fudget? All you pay for like four? Yeah? Yeah,

I'm not kidding. They did you You could get it. They didn't

care. I can actually see how that would happen. Yes, they don't.

They're not because they're not gonna scan everyone. They're like, I'm getting

minimum waves. I'm not scanning one hundred noodles. They were annoyed when they

had to break their cigarette break to come inside. Watch the guy walk around

with his dirt bag buddies, What is up with that every time they go

to the dollar store that they're smoking outside? Right, we're not talking cigarettes

either. You would expect that we that we either math math. They're smoking

a lot of math at the night math. You would expect happy, healthy

employees at the at the Yeah, they set they're out there. Uh,

you said store, do the mask, do the math. That's the new

slogan for ninety nine cent store. He's supposed to do the math. You

I provide the ma. How you provide the mask? Everyone else does the

mask math? Right, right, he's got some clean math. Do you

do the accounting for that? Accounts for yourself? And then what happens after

Vermont Granton granted this tour? What idiot routed this tour? Why would you

go from yeah, never, Yeah, we're gonna get to see some cool

trees on the at least we're not going to New York to Washington, Washington

State. Oh yeah, March March of twenty twenty four, we went to

Florida, and then the next weekend was Arizona, Arizona, newx which we

started in California. And the next weekend was New York, New York State,

and then the weekend after that was Washington State. Oh wow, we

are all four corner of the states of America. My jell was the whole

way and se listen to this, yes, listen to this. New York

City right, New York State, Washington, Washington is underneath New York.

Washington is under New York. Yes, it is not my fault. Two

h Washington put on the other side of the country. Well, I mean,

technically, you're right, it's not your fault that is. That's no,

is not it's not his fault that they did. Susan B. Anthony,

Susan B. Anthony, this is your fault because DC's not a state.

So I'm not giving you that one. No, it's not a state.

I didn't know the states had a territory. Washington, d C is

inside the state of MARYLANDINAI so is that your excuse for starting us in Florida?

Because there's a Hollywood, Florida. You forgot what from? It's not

you bringing this up again, Hollywood, Florida, Hollywood, California, not

my fault. Springfield, Missouri, Springfield, Michigan. In Springfield, North

Dakota, Springfield, California. Are we gonna do a Springfield Field, Ohio?

Springfield, Massachusetts? No spring seat only? Case closed. There's a

lot of Manchester's. You could go to Manchester, England. After this is

the Springfields. We're onto something here. See Illuminadi is all I got to

say. It was the Aliens. It's all the and new noakis falls.

Do you have a song about that? Addressing that we do not speak of

the noke? Okay, but we did just release a new song just in

March. Yeah, Bill didn't know about it. We did it without him.

We put out a new music video and a new song. It's called

Murder Train. Am I allowed to say that word on the Yeah? He

is all about all. He was in the recording studio saying all, yeah,

pictures, we have video, we have the proof. We turned and

on yeah, and it's an excellent song. Our drummer Equations wrote the song.

Me and Equations did the music video. Go check it out. It's

on YouTube, it's on Spotify, it's on Apple Music, it's everywhere.

We did, Bill, we did, indeed, and you you were right

there with us. Yeah, we were holding your hand, we were patting

you on the bat. Yeah, we gave you an extra serving of yogurt

that day. Well, I did watch the video. I enjoyed it very

much. And so that's the newest single. That's the newest single. Well,

it just so happens someone may have taken the initiative to create a radio

edit of it. Then we could play someone so much for this song that

they're telling me about. Yes, we might, really, we might hear

that at the end of the show. Yes, yes, that person could.

I think he actually made a couple of radio really I did. Yeah,

three times, we won't. We edited out the entire song to say

that word, the word. Yes, you can say murder, yes,

man speaker, not that word. You have to watch it about the adult

because it is yes, yes, Saturday mornings, oh gosh morning, certain

words like that. Super Saturday people. People listen to us while they watch

their Saturday Saturday, Saturday Saturdayay Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday says all right,

I'm in the band five just got a thousand and seventy. We just have

to follow them to her mind and literally you have to make the checks payable

to Jean sim They have to be sound checks. Yes, sound check.

Wow, I've got that sound check like like a like a like a bank

check. Right. Wow, I'm just making sure I have that. Is

I do? Oh no, they have no idea. They can't even write

with pencils. My wife doesn't even know what a dial phone is. No,

I'm serious, you have no idea what is? But I'm her age.

That's why. Yeah, really, yes, I didn't know that.

The age of not knowing a dial phone. No, no, I know

one, no one, But I'm the I'm the same age. I'm close

enough from Oklahomaka. They're a little bit of really, you know, they

don't teach us things. They don't do that. I want to point out,

I'm I don't mean to interrupt, but I am. I want to

point out that SLIM can change and transmission. Oh, it's an alternator.

Oh wow, without a toolbox. I had a toolbox on the side of

the road in the middle of Texas. Really really and under including ordering the

parts. It was under ten hours. I don't really believe you. I'm

the mechanical one. Yeah, it's true. It's one hundred percent true.

I've done a lot of Yeah store near there. It was actually and I

don't know if I'm allowed to I'm not sponsored, but O'Reilly is my favorite

auto bar store. They are the thing about O'Reilly. The other one,

the orange one, but I'm not gonna name. The people are not very

nice to you if you're a woman, but at O'Reilly they love you if

you're a woman. Really, that's true. Yeah, you go in there

and they like act like you don't know what you're talking about, and I'm

like, sir, I know more about cars than you. You work at

this store. I do the thing. Wow, o'reiley the orange sponsor,

not the orange one, the orange red one. You don't go to the

car bar store. You don't go to the car I got home bow do

I win? Cars are all broken? This is not the location puts we

are. We are running out of time. Do you want to make sure

in hours you got through? Was the introduction. This has been fun.

I wish we had more time, but I do want to make sure to

we get in the radio edit of Murder Train, which yes, I will

send you and you got a promise to come back the next time you're in

Yeah, yeah, yes, yes wait wait before yes we we we just

got a new documentary out. Oh you do, yes, Vice dot com

I came and did a documentary on us being the world's worst band. Yeah.

So you can just go to a Google or you YouTube and if you

use these two keywords green Jello and Vice va ic, it will show up.

And it's very short. It's about ten minutes. There you go fourteen

minutes and you will never get that time back. You will learn nothing correct.

But it's a very interesting story and it's definitely not what you think it

is. They they found a unique way of presenting it cool. So if

you got the time, please look on Green Jello, Vice and Google or

okay, can I do a quick drop real quick? Absolutely? Okay,

tonight. If you want to travel, be totally worth it. But we're

going to be in Burlington, Vermont at the Higher Ground Green Jello. This

is a scene lok hip hop slash punk rock dash of that in there.

Tomorrow. I actually will be in Manchester myself. I'll be at the Jewel

Music okay, right down the street. I'll do it solo show because I

book solo shows in between Green Jello shows. Okay, before I started torn

with Green Jello, I've done my hip hop thing and somehow I became an

arm growing out of the back of Green Jello. Tonight in Burlington, Vermont

at the Higher Ground Green Jello, and I'll be in town tomorrow if anyone's

interested. Oh, very cool, very cool. Yeah, this baby girl

have a statement before we go. I would just like to point out too,

to all the listeners that Bill Mann speaker is not wearing pants. No,

no, I got no pants on it. You know where it is

summer. Don't make me do the buffalo Bill we did. Just put the

lotion in the basket, all right, we gotta Jenny. You want to

plug your website before absolutely yeah, now I totally do it. Check out

gen Coffee dot com, j E N N C O F f e y

dot com. There's an up coming press conference next week. More information coming

later today. Very good, very good, Green Jello or Green Jelly you

want it's thank you, thank you. This has been one of the most

the mandel Okay, it was never a band, It was never a Howie

Mandel saying elsewhere it wasn't even real. All right, we gotta go jell

green Jelly. Thank you all so much. This has been a lot of

fun. Absolutely. By the way, has this been played on the radio

Murder Train? I think this is the first time it's ever been radio.

Yeah, we love the World. Radio premieres here on the show so here,

all right here it is Murder Train, Green Jelly or green Jello.

America's top forty bottom forty go tuk off, get your face, don't get

off track, fall a sweet, do cocaine, take your station. Marri

frame, Morial tray, Rio train, Merrio train, Marri swap some track,

goy say don't don Marrier tray got you drunk? Urges Dames her Padri

frame case that dude, keep a bang on your bad Carto fray not a

card, not a way, not no baro fray barough fray r tra bro

tra or next gotta holly weird in California here with it. Anything goes down

on the Burger train. You can get tattoo and scores and drugs taking me.

But you're almost anything that that fire is free. You can get on

or what you can that will get all the burger trade train. I'm saying,

I'm saying track fright R time. My name is Shemry. I play

in the FAM's the greatest stamp of rock group all across the land. Were

all bunch of scumbags and we don't give a damn human fish hoge s here.

It's what we are to damn well you've gotten to say is show me

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