Matt Connarton Unleashed 6-15-24 hour 3 EDITED

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Welcome back everybody. It is our number three New Marrow trace of Matt Connorton

Unleashed and we are live from the studios of w m n H ninety five

point three FM Inglorious, Manchester, New Hampshire on Canal Street. Today is

Saturday, June fifteenth, twenty twenty four. Jenny is here of course with

me as always, and we have some very special guests here in studio with

us. They are in town. They just played last night at the shas

Skin and this is the largest band physically speaking, that we've had in the

studio. Green Jelly is here. Welcome everybody. Well, actually we are

the world record holder of the largest band in music history. We have currently

one thousand and sixty nine active members throughout the world. My goodness. So

how does that work? Like if somebody leaves, they never truly leave.

Well, how it works is I make a lot of peanut butter and jelly

sandwiches, right, and I go to Walmart a lot and I buy lots

of loaves of bread and choosy mothers choose Jeff Okay, I understand. So

Bill Mann Speaker is here, of course. Well, actually it's William Man

Speaker. And I want to point out that the station is named after me.

W M n H. That is William Man Speaker, New Hampshire.

Yes, so next time he announces this, I get a dollar. Every

time you say the radio station's name, I get a dollar, which I

keep. He's not lying. When I was first offered a show here,

I was told by management that it is a fact named after you. Yes,

yes, William Man Speaker, New Hampshire, ninety five point three rock

and roll potty station. Crap. Now I owe Gene Simmons five bucks.

Oh, Gene Simmons. I owe him so much money every time. I

can't even kiss a fan without paying him five dollars. Well, did you

pay him for introducing you in that video? I was actually I did.

I had to buy and this is this is serious. I had to buy

him twelve chocolate muffins. Yeah, Gene Simmons only eats the top of the

muffins. Just I'm just putting it out there. What one time I had

to go park his car and there there was muffin crumbs everywhere. I'm like,

this is not the god of thunder, this is the god of donuts.

Got a donuts in jelly rolls. I'm totally serious. The world gets

weird when you're eating muffins with Gene Simmons. Yeah, but anyways, Yes,

the station is named after me. Yes, yes, congratulations, fire

you owe me seven dollars. Okay, well i'll see what I have.

Great, and you've got the is this is this the entire band, the

entire current time. I mean it's a fraction of a fraction of a fraction

of the band, but yes, this is the current band that we're out

on tour with. Correct, okay, alright, and which you can't see

this at home? Oh well, yes you can't hide right now. There

is eighty seven people in the station right now. Yes, yes, this

is quite the h None of us took showers, right, that's all right?

Hey it's and we were all eating peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I

had to get up at six am start making them. Yeah. Well that's

uh that's very early. Yeah. Well you know again, choosy mothers,

choose you. Now, this isn't your first time in Manchester. Oh no,

I've been here a million times. And it's funny because I never knew

the name of the venue that we played until you just said it. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, I played there like seven times. I had no

idea what the name was. Yeah. Jesse over there in the corner,

he was there last night. Of course. Hi, did you get hit

in the head with a pool noodle? The noodle was great. The hot

dog hat was even better. Oh. I did my best keep on the

hat, especially while feeding the Calgary. Oh is that you? Oh?

That was Oh? Hi, you now have monkey Box. Just so you

know, the w m NH radio station is ground zero for the next pandemic.

Ladies and gentlemen, monkey Box is coming your way. We mutated it

from the Jugglo flu. We were passing out. Oh, we were passing

out the whoop whoop whooping cough for a while. So everyone who comes to

our show that wears one of our costumes, you go home with some sort

of disease. Yeah. I really work for the CIA as an undercover agent.

My job is to spread disease across the world. Yeah. I single

handedly brought COVID to Wisconsin. Wow. And March of twenty twenty. We

had a contest to see how many people are going to drink whiskey shots off

my back. Okay, no, no, no, no, no,

no no. We we have we have beach balls. Okay, we have.

I mean you get, you get, you can you can vouch for

that, right. We had beach balls, lots of beach balls, okay,

and lots of pool noodles. Okay, all right, And if you

want to take them to the beach ball and the pool noodle to a different

level, that's up to you. I'm sure. Okay, it's twenty twenty

four. You know, we we were using big boy words. And I

want to point out I want to point out right now that I that me

personally, I identify as a dog. Okay, and we brought my wife

here today. Baby girl is here, the first uh dog member of Green

Yellow. Yes you thought he was fat, that's just the wiener dog in

his pocket. I have to ask you something now. You just said you

just said green jello, yes Green. Are you legally permitted to say Hell

no, I'm not legally permitted to do anything. Everything I do is stolen.

I've stolen the three Little Pig song. It's really smoke on the water.

Obviously, the cow god is aces spades. Green Jello is actually ground

up horsehoofs with green dye. I stole that name also, and when they

wanted to assume me, I instantly changed my name to Green Chevrolet. Oh

okay, they were please, So I went for green xerox. Yeah,

and you know the red And now now nobody cares. Okay, it's thirty

years later. Hey, they're like green who Green Jello. And then every

once in a while, this guy with a beard will come up to me

say, dude, I remember, yeah, the hell with Bill Cosby bru.

I did leave the guy alone. He's got enough problems. Man,

you don't need only that you had harassing him. Dude, you made them

change the name. He has nothing to do with that, that's right.

I love putting pops. By the way, Yes, well good, are

you legally permitted to say that? No? By old Gene Simmons another dollar?

He owns putting pops. Did you know that his owns pudding pops?

Oh? Yeah, I do know. He's trying to say wanta pudding pop?

All days. I did not I did not know. They didn't play

that on the farewelfare or forced they did. They did. That was for

the VIP experiences. Yes, that's true. The Beat and Green on hundred

thousand dollars. You get to look at Gene Simmons through a telescope. Yeah.

And I don't know if you know this, there is a Green Yellow

Kiss connection here. Oh, I know, we actually did the Green Jello

did the Kiss Reunion tour launch back in nineteen ninety six. I didn't know

that. Yes, the first time that Green or that Green Jellow got back

together, the first time Kiss got back together and put the costumes in the

makeup on were actually in my office. Really. Yes, it was a

very bizarre experience. And the best part of it is Doc McGhee used to

make them show up at eight in the morning and put on the costumes and

then wear them all day to five o'clock. So, you know, for

the first like month, it was like, oh, dude, man,

geez he oh, hecky, what did I say? That said a bad

word? I did? I said, Gene Simmons. I got it.

No, Gus Kiss is my favorite fan. You can talk about Gene all

you want. I love, so for a while I was great that they're

hanging out, you know, and then all of a sudden it became like,

oh no, here he comes. Yeah yeah, yes, Jeane,

yeah yeah yeah. The chocolate muffins. All right, it doesn't right,

And again I don't mean to ramble on them, because I will. Yes,

we got an hour, oh one day, we're doing that. We're

doing the Kissery Union photo shoot. Right, it's a big, gigantic deal.

We rented a lion for some sort of unknown reason. Uh, Peter,

Chris really didn't like that idea, Like, Peter, you gotta go

stand next to the lion. I left the building. I don't. You

don't want to be eaten. No, no, I don't know. But

they brought this big lion in. But either way, either way, Ace

Freely is missing. He's missing, he's not showing up. They're all freaking

out. Jean Simmons and Paul Stanley are like the mom and dad, right,

and they're like losing their oh my god, where is he? Where's

he was he? And finally he strolls in like five pm and they're like,

a, swhere you've been. He's like, ah, I don't remember,

and they're like, where's your car? They had just bottom a brand

new, like Mustaine convertible, and he takes a cab over. They're like,

where where's the car? Hece, I lent it to some striper.

And these are two men that you know are sober in these elaborate costumes,

disciplining some drug guy that looks like a bum that strolled and I gave the

cat it was stripper, and so so whatever happens, blah blah blah.

Yeah, and it's now time for his photo shoot, and and Jean can't

fight his bill. He'll go find Ace, go find Oh, oh god,

again, this is sorry, said oh heck, oh hell, it's

our fault for not sorry that. Heck heck, we should have put the

shot collar on you. So either way, I'm in this whole whole building

for Ace Freely. I'm like, oh god, why how did my life

become that they're gonna wrangle Ace Freely? And I look everywhere six thousand square

feet. I can't find this guy. So I go in the bathroom and

oh my god, you think that learning about Santa Claus is fake and the

Easter Bunny. Wait till you go into the boy's bathroom and you see Ace

Freely taking a poop. And his costume is hung over the little the door

and all you can see is his silver boots and I'm the guy. I

gotta hurry up his poop. Right, your photo shoot is now right,

So all the complaints that Paul and Jean have about him are true, is

what you're saying, You know? It was it wonderful to see a Jean

and Paul are definitely the mom and dad, and the other two are definitely

the children. Yeah, and it was great to be the wrangler of the

children. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, Hi, Hey, do you

want to Bill? Do you want to introduce the rest of No, I'm

just gonna talk all night, all day, all right to the left of

me, which you cannot see all the way from Hollywood, California. The

man who literally quit his job at Netflix. He was on the motor cycle

club series called The Mayans Really, and he was also a DJ at a

strip joint after named after a Motley Crue song. Oh okay, he quit

all that, Ladies and gentlemen giving up for Jello Legosy Welcome, Welcome Jello.

The club was actually in the Motley Crue video for Girls, Girls Girl,

Oh no kidding. Yeah. The seventh Veil oh wow. And I

actually played the hell at the seventh Veil Wow. I played the seventh where

I played the strip club that he was working at as Green Jello. Oh

okay, and he was the DJ. Yes, And that's where we first

met. Where we met, And then about a year after that, I

opened up for Green Jello. Oh okay. And then about a year after

that I haven't left his side. No, yes, Oh so you've been

in the man a long time? Oh yeah, good four years now?

Yeah? Okay, yeah, since New Year's Eve of twenty nineteen. Okay,

okay, and only because one of our members was at his strip club

and it told him to join our band, and with no knowledge to me,

all of a sudden, he just shows up. But I'm like,

Hi, who are yours? I'm playing guitar, like hello are you?

That was literally the greeting guy. I got hello, who are you?

Like DJ? When that girl was yeah, and then right next to him.

This is this is the most bizarre story of all for like eighty shows.

I'm like, who is this dude? He just kept showing up and

I don't know who he is because his name's Casper. So he decided to

wear a ghost costume, which what took me until last night to realize that's

why he was wearing the ghost costume. The name was Casper, but and

that was on stage, so I didn't know what he looked like. And

this this random ghost would show up randomly whatever. So I'm like, oh,

this is really freaking me out. But ladies and gentlemen, give it

up for Casper. And Casper builds drug stores in Canada. Yes, yes,

yes, he took off the day from building drug stores and he drove

all away here from Canada. Wow, yep, well welcome, thank you

very much. Well it's not that far from Canada, right, I mean,

we do border Canada. Tell us tell us something that we don't know

about plaster? Well I don't even know what plaster is. Gypsy gypsum,

No, nope, wow, I would not do not hire Casper to build

your drug store at all. And right next to him, this is this

is one of my favorite stories. I get a random message on Facebook,

which I do all the time, and this guy says, hey, I

live in Arkansas. Yeah, can I join your band? And I'm like,

yeah, sure. A week later, this guy's knocking on my door

in Los Angeles with his dog. And I'm like, you're who and he's

like, I'm the guy that drove here from Arkansas. And that was like

three years ago. And since then, him and that little wiener dog been

following me everywhere. We're talking like a hundred shows. Wherever I go,

he's there. I'm at the walmart there he is what is wiener dog?

I'm at the hotel there he is in my bed with is wiener dog.

And then you know, you know, we got drunk. Some things happened,

and you know, and now I identify as a dog and I love

baby girl. We're getting married. Was having my puppies? Well that's uh

that that's you know, we don't jump having my puppies. So before we

go any further, you're a dog in love? A question though, yes,

question. I'm getting the impression, as you're telling the story I talk

a lot. Well that, well, that's good, because that's that's what

we do here. But I'm getting the impression that all you have to do

to join the band is show up and oh yeah hocking, yeah, yes,

yeah, yes. They're all these people. I don't I don't even

know the real names. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Wow. We were

checking in the hotel room the other day and they called him by some name

and I'm like, who the who the who is who is taylormanics right,

it's just some sort of like seventies show that we're watching or undercover detectives rolling

it. I have no idea. And so anyways, he shows up with

with his dog and he's been playing over one hundred shows with us. His

name is seen Load Welcome. We actually met him on tour with the Insane

Clown Posse. Whoop whoop, yes, yes, woof, woof woof,

shout us all the members in the room, and ninety five point three for

having us. Thank you, thank you, thanks lok and baby Girl.

Well, the station is named after Bill, so we were kind of obligated.

There we go. Another dollar. Yeah jous. All right, so

this this is one of my favorite all time members and one of my favorite

stories. Okay, now imagine this. It's the year two thousand and five

and American Idol is at its height, Okay, and it really has nothing

to do with the story. But I had just sold my my rave club,

which we will not get into at all. Okay. Ah, so

that's why That's why I'm whole watching American Idol. That's why you know.

So I'm just sitting home because I got time on my hand, and there's

this three second like blip an American Idol of some weird man wearing this gigantic,

elaborate duct tape costume. And I just cut it out of the blink

of mylet. What the And I searched the internet and I hunted this dude

down and I recruited him into my band. In two thousand and eight.

He went on there, he sang some song. They said, blah blah

blah, and Simon Cowell said, get that away from me, weirdo following

me around and he created his own green yellow guar cover band called Guello GW

E L in New Hampshire and yes, yep from originally from Salem, pracked

Salem. We started out in Salem. We still kind of got out down

there quite a bit. It's not loud enough, no your mouth like last

nime an, get it weighed out there. Thanks, Yeah, go for

it for you. What I was trying to say now, I was was

like saying this grand thing and how we met at the America and we're local

to the New Hampshire, Massachusetts area. Okay, okay, cool, you'll

have to bring them in. Oh by an incredible band, probably the only

one who speaks. But it's good and not as much as Bill, not

as much as Bill not. But I've known him since two thousand and five

when I hunted him down, and then in two thousand and eight he joined

our band and he's got he's I don't know what, do you know?

Best? Yes? Yes, really best friends, excellent and he also went

on were with us uh with the Insane Clown Posse, which was incredible.

It was a good run. In fact, was it here or is it

Maine? It was Maine, Maine and Ginos Yes, where Violent J came

to the club personally. We were on our way to the show and I

got a phone call from the from the promoter and he's like, hey,

Violent J's here to meet you guys, And I tell Bill and he's like

Violent Who And we're like, oh he insane clown bossy And they met there

personally and he's like, so you got just guys all over the country that

know your music and it's like, yeah, he knows it, they know

it. And it was blown away and the next thing, you know,

we're on the Gathering of the Juggalos playing tours with with ICP. How many

how many dates did you do with them? I don't remember how many dates

were on the weekends. I want to say I did personally like ten or

eleven of them. Yeah, mostly mostly on the East Coast. Yeah,

which was really wonderful. Like he's a huge insane clown posse fan. Yeah,

I have no idea. Okay, I'm in my old little bunk.

He's aware of them, but he's not gonna at the time, not going

to recognize land Jay or Shaggy too Dope by name. So we roll up

he's Kurts Drive and he rolls up and just like any day, there's some

chubby, bearded guy in the parking lot, you know, no clown paint,

no clo anxious to say hello, and he's rambling on about his clown

band, you know, and it's like Thursday to me. It's another bearded

guy tell me about his clown band. It happens with alarming, it does.

And he invites me to his clown party out in the forest, and

I'm like, yes, Sure's like the Gathering of the Juggles, I need

you to come out call my brother. And I'm like, yeah, yeah,

sure, your clown party. So you know, he's excited about it.

So I'm just not excited at all. And I just post a little

picture of me and violent Jim or a violent you. So anyways, I

I post this little picture and then I call the number like the next day,

and the guy is so angry at me. Really, oh, he's

pissed, and well, how dare you announce that you're playing at the gathering

of the Juggalos before us? And he just spreading me and I'm just like,

just could I just explain this? I said, this isn't the first

time that a fat bearded dude has approached me in a parking lot and asked

me to play at their clown festival in the woods. You gotta just they

had pretty regular It was that, you know, the speakerphone, and it

went from this very like you know, you're in a lot of trouble to

everybody laughing. I'm like, I realized this this is just Saturday to me,

guys, and so they uh give me the the website and I pull

it up and I'm like, oh, I was like Damn, you're legit.

And they're like, yeah, we're waiting legited. So again this is

you know, uh angry Jim would say, our violent Jay. Uh.

He's telling the other clown posse guy, you know, I want this band

on the bill. And and now again they're pissed at me, but they've

they've taken my clown excuse and they throw me like the show it starts Wednesday,

Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Right. They put me on on Wednesday

the first night at three thirty in the morning. Oh yeah, oh wow,

and a tent on top of some gigantic hell of a hill, you

know, up against one of their big guys like what was that or something

was playing the main stage at the same time, and they put all the

juggalos are going to want to see. Yeah, so they gave me the

worst, worst lot, worst slot possible. Wow. And right before we

play some juggalo that's tripping. What did I say? I got it?

What did I say? I got it? Another f bar again? Yeah,

I caught it even here at that time. I didn't hear it either.

I didn't hear it the twenty other times. Well, either way,

I saw some crazy. There's some crazy juglo you know, tripping on eighty

pounds of mushrooms, randomly comes in the tent with his giant fire extinguisher and

smashes the whole like p like the mixing council. The sound Guy's like a

long, super long story. Short. Place was packed, and we broke

out into complete anarchy. Uh. We brought a hundred punk rock puppets and

we dressed up everyone inside. The bill got the juggalos to bring a picnic

table from the picnic surf across the table, all the picnic tables, and

they took off like the big wooden ones. And we when we piled up,

and we made like this mountain of wooden picnic tables in which I'm on

the top like screaming while all these punk rock puppets are washing circle. And

there was a moment of complete unclarity where I'm like, let's set it on

fire. Oh my god, no, no, no, I remembered the

white snake incident, a great close and off whatever. I'm like enough,

but it would have been a perfect time to set a bonfire with me on

the top and it all burning inside some sort of tent, and god forsaken

nowhere Ohio, and right next to the guy from Guello, Ladies and gentlemen

from Oklahoma, Kansas, the world champion pig wrestler herself. Please give it

up for Slim Jelly. Hey, y'all, Slim Jelly welcome, Thank you,

thank you, guys not to be here. Jenny and I are big

wrestling fans, but I don't think we've seen the pig wrestling them. She

wrestles a good pig. She is also the blue ribbon state champion pig squealer.

And if we all coat, that's just for the show. If we

coat, we can get her to talk like a pig. Come out,

talk like a pig, talk like a talk, talk like a pig,

talk like a pig, Ladies and gentlemen, Slim Jelly, little piggy,

little tiny baby pig, wow, getting not in here? All right,

all right? And I know, I know we're in New Hampshire, and

I know that you cannot get any sort of marijuana here. So if you're

looking for some goods, we brought our own math dealer himself. Ladies and

gentlemen. This guy's got enough three point one four one six one seven pie

to get you all. Give it up. Rems equations. Yeah, but

now you've got ah and you've got a what do you call that with the

spinny things on top of the hat. This is basically where I get all

my power, from all my mathematician power. This is a a beanie.

It's a tripropeller beanie. Really, I noticed this morning it was actually very

windy outside, and I had to brace myself to the van to make sure

I didn't I didn't fly away. Yes, yeah, all right, but

I'm here. I made it. And when it starts spinning like that,

he just starts spinning out equations. Really, yes, if you blow him

hard enough, you'll start spitting it out of the hat, A square plus

square squirt? Did I say something? I don't even know if I said

something right there? As someone who's terrible at math, I'm very impressed.

Thank you, Thank you that you have three propellas versus the usual one enhances

its abilities exactly. I was hoping that we wouldn't actually say that on air,

but now everyone knows my secret. It's fine, though, this secret

of three. Yes, now, is this literally everybody who's on stage?

I know you have thousands, but is this literally everyone who was on stage?

Last night. I don't know where they are. I don't know what

they look like. I don't know. They just show up. They show

up and it's best. When the sound guy asked me how many people are

in your bed, I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, we have

sent so many sound people to therapy. This crying. I have this wonderful

picture of the sound guy crying in New Orleans. He's like ball, He's

in a ball roll up in the corner behind his mixer. Yeah. Like

we're like middle of sound check and they're going off to smoke a cigarette.

They're just they all dressed out up. Yeah, they're like how many guitar

about? I think we got seven tonight? Then like ten actually like ten?

Come yeah, extra drummers? Oh yeah, well we show up with

three drummers, got four drum sets. This will be fun. That's so

true. What's the most drums that you've ever had? Four? Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, wow, four drums, twelve guitars, eight bass and

six singers. I think was the most. Yeah, that was for Sweden

Rock Festival. Oh okay, okay, do you do you ever have to

like obviously a venue like the Shafskiing, there's only so much room, so

then you have to the bad. I love when they're like the stage is

tiny and the room its small, because complete pandemonium just breaks out. Rattle,

toilet paper, beach balls, punk rock puppets, crowd stage band on

the floor. Yeah. And what I do before the show, Like people

start showing up around eight o'clock, right, and I know that they're not

home, So I go to their homes and I break into their garage and

I steal all of their holiday lawn inflatables. Oh and right now we got

like eighty of them when we just plug them in. We played this show

in Buffalo and Oliver Lawn and flatables kept blowing the power like huge festival,

thousands of people. And it's and it's all depending on the ability to power

twenties seven lawn inflatables. Right, they didn't have this year, but it

was just so perfect, again, ruining the lives of sound men across the

world. Yes, that's what I do, Yes, and I'm proud of

it. Well, it's important. It is. It is because when a

club is asked, what was your greatest nightmare and they say green yellow,

Yes, I know. My job is done. As the sound guys with

the horror stories of the night before. Oh yes, yes, yes,

or like some other show they're like, oh my god, it's crazy and

it's like, yeah, you had it easy tonight. There was only five

guitar players as opposed to seventeen and we put the fire out. Yeah.

Yeah. They were like, oh man, I got off lights. Don't

have to renew my Xana subscription. That must be the longest introduction to your

band on the radio. And w m N eight more guys on the phone.

That's all right, but yes, yes, scene low A quick,

a quick, small original story for Jelly and the equations like when did they

come in? When did they come in? Slim Well, I was in

Oklahoma at the Pig wrestling event, and just the way that she was,

you know, wrestling that pig, I I knew you knew. He knew

I was a musician by how good I was at Wrang, I knew she

was a great magician. Yeah, I will say, just really quickly.

I also front a band called thinky Flesh. That's right, thinky Flesh,

and you can find us wherever you find yourself because it is in your head.

Yes. So so what what I do is I basically I lie to

these strangers that I find in the walmart, and I promise them fame and

fortune and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I will say I never did

get that peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He keeps talking about, keeps talking

about peanut, and then I don't eat peanut butter and jelly. There's that

meat? Is that can don't eat meat? I got air for breakfast.

Oh yeah, well it's not good. And I'm on the air right now.

Goodness, oh, my mind is blown. We're on the air.

Where you are eating air? Where are you playing tonight? You're you're God,

No, I don't know are playing there. I believe you're. I

believe you're in Vermont this evening. Vermont. I like that. I like

that night. I like that name Vermont. Hopefully the sound off my listening

for sound guy and Vermont were coming for you to nights. They do have

a sound guy in Vermont, yet I understand it was the sound guy and

they did not. And the worst thing about the sound guy, he's always

trying to pay me with the sound check. Uh huh yeah. Then I

tell him I don't I don't have a bank. I need I need cash

on a sound check, right right? They got to debate me about it.

But I don't think the who who writes checks in twenty twenty four pretty

rarely, I don't mean, is it is it what it like? Is

it like the like Apple pay? But just through sound Well you gotta understand

too, Vermont, it's you know, if you're in Vermont, right,

it's a little bit beat because a lot of time, yes, yes,

yes, you know, but when you're when you're when you're using the sound

check, yes, do you use your phone to do it? You have

to sign it? Does Vermont let you cash a sound check? That's a

good question, that's a good question. The we've just been playing in all

the wrong places. They won't cast your sound check, No, no,

they will not. And the other day we broke an e chord, uh

huh, And I go to the guitar center and I say I need an

e chord yes, and they don't. They're looking at me like like like

I don't know what I'm talking about. I would have just played one for

you and you'd be all set. Played, yeah, just play the chord.

What do you mean? Oh? You know? Like you like you

get the sound check. Why would you play a chord you get electrocuted?

Yes, it's very dangerous. That's the danger of now, I get it.

The danger. Yes, the danger. That's what the children been right

the day. We gotta we gotta add danger to the show, add some

danger. You're safe. Pool noodles everywhere, Yes, I also go to

all the towns and I loot all the pool noodles. Yes. So when

you go later on today or later on this month, when the heat gets

a little a little warmer, a little humid, Yeah, and you're thinking

yourself, I'm going to go for a pool party. You're gonna go the

ninety nine cent store to buy some pool noodles. Nope, I bought all

the pool noodles in town. You know what, there's a funny story about

that. When you when you buy one hundred pool noodles, when you get

three boxes of pool noodles, and you go up to that employee at the

ninety nights at store that don't give two hex yoh, give a fudget all

you pay for like four? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not kidding. They

did you, you can get it. They didn't care. I can actually

see how that would happen yes, they don't. They're not because they're not

gonna scan everyone. They're like, I'm getting minimum waves. I'm not scanning

a hundred noodles. They were annoyed when they had to break their cigarette break

to come inside. Watch the guy walk around with his dirt bag, buddies,

What is up with that every time you go to the dollar store that

they're smoking outside. Right, we're not talking cigarettes either. You would expect

that we that we either math, math, a lot of math at the

night math. You would expect happy, healthy employees at the Yeah, they're

out there, give you a dollar, said store, do the mask,

do the math. That's the new slogan for ninety nine cent store. He's

supposed to do the math. You I provide the ma. How you provide

the mask? Everyone else does the mask math? Right, Right, he's

got some clean math. Do you do the accounting for that? Accounts for

yourself? Yeah? And then what happens after Vermont your scranton this tour?

What idiot routed this tour? Why would you go from yeah, never,

Yeah, we're gonna get to see some cool trees on the at least we're

not going to New York to Washington Washington State. Oh yeah, March March

of twenty twenty four, we were born to Florida. And then the next

weekend was Arizona, Arizona New Mix, which we started in California. And

the next weekend was New York, New York State, and then the weekend

after that was Washington State. Oh wow, we are all four corner of

the states of America. My jell was the whole way. And did se

listen to this, Yes, listen to this New York City right, New

York State, Washington. Washington is underneath New York. Washington is under New

York. Yes, it is not my fault two states Washington put on the

other side of the country. Well, I mean, technically, you're right,

it's not your fault that is. That's no, it is not.

It's not his fault that they did. Susan B. Anthony, Susan B.

Anthony, this is your fault because DC's not a state. So I'm

not giving you that one. No, it's not a state. I didn't

know the states had a territory. Washington, d C is inside the state

of Maryland. Illuminati, So is that your excuse for starting us in Florida?

Because there's a Hollywood, Florida. You forgot what from It's not you

bring this up again, Hollywood, Florida, Hollywood, California. Not my

fault. Springfield, Missouri, Springfield, Michigan, springs Field, North Dakota,

Springfield, California. Are we gonna do a Springfield Field, Ohio?

Springfield, Massachusetts? No spring seat only case closed. There's a lot of

Manchester's. You could go to Manchester, England after this is the Springfield j

We're onto something here. See Illuminati is all I got to say. It

was the Aliens. It's all the andw noakis walls. Do you have a

song about that? Addressing that we do not speak of the new nocky Okay,

but we did just release a new song just in March. Yeah,

Bill didn't know about it. We did it without him. We put out

a new music video and a new song. It's called Murder Train. Am

I allowed to say that word on the Yeah? Yeah, he is all

about all. He was in the recording studio all yeah, pictures, we

have video we have We turned it on, Yeah, and it's an excellent

song. Our drummer Equations wrote the song. Me and Equations did the music

video. Go check it out. It's on YouTube, it's on Spotify,

it's on Apple Music, it's everywhere. We did, Bill, we did,

indeed, and you you were right there with us. Yep. We

were holding your hand, we were patting you on the bat. Yeah,

we gave you an extra serving of yogurt that day. Well, I did

watch the video. I enjoyed it very much. And so that's the newest

single. That's the newest single. Well, it just so happens someone may

have taken the initiative to create a radio edit of it. Then we could

play someone so much forgot this song that they're telling me about. Yes,

we might, really, we might hear that at the end of the show.

Yes, yes, that person could. I think he actually made a

couple of radio really I did. Yeah, we won't. We edited out

the entire song. Aout to say that word, the word. Yes,

you can say murder, yes, yes, man speaker, not that word.

You have to watch it about the adult because it is yes, yes,

Saturday mornings, yeah, gosh morning, certain words like that. Super

Saturday people. People listen to us while they watch their out there Saturdayturday,

Saturday, Saturday, Saturdayay, Saturday, Saturday Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Saday's

all right, I'm in the band five hours, just got a thousand and

seventy. We just have to follow them to her mind and literally, you

have to make the checks payable to Gene Simmons. You have to be sound

checks. Yes, wow, I got that sound check like like a like

a like a bank check. Right. Wow, I'm just making sure I

have that check. Is I do? Oh no, they have no idea.

They can't even write with pencils. My wife doesn't even know what a

dial phone is. No, I'm serious, you have no idea what a

phone is. But I'm her age. That's why. Yeah, really,

yes, I didn't know that. The age of not knowing a dial phone.

No, no, I know one, no one. But I'm the

I'm the same age. I'm close enough from Oklahoma that Yeah, they're a

little bit. Really, you know, they don't teach us things. They

don't do that. I want to point out. I'm sorry, I don't

mean to interrupt, but I am. I want to point out that SLIM

can change and transmission. Oh, it's an alternator. Oh wow, without

a toolbox. I had a toolbox on the side of the road in the

middle of Texas. Really really and under including ordering the parts. It was

under ten hours. I don't really believe you. I'm the mechanical one.

Yeah, it's true. It's one hundred percent true. I've done a lot

of Yeah, the store near there, it was actually and I don't know

if I'm allowed to I'm not sponsored, but O'Reilly is my favorite auto bar

store. They are the thing about O'Reilly. The other one, the orange

one that I'm not gonna name. The people are not very nice to you

if you're a woman, but at O'Reilly they love you if you're a woman.

Really, that's true. Yeah, you go in there and they like

act like you don't know what you're talking about, and I'm like, sir,

I know more about cars than you. You work at this store.

I do the thing. Wow, O'reiley the orange not the orange one?

What the orange red one? You don't go to the car br store?

Car? I got home, ne bow do I win? Cars are all

broken? This is not the location. Put it back, Tols. We

are we are running out of time. Do you want to make sure in

hours you got through? Was the introduction. This has been fun. I

wish we had more time, but I do want to make sure to we

get in the radio edit of Murder Train, which yes, I will send

you, and you got to promise to come back the next time you're in

Yeah, yeah, yes, yes wait wait before yes we we We just

got a new documentary out, Oh you do, yes, Vice dot Com

I came and did a documentary on us being the world's worst band. So

you can just go to a Google or YouTube and if you these two keywords

green Jello and Vice v Ic, it will show up. And it's very

short. It's about ten minutes. There you go fourteen minutes and you will

never get that time back. You will learn nothing correct, But it's a

very interesting story and it's definitely not what you think it is. They they

found a unique way of presenting it cool. So if you got the time,

please look on Green Jello, Vice and Google or okay, can I

do a quick drop real quick? Absolutely? Okay tonight. If you want

to travel, be totally worth it. But we're going to be in Burlington,

Vermont at the Higher Ground Green Jello. This is scene lok hip hop

slash punk rock dash of that in there. Tomorrow. I actually will be

in Manchester myself I'll be at the Jewel Music okay, right down the street.

I'll do it solo show because I book solo shows in between Jello shows.

Okay, before I started torn with Green Jello, I've done my hip

hop thing and somehow I became an arm growing out of the back of Green

Jello. Tonight in Burlington, Vermont at the Higher Ground Green Jello, and

I'll be in town tomorrow if anyone's interested. Oh, very cool, very

cool. Yeah, baby girl, have a statement before we go. I

would just like to point out too, to all the listeners that Bill Mann

speaker is not wearing pants. No, no, I got no pants on

it. You know it is summer. Don't make me do the buffalo bills

we did. Just wake up. Put the lotion in the basket, all

right, we gotta Jenny, you want to plug your website before? Absolutely?

Yeah, no, I totally do it. Check out gen Coffee dot

com, j E N N C O F f ey dot com. There's

an upcoming prest com friends next week. More information coming later today. Very

good, very good, Green Jello or Green Jelly you want it's thank you,

thank you. This has been one of the most the Mandel Okay,

it was never alland it was never a Howie Mandel saying elsewhere it wasn't even

real. All right, we gotta go jell green Jelly. Thank you all

so much. This has been a lot of fun. Absolutely. By the

way, has this been played on the radio Murder Train? I think this

is the first time it's ever been radio. Yeah, we love the World.

Radio premieres here on the show so here, all right here it is

murder Train, Green Jelly or green Jello. Where forty bottom forty go cop

off in your face, don't get off, morro trag fall asleep, do

cocaine? Take your steady mar frame, Merrio train, Morro train, Merrio

train, Merrio swap some track, Dona say, don't bles down? Pray,

don't you drunk? Your stage? Her bad Pray? Can I do?

Keep a band on your face? Mar pray? Got a car?

Not a way thought? No bar tray burno track try or next? Godall

weird in CALIFORNI here with it. Anything goes down on the Burbo train.

You can get tattoo and scores and drugs taking in. But you're almost anything

that that part is free. You can get on or what you can that

way hit all the Burger trade train. I'm saying, I'm saying, try,

try, try time. My name is Jerry lay in the fan.

It's the greatest stamp of rock group all across the land. Were all such

of scumpbacks, and we don't get a damn. You'll mean the fish.

So you see it's what we are. It's I am. All you've gotten

to say is show me the rocket ball. Take it from me. You

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